14 Works in Alfred Pennyworth Has the Brain Cell
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This collection of scenes that accompany one of my WIPs, I Am Better than what You Let Me Be.
Currently, the scenes in here are the Bats' side of Heather's time with Joker. There will be other things, scenes that didn't quite fit the main fic, scenes that after edits, didn't make sense anymore, etc. Feel free to read these bits without context of the original fic.
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- Part 2 of Batman BDSM AU
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Tim needs help, he just doesn't know how to ask for it yet by CM_DC_TMNT_HTTYD
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 May 2025
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Damian just wanted to relax for a little bit in the schools library, he was not expecting to find a boy who looked too young to be in middle school having a panic attack. As he helped the boy calm down alarms where ringing in his head, something was seriously wrong with the kid. He was cagey, and not being honest with him, he also looked completely terrified. For some reason unknown to him he really wanted to help this boy, and how was he going to do that? Simple bring him home, if he couldn't get the boy to open up surely Father, Pennyworth, Todd, or Grayson could. They each have their own methods surely one would work.
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Tim absolutely hates school with a passion, so much so that everyday he hides in the library and has a panic attack. He usually goes unnoticed but today was different. He was spotted by Damian Wayne AKA Robin. Robin was helping him through a panic attack which was both one of the coolest and most embarrassing things he as ever experienced. Those feeling continued to fight within him as Damian insisted he go home with him. He was unable to stop the whirl of emotions as he got into the car that Mr. Pennyworth was driving. This was the start of either the best of worst time of his life.
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所以。布鲁斯从小丑手中救出了鸟儿们(迪克、杰森、提姆和达米安)。这很好。但因为小丑，他们要分开了。这不好。所以布鲁斯决定收留他们(当然，暂时的)，直到为他们找到一个合适的家。这很好。但现在布鲁斯要照顾四个孩子，他对此毫无经验。一点都没有。这……不坏，但也不好。对了，布鲁斯还得确保那三个不知道他是蝙蝠侠的孩子继续不知道这个小小的事实。毫无压力。
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- Part 2 of The Birds
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Of Bats and Clay by Sapphirewriting
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Cartoon 2004)
21 Dec 2024
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The shows clay face arc if people actually communicated with each other. There's still drama, it's just way less frustrating.
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The Playthrough: Evil League of Justice vs Batfamily by Angst_Freak_Official for CM_DC_TMNT_HTTYD
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Sep 2024
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So I was reading the fic "Tim needs help, he just doesn't know how to ask for it yet" by CM_DC_TMNT_HTTYD
And with their permission I wrote how the playthrough that happens between chapters 20 and 21 could have gone.
I tried to use most of the info from the original as I could so it could actually be an extra for that work and not just a separate work.
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When is too much caffeine too much caffeine by CM_DC_TMNT_HTTYD
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
18 Mar 2024
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Tim has been cutting back on his caffeine intake for the past 4 months after finally get fed up of everyone commenting on how much he consumes. His family members have been so proud of how well he has done and some decide to give him a caffeinated treat. To bad nobody told anyone else their plans, and they end up all choosing the same morning to give Tim his caffeinated treats. Tim is loving all his treats not caring about how much caffeine he is consuming, besides he's no stranger to lots of caffeine at once he can defiantly handle it no problem. (spoiler alert it is a problem)
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- Part 1 of Tim drake is a walking disaster
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Damian Wayne is a collection of lessons and stories that he has accumulated throughout the years of his life.
His family has learned to tolerate his character but have never gotten the chance to learn where it came from.
When a magician turns back the clock in Damian's mind, secrets are revealed and the Bats learn more about how Damian became who he is and how little they actually know.
What will they do with this second chance at welcoming Damian into their family?
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I Wanna Be Santa Clause (So I'm Gonna Kill Santa Clause) by crimson_blues
Fandoms: DCU, Robin: Son of Batman (Comics)
08 Jul 2023
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Damian is spoiled rotten; and he believes he's far past the age to not believe in the fabled legend of Santa Clause; though, if there really is a burly man out there, with a large white beard and red and white costume, who grants wishes of children; why hasn't Damian gotten the one thing he wants?
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9 year old Damian meets a mall Santa for the first time; fluff ensues.
(yes, this is a Christmas fic in July.)
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War Is Over (if you want it) by Half-Empty (BarbedWireAndMothWings)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Feb 2023
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Gotham had known peace for years now, which was nothing short of a miracle. After the Joker and Harley Quinn turned up dead, whether by an unknown factor or each other, no one knew, but crime had dropped substantially, so the city wouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
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It missed him. It had been three years since it saw its brother. It missed him so much, its heart, or whatever it had, hurt. Jason wouldn’t stop until it had found where the Lady had hid its brother.
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Book title from: Happy Christmas by John Lennon
Bat shippers DNI
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- Part 1 of I’ll Be Home For The Holidays
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So.
Bruce had saved the Birds (Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian) from Joker. Which was good. But because of Joker, they were going to be separated. Which was bad. So he decided to take them in (temporarily, of course) until a proper home could be found for all of them, together. Which was good. But now Bruce has to take care of four children, of which he really has no experience with. At all. Which is... not bad, but not good either.
Oh, and Bruce has to make sure that the three kids who don't know he is Batman stay unaware of that little fact.
No pressure.
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- Part 2 of The Birds
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For all of Bruce's overthinking, Selina finding him goes nothing like he imagined it might. His evening gets even weirder and more unplanned from there until it ends in a disaster of his own making. After he gets his head out of his ass, he has to figure out how to make it up to Selina, and that doesn't go how he imagined it either.
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“Who’s the Red Hood?” Jason asks that weekend. He sits in the den (because this place is big enough to have a den and a sitting room and a living room), homework spread out before him on the coffee table, watching the news flicker across the screen. It is early enough in the evening Bruce just now starts to sneak out to get ready for patrol.
Bruce pauses. “What?”
“The Red Hood. That’s what the media is calling him.” He jerks his head towards the TV.
Bruce studies the screen. “How recently was this?”
“Today.” Jason twists around. “The media says this isn’t the first spotting of him, but you haven’t seen him before, have you?”
The man’s expression shutters shut. “No, I haven’t.”
And Jason knows, in that moment, Bruce is lying to him.
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Reverse Robins AU: Tim becomes Red Hood and has some tricks up his sleeves, and Jason really just needs a hug.
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- Part 5 of reverse robins
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I Was Lost For You to Find by Sohotthateveryonedied
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
17 Dec 2021
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Bruce never planned on having kids. After watching his parents die, the idea of starting a family of his own was foolishness at best and an impending disaster at worst. Never in his wildest dreams did Bruce think he'd ever be up to the task of raising a child, and he was okay with that. But when an orphaned acrobat starts weighing on his mind, Bruce makes the (questionable) decision to become a foster father. Everything after that is just dumb luck.
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It was a suspiciously nice day in Gotham as Jason strolled down the street on his way to the nearest grocery store. As he walked past an alleyway, he heard someone crying.
OR in which Jason accidentally gets turned into a duck and how his family reacts to that.
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- Part 4 of Look at all these Chickens