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Help, I got hit by Truck-Kun, woke up as a baby, got lost in a forest, made friends with a giant spider, and now I'm going to be adopted! by Pink_Saber
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Jun 2025
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“What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck?!”
Throw meditation and breathing techniques out the window- Tommy needs something- anything- strong enough to quell the rising panic, because again, what the fuck.
Tommy died. He knows he did. He remembers being hit by a truck, which fucking hurt by the way, and he remembers the sound of his own neck snapping like a dry tree branch. Traumatising experience, -1000/10, do not recommend. Two orders of therapy and a milkshake please.
“Twuck-kun, you bish!” he exclaimed tearfully, “Why the fuck am I a toddler?!”
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Or in other words, Tommy should've check both ways before crossing the road. Now he's a pint sized human lost in a forest, looking for human civilisation with his new bestie, Shroud. He was a bone to pick with Truck-Kun. Now, if he can get back to his world without getting adopted by some crazy elf cosplayers that would be great.
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- Part 1 of DSMP pics for my unemployed therapy
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"But– Tommy wasn’t a baby. At least, he wasn’t small and squishy the way human babies were. He was a child, what humans called their shoats, but he wasn’t treated like one. Phil had never done this sort of behavior, but Phil was an avian. Maybe Wilbur did it with Phil?
Maybe humans had a baby mode or something, and it was really private. Phil talked to his son with adult language when he was a baby, and sometimes used baby language when he was an adult. Maybe their minds did a similar thing, and Techno had just never been close enough to one before to witness it. "
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This is just the Mutual Miscommunication Bedrock Bros Swaddling Fic my heart needed.
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Nihachu is brought over to Technoblade's house to watch over his beloved horse, Carl, before he returns, but when Niki gets a ping on the communicator from Techno asking for help, her plans take a slight turn.
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The Goddess of Death never ignores her angel. And never ignores an offering.
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In a world destroyed yet remade, in the crumbling remains of society rebuilt, Roisin Flower is by no accounts a big fish. But perhaps she can be enormous guppy, with teeth. Ever since her village was destroyed... twice, Roisin has been left alone to deal with the horrors that await in her mind. Though when Wilbur Soot takes too long to pay back the potions he owes her, Roisin tracks him down, and gets accidently entangled in the dramatical political shit show that is L'Manburg.
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Times in Grecia are about to change forever. War is brewing between an anarchist with an unbeatable axe and a former king who schemes for chaos from the shadows of Pandora's Vault. In a world of sorcery and mystery, where princesses become pirates and peasants become gladiators, you‘re far more likely to make it out dead than alive. Everyone you meet has a story to tell and something they'll stop at nothing to achieve. And- right in the center of it all- are two brothers from a small village on the outskirts of nowhere.
Each possessing a destiny greater than they ever imagined.
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This was Technoblade's house. It's not nearly as regal as Tommy expected of the ex-royalty anarchist, but who's Tommy to judge?
Before he can even move away, his ears catch the sound of doors creaking open and animal cries. Tommy crouched low in the snow, pressing his underbelly to the ground. Out of the basement entrance was Technoblade, his sword was sheathed in a scabbard on his hip, but Tommy was more intimidated by the sheer amount of dogs barking, growling, and prying for Technoblade’s attention.
The hounds took off into the snow, kicking it up like dust as they howled. Tommy felt his heart sink to his stomach as they headed straight for him. The first to catch up to him nipped him in the side while the second clocked Tommy in the shoulder, knocking him off his paws and tumbling into the snow.
“Hey!” Techno yelled, most of the dogs immediately running back to their owner while three others sat beside Tommy with wagging trails. “What’re you- oh?”
Tommy can shift into a wolf and decides to stay that way
OR I am coming back to dsmp like one does an awful ex because there's so many ideas in my head again
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Our Hearts are Bound by Poetry by Opalite_Eclipse
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Mar 2025
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Tommy thinks all is done with life. He doesn’t care anymore, no one would miss him if he was gone, until it all changes.
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Made for being My Beloved Brother by peanutbutter_and_jellyfish_sandwich
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Boies Inc, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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Techno returns home from his execution, tired and sticky from blood. Only to find to someone was in his house. And then there's the person running out of his house.
