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    It's Kitty St. Cloud's fifth year at Hogwarts and guess what... it was Sirius’ turn to be crossed off her To Save List!!

    Her first solution? Easy—stop Harry from going to the Ministry. Boom. Solved. Dumbledore already knew the prophecy, Voldemort already wanted Harry dead, so in Kitty’s humble and correct opinion, the prophecy didn’t matter.

    Buuuuuut if Harry didn’t go to the Ministry, then Voldemort wouldn’t accidentally come out of the closet in front of the entire wizarding public during his duel with Dumbledore. And that reveal? Kinda essential.

    So yeah, she couldn’t stop Harry’s failed Ministry rescue mission. It was a necessary train wreck.

    'Necessary train wreck' was kind of the vibe of this whole year, to be honest...

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    English
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    15/17
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    Blonde Hanbin broke the silence. "Isn't this what you wanted, hm?"

    Hao gulped. "I…I just…you see, I-"

    "Didn't you whine about needing, quote on quote, a dosis of four?" Black-haired Hanbin was staring right into his eyes with a smug grin.

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    Edward Nygma, is better known as the Riddler, but he is also known as one hell of a Radio host.
    Especially when his show can be known to bring on just about any of Gotham's rogues, whether he wants them to or not.

    Set in a slightly bastadised script format

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    6/?
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    6
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    2
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    Ron and Toto turns into their spirit animals. Atleast theyre still half humans? Oh well, they do need to find a way out to go back to their human appearance!

     

    How do yall do tags im suffering over here

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    English
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    (takes place shortly after The Fifth Elephant)
    A magical mishap leads to the Patrician and Lady Sybil switching bodies.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    11
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    29
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    7
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    Tiffany Falconer was seconds away from committing second-degree murder.

    Sure, she’d miss the prom. And graduation. And college. And probably the rest of her pre-planned life, because stabbing someone- even a Lori Granger someone- with a sequined heel in a janitor’s closet wasn’t exactly a misdemeanor.

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    17/?
    Comments:
    233
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    218
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    9
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    Kiyomi Uchiha grew up far from the chaos of the mainland, raised by a peaceful offshoot of the Uchiha clan on an island where dragons are real, people are emotionally stable, and soulmarks are common. At fifteen, she gets her soulmate's name—Hyuga Neji—and decides to leave everything behind to find him. What follows is a storm of confusion, identity crises, startled ANBU, and the inevitable truth: nothing prepares you for a cheerful Uchiha with a dragon contract and no sense of political restraint.
    Meanwhile, Neji regrets everything, the Hyuga Elders lose control of the narrative, Sasuke doesn’t know what to do with another Uchiha, and Obito has a meltdown. Eventually, even the village gives up and decides to get the chaos married just for a break. It doesn’t work.
    Now it’s five years later. There are children. With Sharingan. Please send help.

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    Dying's pretty boring - reincarnation is where the fun really begins. The newly reborn Lucky D. Brynlee can tell you all about it! Amidst friends, foes, and system errors alike, Brynlee's eager to try and change this world. Against all odds, she's betting on a greater future - winner takes all. But with a gambling addiction and S-ranked luck, she doubts she has much to worry about!

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    103,284
    Chapters:
    112/?
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    One final last-ditch effort by Vonnegut to have Chaos grow physically and mentally enough to withstand and overpower Agent Zero's will resulted in him using a Key to send Chaos to the very beginning.

    Chaos would have preferred to stay hidden but that was impossible.

    Now, humankind's survival depends on how well the Gray Raven Commandant can raise his daughter.

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    Chapters:
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    Kiba ends up in a room full of cats… (he likes it)

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    刚想关掉,他听到了歌词。

    “你就忍心留我一人活在过去么?”

    “难道这世上除了你就没人能懂我的痛?”

    “时间不会停留,往前走,我该如何挽留?”

    “你呢?有没有,爱过我,哪怕只有一刻。”

    从后视镜里看着男人的背包,他想起在飞往青岛的航班上,他们互相给对方喂辣椒酱。

    男人借他的衣服还放在家里。

    “是不是只有我一个人被回忆折磨?”

