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He Could Be Anywhere- SHOW YOURSELF- by Melting_Alliums for thatsbobcat
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games), Splatoon (Manga)
13 Dec 2024
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Crackfic about characters all screaming bloody murder about how the elf FVCKING VANISHED WHERE IS IT.
Very Bo Burnham Spider Core
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When an aspiring author is dumped by his soon-to-be-published novelist boyfriend, he decides to take a leap of faith and signs up for a romance-writing retreat at a quaint Vermont inn shortly before Christmas.
I love this Hallmark Christmas movie. During my annual rewatch, I thought, but what if Hannibal? Et Voilà.
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Thorne wanted a nice, snowy, festive day with his family and friends, but of course, fate had other plans. His grandparents barge in, ruining mostly everything. Just as they wished for them to be gone, Santa comes with a Christmas miracle and knocks her straight out. Her mean-spirited energy is gone at last. But now they have a possibly dead old woman on their hands, and proof that Santa is real.
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- Part 3 of Antichrist! Garrett
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turn me on like a light switch by m_squared
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
12 Dec 2024
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Martha. That was really the problem. Prim, perfect Martha May Whovier, with her
prim, perfect lights. At the mere thought of her, Betty felt hot all over, jealousy thickening her
throat, jealousy quickening her heart. That’s what it was, jealousy, it had to be. Jealous is what
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The Scary Christmas Film by meridian_rose (meridianrose) for therealsass
Fandoms: Father Ted
12 Dec 2024
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Dougal can’t sleep, traumatised by the Christmas movie he’s just watched.
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12th December - My True Love Gave Me the D by BeezusRed, Oatsiexx, swise
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
12 Dec 2024
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“Deck the halls and blow my willy!”
“Nick, you’re drunk. But okay.”
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- Part 13 of Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas
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People getting glitter in their eyes!
Specifically, Jeff Because that'd be so freaking funny.
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Chris wants a present. Wesker reluctantly supplies.
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- Part 16 of Resident Evil One Shots
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Wei Wuxian and the Christmas Spirits by Deer_Partner
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson
10 Dec 2024
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While Lan Wangji acts as Ambassador to the Ministry of Magic, Wei Wuxian teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. Because Wei Wuxian is not a loser, he has his husband take him on a trip someplace for the much-needed holiday break. With any luck he'll be able to imbibe some spiced wine and other delicious Nordic spirits!
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Immortal cultivator husbands Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji save Christmas.
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- Part 10 of Wei Wuxian and the Gift that Keeps on Giving
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Aziraphale's letter to Santa Claus is returned to sender. The angel is not upset about it for long.
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A drunk Stiles is not always a fun Stiles....at least not for Peter
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7th December - Let it Sew by roo_writes
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
07 Dec 2024
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Charlie's new neighbour loves Christmas.
Charlie does not.Series
- Part 8 of Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas
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The Grinch Who Stole My Heart by ReptileGirl
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss
05 Dec 2024
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Martha May Whovier wakes up in his bed...again. She can't help but marvel in her love for The Grinch. He fucks her like Augustus never could, putting her pleasure above all else. The Grinch and Martha worship each other's bodies in a passionate bout of morning sex.
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Just... Just absolute crack that has a horribly structured plot but good banter.
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[podfic version of the fic written by lunarriviera]
The tree catching on fire, Dean would maintain to the end of his days, had clearly been started by the squirrels. Or outlet overload, or outdated breaker boxes; possibly a frayed extension cord, or maybe a malfunctioning string of fairy lights. Not to mention Kevin Tran.
It most definitely had not been caused by him and Cas.
In which Dean drives out to Palo Alto to stay with Sam over winter break, and meets Sam's new co-op housemates, including comparative literature PhD candidate, fundamentalist cult survivor, and practicing witch Castiel Milton—which would all be confusing enough, if Cas weren't also unfairly gorgeous, especially in cowboy boots.
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JJBA: Nude Bomb! (Holiday Edition) by Stendec_CS_59
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
29 Nov 2024
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Christmas is in peril when a mysterious terrorist reveals his stand, the Nude Bomb, during a United Nations conference. His demand? For the Speedwagon Foundation to erase the Wham! song “Last Christmas” from existence or he’ll make everybody’s clothes fall off during the Morioh-cho Radio Non-denominational Mid-Winter Holiday Celebration of Lights and Togetherness Parade.
Can Jotaro pull together a diverse band of characters from across the various JJBA Parts and different AUs to stop the Nude Bomb before he strikes again? Will they save Christmas? Can a stand be named after a movie? Is it lame to write a fic summary in the form of questions? And why is Jonathan a neko-femboy?
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I'll Be Homo For the Holidays by Itinerantginger, Never_Everhart
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Nov 2024
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You know the story: Big city lawyer (Astarion) is forced to go to a small town for the holidays due to wildly contrived circumstances. But gets more than he bargained for when he meets a certain innkeeper (Gale). A tale as old as the Hallmark channel itself now with a fun bloodweave twist. Will Astarion learn to love Tavmas (we'll explain it) and keep it all year long? Or will Dr. Dekarios learn to stop worrying and love gentrification? Only time will tell...
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Cassian Forgets He Has A Life Outside The Vilzone Whether He Likes It Or Not (not really) by AghhCrell
Fandoms: Villain to Kill (Webcomic)
31 Oct 2024
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Driver, Chaeha and Crow are all little shits, idiot trio are silly goofers, Red Eye and Cassian are really the only ones not doing pranks, Shadow Ghost ends up being a highschooler whilst Uchan gets famous for going live, Yuri is just there. We collect all the power rangers.
I really need a better summary.
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awesomes d inner by AncientAltF4
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
29 Sep 2024
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dazi9a invite hcuya dinner and and they kiss but dinner go w rogn
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Frank's Rant by Anonymous
Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Joker Out (Band), Käärijä (Musician)
04 Sep 2024
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This fanfic is written in Frank's point of view, and post Tavastia. Frank basically complains and can't catch a break! He's sick and tired of Bojan and Jere's lovey-dovey shit. I tried my best to make it funny. Poor Frank.