This day sucks, and Techno has a feeling this is only the start. He just wants a shower.
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Or: Techno just wants a shower, but now there's this terribly traumatized raccoon that broke into his house that he has to take of, he guesses.
Go Away If You Are A Poppytwt Cunt. I Do Not Like You. Leave.
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Story inspired by https://tickyume.tumblr.com/post/639974383463596032/au-where-techno-is-stuck-in-a-three-week-timeloop
Title inspired by The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (a manga that I read)
I am returning! (still slow updates though)
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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Aka an old dream SMP fic where Carl gets a cool backstory
Techno always fought on the side of anarchy, those who follow him become the voices when they die
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(REWRITE) Spawns of God & Men. by Pedasosdeunsueno
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2024
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The Antarctic Empire.
They had seized his kingdom, a fairly modest island with a mountain range and promising vegetation. A place that was compatible with the seasons, and survived weather storms feared by sailors. It had all been because of his innovation, wits, and knowledge. His ability to stand against anything thrown at him had been proven wrong this time. Fear had run through his veins at red eyes, at netherite armor, and pink fur. The First Son of The Angel of Death.
Technoblade.
Eret never stood a chance. But gods, he fought. He lost, but he fought. If there was a siege of his land, he’d die with his kingdom. He spent far too long, far too much energy, far too many tears, and famines to give it up now. It never mattered, and his knights littered the streets, a feeling of hate going through him. The people he loved, cherished. They had died for him. And he couldn’t do anything to bring them back.
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Technoblade and Philza have avoided showing their true attachment to each other since they partnered up years ago-- unforunately for them, a tavern with one bed may put an end to this once and for all.
Featuring: miscommunication, Emerald Duo being partners in crime that would die for each other but can't talk about their feelings, and Niki as a medieval-style barmaid
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- Part 2 of Emerald Duo-- For You, the World
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Of Emerald Necklaces and Silver Swords by FairytailFreakout
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Nov 2024
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Really, Techno doesn’t know how he got into this situation, hands pressed to cold bars and Snow White hair matted. He blames the necklace.
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Street kid Techno is Albino, having to hide it because to the weirdos in medieval times he was *obviously* sent from god. However, when a shiny emerald necklace catches his eye, he might not have to worry about that anymore.Or Or:
I got another History assignmentSeries
- Part 2 of The many lives of Techno Blade
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Tommy got too close to Dream's blast in Logstedshire, and his sight disappeared. At first, he expected it to come back (It always had before), but it didn't and now he had to learn how to live with it, maybe with help from his older brother Techno (That is if he actually told him).
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Bedrock bros with a blind Tommy who desperately tries to hide it and a tired Technoblad that just wants to find out what's wrong with his brother.
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- Part 2 of Naja's amazing Bedrock bros fanfics
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Basically Tommy oneshots that have fluff, or angst.
No smut!!
Also! There will be possessive Sbi (not the really possessive ones), and possessive benchtrio (not the really possessive ones)
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“Do you think he’ll get better?” Techno asks, careful with his words.
Phil’s eyes are sincere. “Under your care, yes.”
Breaking Dream out of prison was only the start of a long journey of healing and rehabilitation.
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“You can talk?” he asks the bird, which from an outsider's view would certainly seem absurd.
“Well, we are having a conversation right now. Of course, I can talk,” the sparrow chirps out a chuckle. “What's your name? They know me as Thomas around here. But I prefer it when they call me Tommy.”
“Tommy. Hi. I'm..uh- Father told me not to tell anyone what my name is.”
“Is your Father here? No, he isn't. Come on now, don't be a humdrum."
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wherein Techno is a lost prince and Tommy is a bird who becomes his friend
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #14: 'Horseback riding'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #31: 'Any prompt of your choice'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 12 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 5 of dreaming of my beloved flufftober (2024!!)
- Part 142 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 69 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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Technoblade, fifteen and probably traumatized, gets shipped off to a better foster home after far too many bad experiences.
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Whumptober days 2, 6, 7, and 9- trust issues, unhealthy coping mechanisms, shivering, and broken windows/bruises
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2024