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The Christmas Kevin Fic by onepeepcollective
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Peep Show
13 Jun 2025
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Crackfic originally posted on Tumblr
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- English
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- 470
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That one meme of a character tied under the tree bc they were on a list
edit: chat i dont think this is a jokefic anymore
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- Part 1 of AMAAA LARRYS AT IT AGAIN
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Eddie sticks his nose (pipi) in things they don’t belong.
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- Part 8 of Little Things
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The dark lord who stole christmas by RainyBug_Delusions
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Grinch (2018), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss
24 May 2025
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Sun on the ice, a sparkle in the air. It was Christmas time! So go out and beware!
Beware the smiles, beware the wreaths, beware the little children missing their teeths.
The weather was happy, the world seemed to glow.
Or at least that's how it was in Godric's Hollow, you know?
The townsfolk were joyous. The snow embraced the earth.
Bells were ringing! Merry and bright!OR
basically a harry potter grinch au, where 6-year-old cinnamon roll harry potter befriends the mean dark lord Voldemort, and somehow saves Christmas. -
The Pitt: Christmas Special by CalcintoninCalcitriol
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Happiest Season (2020)
16 May 2025
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If Happiest Season had a crossover with the Pitt - starring Santos as Abby, Garcia as Riley, Whittaker as John. The rest remain as canon cast in Happiest Season.
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Featuring "Dr Santos" as pet name
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"Pretend I'm Garcia. Dr Santos, what've you got?" Help. Therapy.
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The Lease Didn't Cover This by rizzistant for Lynox
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Mar 2025
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Chuuya stumbled upon a unique opportunity: a luxurious Tokyo apartment with a peculiar payment scheme. He only had to pay half the monthly rent, his sole obligation being to share the space with the owner.
The owner, Dazai Osamu, was a man who lived in a world of old money and effortless luxury, a world Chuuya could never quite comprehend. Even his cat—Bae Suzy—had a more elegant name than he did, a fact that never failed to amuse and slightly irritate him.
But one clause in particular caught his attention: a clause explicitly forbidding romantic involvement.
"Are you serious about this?" Chuuya jabbed a trembling finger at the contract, his voice rising in disbelief. "A no falling in love clause? Are you writing some cheesy soap opera?"
"Hey, I know you're gay," Dazai accused.
"What? How do you know I'm gay? Is there a sign on my forehead in neon green highlighter that says I'm gay?" he scoffed.
Dazai sighed, irritation flickering across his face. "I can see it in your face. And gay men are known to have good taste. Technically, I should qualify."
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Is love on the lease? Dazai and Chuuya's accidental romance under a no-romance clause.
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A Speedster's Mistletoe by SonOfACrossBow
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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Wally has the idea to hang Mistletoe in the Watchtower. It doesn't quite work the way he wanted..
Justice League crack. Everyone's kinda fluid, lots of kissing. Wally is an adorable menace.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A trespasser, a ruined garden, and a sleepless night by Algaebraid
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
28 Jan 2025
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Whatever Cale thought he'd be doing on Christmas Eve, it certainly wasn't this.
He had no idea how Santa, fucking Santa, got lost, much less how he wound up in his backyard, reindeer and all, and even less as to why they took such a liking to him.
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How the Grinch Stole My Heart (Again) by GumbaBunny
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
20 Jan 2025
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Tony was trying to avoid the drama, but showing up to his ex’s christmas party invites all sorts of problems.
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'Tis the season to be....fluffy? Everyone from the Club has decided to stay back at Mori-Mori Academy over the Christmas break. Read for silly, fluffy moments, gratuitous Christmas smut, lots of feels and perhaps a surprise confession (or two)
A sequel to "The English Teacher".
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Putting the 'Ass' in Christ's Mass by IncandescentUmbrage
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 Jan 2025
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Dean Winchester likes ass play. A lot. Unfortunately for him, a few household Christmas decorations looked like a better idea than they really are, and he lands himself in the ER more than once when some of his little experiments get… lost.
Luckily for him, the good Doctor Castiel Novak is willing to help him out.
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After finding a book of sex spells, Dean and Castiel cast one to bypass the need for preparation. But Dean’s snacking leaves crumbs behind that alter the spell’s outcome. The two are woken the next morning to find out they have been transformed into gingerbread men, and even more alarming is the portal to the North Pole that now exists in Dean’s butt.
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Krampusnacht by ineedminions
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Red One (2024)
09 Jan 2025
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Sansa returns to her husband after a short visit to her family.
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Thomas and Daisy are placed in charge of the mulled wine ahead of the tenant's Christmas Eve party. Everyone is still recovering come Twelfth Night.
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DOES CHRISTMAS ONLY COME ONCE A YEAR? by room_surprise
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
05 Jan 2025
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Kabru gets an elf for Christmas, and the foreseeable future as well.
"I don't dilly-dally when I know what I want," Mithrun said.
"Dilly-dally," Kabru echoed the words with a helpless, fond grin. The way Mithrun spoke was quickly becoming deeply endearing to him. It reminded him of how people talked in movies that took place in the past where everyone was called "my lord."
"Pussy-foot?" Mithrun offered in replacement, arching a brow at Kabru quizzically, and Kabru giggled, quickly covering his mouth with one hand at the not-very-macho sound that had just escaped him.
"...I don't like to waste time," Mithrun said with a huff, rolling his eyes as he unbuttoned his cloak, and dramatically shrugged it off, letting it flutter away to the floor. His hat was already gone, but Kabru wasn't sure when and where it had come off the elf's head.
"No, no, I like the way you talk. I liked dilly-dally," Kabru insisted from between his fingers, his face hurting from how hard he was smiling. "Pussy-foot is good too. It's... old-fashioned. Cute."
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- Part 2 of The Man Who Didn't Believe in Santa
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Young couple Tom Riddle Junior and Bellatrix Black visit both their families for Christmas. Featuring: Walburga being an asshole, Regulus being a peacemaker, Sirius and Andromeda being bad examples and Tom Riddle Sr being overprotective.
Title from Iron Maiden because I do what I like.
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Andrew convinces Fletcher to do some roleplaying. Fletcher is surprisingly good at it despite initial protests and Andrew gets a festive spanking with the help of some birches.
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- Part 2 of Domestic Fletchman
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okay, imagine this. the best NHLers aka our faves all jus are at a christmas party that gets crashed by Gritty and the captain of the Flyers. That is the entire fanficition.
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The Wise Men Come To See About Their Girl by Anonymous
Fandoms: Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible
29 Dec 2024
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Mary called Levi, Malachi, and Jordan to share her good news that she was having a baby. They had promised to support each other, no matter what, so many years ago, so the three set off to be with Mary and Joseph for Baby Jesus' birth.
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What If... Darcy's Family Visited on Christmas? by seikaitsukimizu
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
28 Dec 2024
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Darcy Lewis, awesome Avengers intern and Christmas Party savior, had not expected to get a call from her second cousin–-niece?–-on Christmas Eve. She stepped away from the open-air balcony that used to be an intact window-–thanks, Hammer-–and hit the receive button. “Hey, how’s my favorite little goth doing?”
“Wondering if you’re in the smoldering torch that’s the Avenger’s Eyesore.”
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- Part 4 of Family Ties