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    Just a little bit of Castiel having some peace for once, with no one else around.
    (Idk where this would be set in canon, but probably after they meet Chuck)

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    384
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    1/1
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    12
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    CatNap’s friends all disappeared without a trace. He keeps on looking for answers on their whereabouts, but it all leads to nowhere. Occasionally, CatNap thinks that he hears their voices, it’s all in his head. Fifteen years after their disappearance, CatNap swears that he can hear their voices more clearly.

    After DogDay’s death in the factory, he returns to the cartoon world and sees all of his friends but a certain purple cat is missing. Good riddance.

    (In this au, all of the critters minus CatNap are forced to go into the factory. They come back 15 years later to find a difference in their cartoon world. the cartoon version of the Smiling Critters are AI programs for the bigger bodies project. They get mixed in with the souls but get separated once they die, meaning that the Smiling Critters go back to their world with the memories of the real world while the souls just disappear.)

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    3/26
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    “You stand accused of crimes against Humanity and Angelkind. How do you plead?”

    He stared forward at the woman who watched him from her judgemental chair. Her long red hair was particularly ethereal in the stark white of the room. He wrung his hands, moving his gaze across the front of the courtroom where the judge and her guard sat. He dared not look at the spectators behind him, knowing that it would be far fewer than it should be.

    His gaze settled back on the woman and he prepared to answer her question. “Your Honor–”

    “Cass!”

    He froze mid-sentence and then let out a long sigh. Of course they’d find a way to get here. He clenched his fists tightly. “I told you to stay out of this!” he snapped without looking back at the two brothers who had ruined his entire existence. Or maybe he had ruined theirs. Or maybe they made it worth existing…

    He finally wheeled around on the two. Three…? Another Angel stood with them. He shook his head. It didn’t matter who had helped them to get here. “No, you cannot!” He turned back to the judge, who was now standing and glaring at the intruders in their midst. “Guilty!” he demanded. “I plead Guilty!"

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    9/?
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    29
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    32
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    7
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    537
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    When the Righteous Man spills Innocent Blood in Hell, the First Seal shall break and bring the Devil one step closer to freedom. To prevent this, Heaven sent a group of Angel’s to rescue the Righteous Man, but due to some miscalculations and timing, it resulted in unforeseen consequences, even though the mission was successful. – Odball2

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    1/?
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    When a human summons a Demon, and the demon can't leave. What does the human do? Try and summon the demon a friend. But..ends up summoning their not so mortal frenemy? Rival? Whatever.
    Domestic stories. :)

     

    THIS IS NOT A SUPERNATURAL OR GOOD OMENS FIC.
    ...I just used some Supernatural tags to help define my story.
    I have nothing against Supernatural, I actually love the series.
    I have not personally watched Good Omens. But I hear it's good.

    Language:
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    42
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    A short poem (which could be a song) written about Castiel from the POV of the Heavenly Host.

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    264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    47
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    In which Naomi is the one who has her grace extracted by Metatron and Castiel falls to earth, ending up so much worse for wear, it’s never been more obvious that they were an angel, and this doesn’t sit well with everyone, especially Sam and Dean.

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    3,003
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    9
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    413
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    In which an awkward fast food worker has something worth losing his free will for.

    Alfie Fielding was just an 18-year-old guy who has one person he would die protecting. That one person is the girl. And Samandriel would see the girl, too.

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    1/1
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    Lucifer has Fallen, Heaven is at war, and Inias cannot lose another brother.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    15
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    1
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    119
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    As a vampire, Isabel knew her soul was forfeit when she died, destined for Purgatory. But the hunter she loves has other plans, and an angel who owes him a favor.

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    When Del is erased from existence, Colin discovers he’s the only one who remembers her. And he’ll do whatever it takes to get her back.

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    Originally there were seven archangels. God didn't left Heaven on his own but was forced into hiding and is partially human. The archangels share a more profound bond. Naomi and Metatron are allies in their hopes to destroy Heaven. The angels and archangels are being mind controlled. Lucifer isn't actually evil.

    Or where Castiel is actually a powerful archangel, Chuck isn't an undercover bastard and the angels had been brainwashed since the Fall of Lucifer

    Inspired by Samandriel's comment of "They are controlling us Castiel". After eons of headaches I finally managed to pull something decent from that wonderful comment LOL

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    162
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    320
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    89
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    10,238
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    It seems so trite ...
    Kill Death, challenge the Darkness, cheat the Void ...
    The Winchesters have long challenged order and the very foundations of the universe.It is not their fault, far from it ! Rather, it is the fault of a capricious and cruel God, obsessed with a story. A God who forgot that he was not the only master of creation and that he was not irreplaceable.
    It's time for order to return,
    It's time the Winchesters could live their human lives,
    It's time for Heaven and Hell to be rebuilt,
    It's time for the Foundations of Creation to replace God

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    1/1
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    15
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    6
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    1,046
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    The world is ruled through a variety of tests and examines, all done as one grows and changes. Genetics, Evaluations, and Placements all determine your status and where you will work, live, and love.
    After a variety of Evaluations and Placements that leave him mistrustful of his family, Dean Winchester moves to the country, and becomes what is called "Savage" - a person who will not take a Placement or accept his new Evaluation. In desperation, the family releases what they can, and now, Castiel Krushnic is hoping to find Dean for his own reasons.
    Dean and he are a match in all categories.
    Of course, since Dean is how he is, this means Castiel may have to do things the old-fashioned way. Can he convince Dean to take his Evaluation? And does some paperwork really mean that two people are compatible in every way?

    Language:
    English
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    22,171
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,054
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    Dean's been more sullen and Sam doesn't know what triggered his brother to be his polar opposite - quiet. Not that he doesn't have a reason, and Sam doesn't know himself if the one person they still have will accept their eccentric arrangement.

     

    [Part of a series of one-shots where Sam leaves The Cage with Lucifer and Michael in-tow.]

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    4,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    51
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    1
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    845
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    The Angels:
    LAILAH: Night, Conception.
    AGLIBOL: Angel of the Moon (ex-God)
    JOHPIEL: Wisdom, Understanding, Judgement
    CASTIEL: Angel of Thursday

    After absorbing as much power as they can from a recent dose of lightning struck into their veins, The Holy Quartet put their newly charged vessels to use. With nowhere else to go, Castiel bunks with Aglibol, Lailah and Jophiel at their hideout in an abandoned warehouse. Aglibol promts Castiel to open up about his suicide attempt, but then gets greedy when he sees that Castiel is in a weak and vulnerable state of mind....

    *Note: Explixit rating. NSFW

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    English
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    4,550
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
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    516
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    the prince of paradise takes his job a little too seriously sometimes, and you're terrified it'll be his downfall

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    English
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    1,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,575
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    Fixit for season 3 and 4 via Superlock. Sherlock is in for a shock...
    Birthday fic for my heart sister notjustmom and me.

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    English
    Words:
    3,513
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    559
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    “I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom?”

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    English
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    10,380
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,708
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    A story about how Dean says 'yes' to Michael but everything doesn't turn out quite as expected. AU after S05E17, '99 Problems', continues into Plot of S05E18 'Point of no Return' and then takes its own course. Features Brotherly fluff and Angst, Dean/Lisa, Dean!Michael (not romantic), Adam, Gabriel, Lucifer and many others. More inside :). Rated T for Violence, Blood and swears. No slash. No romance focus, mainly story driven.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,206
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5,478

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