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  1. Summary

    sometimes school makes me write fiction. i interpret this as 'free bingo space to write BB fanfic'. let's hope none of my teachers know who Terry McGinnis is.
    30/09/21- Now I've just made this into a place for all my non-serial BB fics
    31/08/24 - aaand now I've just edited it to throw more bb stuff in one place for convenience. As you can see I've gotten lax about my organizational standards over the years

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    cursed BB experiences for your viewing pleasure

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    my fics for @owlady's Batman Beyond mer!au, for which @TheCreativeCasseroles has also written for :)

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  5. Summary

    all of my stuff that has to do with the Wayne Enterprises office in Neo Gotham goes here. I'm keeping a continuity.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Esperanza Valdez just made sense, Jason thought. Her ghostly figure was entirely silver in color, but Jason could see where Leo got his curls. She had pulled hers back with a bandana, but the way her eyebrows knitted together was very familiar. He could almost imagine her glaring at Festus because he ate all the hot sauce again, like a certain son of Hephaestus he knew.

    If you were to look up the definition of “tryhard”, a picture of Tristan McLean would pop up, Leo thought. Then again, he’d also appear if you looked up any of the following terms: bombshell, hot, gorgeous, gay awakening, etc.

    The Underworld kind of sucked, Piper found, especially when you were on a quest with an immortal huntress who was your best friend’s sister and the demigod equivalent of a Spirit Halloween, AKA Thalia Grace and Nico di Angelo. She had no problems with the people by themselves, but she had gotten sick of their arguing long before the murderous mania of a former blonde bombshell descended upon them.

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    Lost Trio Week Day 5: Parents

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    12 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    It starts with what seems to Jason like a perfectly innocuous question.

    “Why does everyone keep calling me Superman?”

    Turns out, being raised by wolves and then a demigod military left some pretty wide gaps in Jason’s pop culture knowledge. An exploration of Jason’s complicated feelings towards heroism and his place in the world as he learns about mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent.

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    09 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    This is how the son of Gondor returns home.

    Faramir stands first, moves, though the gap between them is still large. No one else moves.
    “Are you real?” he asks.
    Boromir can only shrug. He is not dead, nor is he a ghost, nor is he whole. He is, simply, here.

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    27 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Weird things go on inside lighthouses on lonely islands during winter, but nothing's weirder than the people who work there.

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    18 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    after having driven everyone he loves out of Gotham prior to neo year, Terry runs into Dana where she doesn't expect it

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    12 Jun 2025