    “贪婪地吮吸着你曾经留下的温热。”

    “那是曾属于我的,奢侈的,独特。”

    指甲剜入掌心的肉,敖丙不敢回忆那个周二的清晨,男人用力地抱起他,和他说着【回见】。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    15/18
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1,046
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    Collection of drabbles and ficlets of TatsuHiMEMayo made by yours truly <33

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    49
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    1
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    1,033
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    "Tell me again why we're doing this."

    "You’re sweltering and I'm bored. We both have nothing better to do. How can I help you if I don't know what works best for you?"

    Sherlock darted a sidelong glance at John. "Besides, I'm partly responsible for your suffering. This is the least I can do."

    *

    John has a hard time coping with the London heatwave. Sherlock explores the best ways to cool him off. Expect fluff, silliness and bossy times with a hint of a military kink.

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    Tsukiko was just a regular therapist with a boring, peaceful life—until the Sage of Six Paths decided the shinobi world needed healing. Now he's bouncing through timelines, offering therapy to bijuu, founders, war criminals, traumatized teens, and emotionally constipated legends. All he wants is to go home... but the universe has other plans.

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    He could have asked her to stay.

    But he didn’t.

    Because that wasn’t the deal.

    Because if she let it mean something, she wouldn’t know how to stop.

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    Years ago, following his temporary departure from Konoha, Orochimaru found a weird scroll with indescribable symbols in the Land of Hot Water. He had messed with it and unexpectedly signed a pact with some devil incarnation of a God.

    The requirement? Taking care of a young girl, who knew too much but came too late and avoided pissing off the army of gods behind her back.

    Nobody knew what was gonna hit them.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    12
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    2
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    Wakasa couldn´t take it anymore. He never got over the death of Shinichiro, so he decides to end it all. He never expected to be given a second oportunity to fix his mistakes (and other people´s. really, why was he stuck with saving kids from temselves?), but he doesen´t know if he can do it. At least he´s not actively trying to kill himself!... too much.

     

    this work was inspred by UnapologeticToaster (how do i mention them, help). Their wrok is called "just a time leap away"

    english is not my first lenguage, so feel free to offer constructve criticism.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
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    108
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    25
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    2,703
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    Nine years ago, Stiles Stilinski left Beacon hills and never looked back. Nine years ago, Stiles Stilinski joined a new pack under the tutelage of a fellow spark. Five years ago, he survived the massacre of his pack by simple chance, leaving him with the children of his alpha in his custody.

    Nine years ago, Stiles vowed to never return to Beacon Hills. What happens when he finds out his children have decided to go sneaking their way to the hell mouth to know his past?

    (Or the Beacon Hills pack meet a pair of strange twins who claim to be investigating their own father.)

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    40,475
    Chapters:
    12/30
    Collections:
    1
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    127
    Kudos:
    1,148
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    305
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    21,281
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    It's not everyday a little boy in South Park turns eleven years old.
    “I assumed you’d figure it out the moment we walked into this place, but alright. Tweek, I’m a wizard, your mom’s a witch, so that makes you a wizard — We’re a wizarding family.”
    “¡¿WHAT?!” Tweek yelled before he was cut off by his father again.

    Tweek was eleven years old the day he received a mysterious letter in his mailbox, he could've never imagined the series of events that would unfold after — Adventures, magic fights, solving mysteries, flying sports and new-found friendships that would change his life forever.

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    1/?
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    Hieronymus Lex, Watch Captain of Anvil, was struck unconscious while fighting foul winged Daedra in the Great Chapel of Dibella and somehow wound up hundreds of miles away in Skyrim in a world that has gone mad. It's two hundred years into the Fourth Era, the Nine Divines have become Eight, and half the provinces have seceded from the Empire. After Helgen, he's not sure they're wrong to do so.

    Constance Cosades has dreams of what's to come. When they lead her to Helgen, the return of the dragons and a man seemingly cast out of time, she doubts her own sanity - and his. But they are always true and what she's seen forebodes ill for the world.

    The lawman out of time and the prescient dreamer have to join forces to protect the Last Dragonborn.

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    English
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    11,658
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    15
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    60

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