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EE: normally i wouldn't give my name to strangers, because i'm not an idiot
EE: but you can call me anna claire, extraordinaire in training P]
EE: the face is winkingPost-scratch shenanigans ensue. Who remembers the one who makes people forget them?
It's not like she ever had a choice.
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- Part 1 of Impossible Brain-verse
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After a lifetime spent being bounced around new schools, Karkat can't help but notice there's something strange going on in this sleepy southern town.
Specifically, something that hovers around the supernatural.
And the boy with the bruise isn't making this mystery any easier on him.
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"Who Are You?" And You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Final Fantasy, Magic: The Gathering (Card Game), Homestuck, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Original Work
04 Feb 2020
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(Full Title: "Who Are You?" And You: An Introduction to Hyperflexible Mythology, and An Examination of its Impact Within and Outside Of Their Associated Fandoms)
What Hogwarts House are you? What element would you bend? What kind of Gym Leader would you be? You probably have an answer for one of those questions. If you know the system well, you might be able to answer for a character from another series, or even someone you know! In this essay, [X] will explain what a “hyperflexible mythology” is, how they work, discuss some of the most successful examples, and show you how to create one for your own original works.
This essay is based on a transcript of a presentation given at a local sci-fi convention in November 2019. Audio from the presentation was recorded, and permission was given by the audience for their voices to be recorded. Audience members will be referred to as “AUDIENCE 1”, “AUDIENCE 2”, etc.
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.
The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.
What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?
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He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.
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- Part 1 of 4am work fics
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A beginner's guide to combat, philosophy, life, love... but mostly the eternal science of mythological roles.
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Aspect Theory Essay, or, A Threat Made On Twitter: Fulfilled by Opacifica
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 May 2020
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How does the aspect system work as a tool for descriptive narrative analysis? I'm so glad you asked.
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- Part 1 of Classpect Meta
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A game-breaking glitch shattered the session right before the game was won, but like all games, sburb has it's recovery protocols. Unfortunately, said protocols splintered everything across the known universe, and if this remixed Delta Session is going to get back on it's feet, Dirk is going to have to find them all before the reckoning catches up with them again, all while navigating the horrors of modern life and doing his best to not fuck up raising a child. But he accepted the responsibility of his splinters and he's going to follow through with it, because that's what a Heart player does.
Basically the Strider family figuring out wtf to do with feelings shit with a side of broken sburb nonsense.
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> Defrag has been in my top ten fav fics since like 2021
> Plot moves kinda slowly but the characterization and writing is great
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I had a dream about this last night, woke up, and immediately vomited this onto a word document.
A captive Karkat meets the Strilondes, pirates who took over the ship he was trapped on, and both a jailbreak and a friendship happens.
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You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.
What will you do?
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i only vaguely remember this? to reread later i suppose, looks fun though
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Rose Lalonde has a dilemma. Her siblings all have partners that will accompany them to their annual Christmas party -- and she doesn't. Refusing to be the only Strilonde without someone to date, Rose tries her best to get a cute girl in her creative writing class to agree to fake date her over Christmas -- but what if the girl thinks that they're dating for real?
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A few months out of SBURB, Kanaya walks beside Rose as she takes a trip down memory lane.
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- Part 1 of epilogues minus epilogues
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You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.Series
- Part 1 of You Always Have a Choice
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You Always Have a Choice
You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.Series
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CANON UP TILL GIGAPAUSE AND WILL PROBABLY NOT INCLUDE THE 10-25-14 UPDATE WHERE HUSSIE KILLS EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED. MORE INFO ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IT'S INCLUDED WILL BE DISCLOSED LATER.
This AU is centered around Lil Cal and the Striders Post-Sburb as they deal with the aftermath of the Game and hey oh look some puppet became human. As life moves steadily forward, so do our characters as some must deal with staying sane, coming to terms with loss, growing up, and learning that life has a way of coming full circle.
STARRING AN ALL STAR CAST OF:
Lil Cal "I Used To Be A Magic Puppet" Strider
Dave "Why Is This Even A Thing" Strider
Bro "I Am So Done With This Shit" Strider
Dove "Fuck This I'm Out" Strider
Dirk "All I Wanted Was To See My Brother" Strider
Lil Hal "This Has A 99% Chance Of Blowing Up In Our Faces" Strider
And Finally, David "I Have No Clue WTF's Going On" Strider
Oh, fun times are ahead.
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Let's check what we've got.
Teammates: [Yes]
Time powers: [Yes]
Planet: [Yes]
Several Villains: [Yes]
Plan: [Work in progress]
A way to win the game: [Debatable][S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.
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- Part 2 of kenesis-stuck
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“I created you, remember?” Karkat taunted, his mutant blood covering his hand like a glove as Dave watched in muted horror. “So you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!”
God. Dave loved him so fucking much. There were no words to describe the love that poured through his very soul as Karkat elegantly told the HIC to go fuck herself. It was a thing of beauty.
“Impossible,” she snarled, her eyes suddenly distant. “You look just glubbin like him.”
“And I’ll finish what he fucking started,” Karkat promised, locking a conversation just for the two of them. “Come and get me.”
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Fact 1: All the trolls who played the game are either dead, in a different universe, or dead in a different universe.
Fact 2: All the trolls who played the game are alive and in this universe.