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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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I’m Gonna Tell ‘Em (Don’t you Dare) by ShootingFromAfar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
21 Nov 2024
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“FUCK YEAH!” Jason pumps his fist in the air with a whoop. “Ha! Take that, Demon Brat! I’m the Robin with the highest kill count!”
Tim spits out his coffee and coughs violently. It’s partially because he got some in his lungs, but also to cover the incredulous laughter bursting uncontrollably out of him. It takes him a good few seconds to get his breathing under control, but when he looks up, his brothers are staring at him.
For a moment he’s tempted. So fucking tempted. Because he hasn’t told anyone anything more than bits and pieces about his time with the League.
AKA: Tim has a kill count. A high one. But he's sure as fuck not going to be the one who tells his family that.
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Cracked Foundation by Cdelphiki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU, Under the Red Hood, Batman (Comics)
16 Apr 2018
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The last thing Damian expected to happen when he ran away from home was to spend a day crammed into a small space with Jason Todd. His father's second son was a black sheep. An outcast. An angry, insanity driven criminal who enjoyed screwing with the batfamily in every way he could. At least, that's what Damian thought. Maybe he was wrong about Todd.
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Operation Itty Bitty by Rude_And_Not_Ginger
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
03 Aug 2025
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Jason’s therapist gives him a simple assignment: accept one affectionate gesture from Bruce.
He doesn’t expect Bruce to go feral with it. And he definitely doesn’t expect to… like it.
Based on a Tumblr post:
Jason: Stop calling me baby. I am twenty years old. I have dragged murderers from the back of my motorcycle. My scared hands smell like gunpowder. I hate you, and I will never be soft again.
Bruce: Yes, of course, I understand.
Bruce, deadpan introducing Jason to literally anyone: This is my baby boy. My sweet little darling. My silly goose. Bambini. Small one. Duckling. Spider monkey. Pumpkin. Itty bitty.
Jason, deadpan, every time: Yes, hi, that's me, I'm itty bitty.
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Random goon: Hey Boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood: I used to have another name, before… A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can’t take that from me. I won’t let them.
Random goon: …Huh.
Random goon: *Slowly unravels a Trans flag*
Red Hood: Uh, whatcha got there?
Random goon: *Starts waving it* A smoothie.
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A loyal goon hilariously misunderstands a few too many conversations and sets about supporting his boss the best he can.(Based on a Tumblr/Tik Tok I found :) )
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- Part 1 of Batman Tik Tok Fics