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Gimme Sympathy (After All of This Is Gone) by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
02 Aug 2025
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‘You… you’re not eating?’ Sam says. He knows she just said that she eats ice cream, at least, but the idea of Alice taking no joy in flavour is so… sad. Alice, who made obnoxious amounts of cinnamon-sugar toast and over-balsamic-ed salad while they were living together. Alice, who swore by her feta and jam combo, dubbing it the poor woman’s panna cotta. Alice, who was rarely seen ordering the same coffee twice.
Alice, now, offers him only the same shrug, her mouth twisting up into an apologetic smile.
‘Sorry, really. That it’s vanilla. I hope it’s some comfort.’
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Alice brings Sam ice cream.
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Welcome back to another season of Hilltop Housemates! Join Sam, Celia, Gwen and Alice as they attempt to settle into their brand new life as housemates - here's hoping they all get along! And they better not get too spooked, either - or who knows what might happen...
Oh, and Annabelle's there too.
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Heinrich Unheimlich Comes to the O.I.A.R, or, Computer's Haunted by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
21 May 2025
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Heinrich pushed his sunglasses up his wooden nose with his wooden fingers. Alice wondered if he was upset, and then remembered it wasn’t her job to console this child-murdering monster.
At least, it seemed, that the novelty socks thing she’d made up seemed to be true. Heinrich seemed somewhat delighted by the colours and phrases on them, plucking them from the revolving stand and running them through his fingers until Alice forced him to stop.
She bought him a consolation pair which he attempted to immediately don despite her protests, and then, after some consideration, she bought an English-German dictionary for herself, which she flipped through while they waited at their gate.
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Now It's Raining in My Head and I Don't Know Why by wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
19 May 2025
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Link can’t think about what might happen if it doesn’t work. If they’ve desecrated one of Mipha’s last surviving possessions, one of Link’s last reminders of her. One less thing to lay next to him in bed in a wretched reconstruction of their life before their Calamity. One less thing to worry with his thumb when he gets nervous, when he starts to fear that he might be about to forget again. One less thing to succeed her.
But it will work. It has to. And then Link won’t need a tunic of dead scales. There’ll be the real, live – alive, alive, alive – thing, Mipha restored to warm flesh and cold blood.
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With the help of friends, Link makes a plan to revive Mipha. But if it even works... will she come back the same?
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Should Have Been Me by wizerdbattle for SuperSnail
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
19 May 2025
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‘I think that’s for vampires.’ Revali says.
Mipha looks up from where she’s worrying a twig to a sharp, stippled point with Zelda’s pocket knife. Her stroke falters and she places the knife down as Revali comes to join her in sitting.
‘Vampires?’
‘Stakes. Are for vampires.’
‘Right.’ Mipha laughs. ‘You scared me for a second, there.’
‘Ah. Maybe I shouldn’t joke about that stuff.’
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A conversation between Mipha and Revali, during the zombie apocalypse.
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Wizerdbattle's Miphlink Week 2024 by wizerdbattle
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Aug 2024
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Wizerdbattle's Zora May 2024 by wizerdbattle
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Jun 2024
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if you're from hell then take me with you by Quallies for wizerdbattle
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
25 Jul 2025
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If there was one thing she could remove from her workplace environment, Gwen would choose Alice Dyer. Not just because of her complete lack of work ethic, or her blatant disregard for authority, or her absolute refusal to refill the coffee pot. No, there was also her being the constant walking headache that she was.
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Annie introduces Troy to fanfic. It has some unforeseen consequences.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
20 Jul 2025
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noelle took a seat next to susie on the couch and faced her, crossing her legs underneath her. “why were you outside anyways? you hate the cold.”
“uhhhh…” she trailed off, bundling the blanket around her shoulders closer to her chest. she felt so stupid. “i was just… um, bored?”
“faha, yeah right! you told me you had something important to tell me,” noelle pried, leaning in closer. “so, spill!"
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susie has something to say.Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
20 Jun 2025
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it's so, so cold.
Bookmarked by wizerdbattle
20 Jun 2025
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After her encounter with Ink5oul, Gwen has to deal with the consequences of a new tattoo. While everyone has seemingly started to hate her, there is only one person whose feelings go beyond ... only one person who could comfort her.
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02 Apr 2025