11 Works in BAMF Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)

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    Humans are largely an undocumented species in the greater universe. All who had ever tried to reach the outer cosmos had not survived; all but one, that is.

    X, also known as Xisuma, found himself on the other side of the universe with nothing but what he had on him when he was taken. He decided that this was a prime opportunity to screw around and find out. One by one, Xisuma assembled the crew of the Hermitcraft, a ragtag team of misfit aliens from all across the cosmos. He showed them kindness and compassion, different than anything they ever knew, and they became stronger together.

    This is how the crew of The Hermitcraft came to be.

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    An unidentified flying object identified as a U.F.O. A game of table tennis. Grian messed up the creepers big-time. Games of tag played between writers.

    Oh, and Rick Astley showed up at one point, too.

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    Hermitcraft and other MCYT Short-Stories

    Oneshot collection from when I was a budding writer over on Wattpad. I figured I'd move them over to AO3 in case the Wattpad Fanfiction Purge ever reached me.

    Tags will be updated as I go :)

    I do not support Iskall or his actions. However, I'm too attached to my past cringe. Sue me /j

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    "(Sometimes you cannot save a wounded limb. Sometimes you have to bite the bullet and amputate, or the infection will kill the whole being.)"

    In which Xisuma makes choices that redefine his and Ex's lives in the worst way possible and has to live with the consequences. In which Ex has to grapple with the nature of their being and decide what to do about it. And in which some very old forces are at work in new and exciting ways, whose actions set events in motion that won't come to fruition for decades at minimum. Patience is a virtue; the Universe, after all, is telling a very long story.

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    1/?
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    Mumbo hadn’t meant to not eat for this long, he was just really focused on a project.
    But now he doesn’t have much restraint when he smells the blood of his avian friend.

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    1/1
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    When Xisuma and Cleo left for an easy reconnaissance mission of the base of a smuggler ring they'd been tracking, they hadn't expected much drama. Unfortunately, though, their ship was spotted when they were a few minutes out from the base, and then their entire plan got chucked into a wood chipper (figuratively speaking, of course. Joe was too smart to let them write down their plan). Now the two of them were stuck on a random moon with no working ship and no way to contact their people back home, leaving it up to the them to make their way back to their family. However, with no pacifist Hermits to convince them to hold back, maybe their arrival is more of an issue for the inhabitants of the moon, and less of one for X and Cleo themselves...

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    After an unfortunate accident causes Pearl to fall into the Boatem hole, her respawn glitches and causes her to get sick. Between Boatem and the other Hermits, they have to help Pearl beat this Void Sickness before it permanently kills her or any other members of their Sanctuary in the crossfire.

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    Xelqua typed as fast they could, they were finally in the coldness of the void–yet they still weren’t free from them. They were pulling up a list of servers, trying to find a good one, but if they could see it, so could the others. They could feel the void trying to consume them, tear them apart till there was nothing left. Xelqua hovered one of their fingers over something but it felt odd. They couldn’t see it, but something was definitely there. They pressed on it and gasped, feeling the air get sucked out of them.

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    Not IRL people || Characters only!!

    I am reworking a finished fic cuz I didn’t like how I wrote it so it’s very different from the old version. This takes place in S9 instead of S6 like the original and has more lore in it than the old one

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    5/?
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    Everything was normal on Hermitcraft. Everything was normal until Impulse died.

    or: the Watchers were able to gain a hold on Hermitcraft and they intend to make their stay worthwhile.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Eyes opened by the thousand, all of them dark as ink, as it Watched. Waves crashed along sea cliffs and trees shook under the force of violent winds and fluffy white clouds lazed in the sky and people built little shelters and mountains stretched to meet the sun and… wait.

    There were people here.

    (In other words Grian is an Eldritch abomination and Xisuma just wants to know what the hell is going on.)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Bdubs scoffed. “Etho, why in the world have you called me out of the blue just to ask about how my day went?”

    There was a pause. Etho dropped his head to the ground again, too tired to hold it up anymore. He shifted his left arm so the communicator lay close to his head, allowing him to speak quieter. He didn’t feel like he had the strength to keep speaking so loudly.

    His eyes were heavy, and all he wanted was to fall asleep right now, listening to Bdubs' voice until he couldn’t hear anything at all.

    “Etho?”

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    Prompt: Character A is about to die, and rather than try to get help, he calls Character B to talk to him one last time before he goes.

    Except Bdubs won't let Etho die.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    His eyes snagged on the blinking light of his communicator through the dark and he rose to his feet. Brushing the redstone off of his palms, Xisuma grabbed his device, then almost dropped it in shock.

    [ Dream joined the game. ]

    The fluorescent light washed over the surroundings, bathing everything in an eerie glow, mocking him with its brightness.

    Dream? As in, missing from his server and wanted for severe crimes against the Council of Worlds? As in, that Dream? In Xisuma’s server?

     

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    Escaping Pandora's Vault, Dream glitches into Hermitcraft and looks for escape. The Hermits are... less than welcoming.

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    1/1
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    24
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