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A fictionalisation of my thought process in playing Another Wonderful Life, and the female farmer’s relationship to compulsory heterosexuality, misogyny, feminism, capitalism, and my innate desire to play as a woman and marry one of the women. written before the remake came out lmao
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- English
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- 7,328
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- 1/?
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- 4
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A podfic of spoondrifts’ farce which reveals that Alastor’s ever-mysterious seven year absence and his enigmatic deal was all because… he was having a kip. And it explains a lot more about his behaviour and relationships than anyone could have anticipated.
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[Podfic] Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by spitemonger
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Dec 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
A podfic of Princeliest’s hilariously titled work.
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Like a lamb to slaughter, Lucifer goes on a picnic with Alastor and Rosie.
The menu? Fresh fruit, pastries, and butchered fallen angel.
Or: Alastor offers Lucifer a respite from the weight of existence for an afternoon.
A Podfic of soot_and_salt’s poetry.
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[Podfic] Altruism and Accrued Medical Conditions by spitemonger for birdsaretoddlers
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Nov 2024
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When you get your ass divinely beaten on live television, then spend several months denying you're dying, culminating in a rather dramatic case of 'falling over on the parlor carpet because your entire chest is a purulent sac of rotted demonflesh'... You tend to come away with some capital-c Conditions.
A Podfic of birdsaretoddlers’ fantastic work.
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There was no such thing as gospel truth in Hell, but if there was, it might have been written in Velvette’s tidy cursive. From PR relationships to breaking scandals to coverage of tragedies in the other rings, Velvette controlled it all. So why did she feel like she was losing her influence?
In which Velvette has a crisis, and Vox and Valentino insist she unplug and relax.
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24 Jun 2025
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A canon-compliant rewrite series combining the twelve books in the Power of Three and Omen of the Stars arcs of Warrior Cats into one seven-book arc with new characterization, lore, and story elements that progressively change the story to higher degrees as the story goes on.
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11 Jun 2025
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Velvette gives Vox a massage. ASMR doesn’t satisfy the same way Vox’s voice does.
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- Part 5 of After Life in Television
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10 Jun 2025
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“To me,” Vox told the baby, “it seems like bad parenting to leave your helpless kid for a whole month with two unstable psychopaths and their parole officer. But hey. Who am I to judge.”
No intelligent reply was forthcoming.
Or: not-so accidental baby acquisition, starring the three least responsible idiots this side of the Pentagram.
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Vox was, and is, a mirror. He found enthusiasm in Valentino - a potential partner! Someone who wanted to hear what he had to say, smiled with him and, when thrown off the side of a building, showed Vox something entirely new: how to fly.
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- Part 4 of After Life in Television
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04 Apr 2025