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“Language, Till.” Ivan says.
“What?”
“That was two swear words in under 30 seconds.”
Till groans.
“Ivan, you know the highest room in the cruise?”
Ivan leans forward, as if he’s being let in on a secret. “The… what?”
“The one we were talking about yesterday, you know, when you dropped a sandwich into the ocean?”
“Yeah?”
“When we arrive, you should jump right off it.”
**OR
Shot. Bleeding. Cornered in a fuel tank like a rat. Till thought he was dead meat, until some masked weirdo in a bloodied white coat saved his ass with three clean gunshots.Now he’s stuck in bed with a bullet wound and an annoyingly gentle doctor hovering over him like a mother hen. Ivan says he “just found him” by accident. Right. Because mysterious men in white coats, unexplained dead bodies, and way-too-soft smiles are totally normal.
Everyone thinks Ivan’s just the sweet new medic. But is he really?
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The Real Reason why Martin and Jon Didn't Talk in Season 4 by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Jul 2025
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Right after Unknowing ritual failed:
Elias
Hmm. It looks like Martin left his phone here in his rush to get to dear Jon. I think… I think I shall have a bit of fun.
(messing with phone)
(chuckles) Thinking he can have a secret passcode from an Eye Avatar, precious.
So… contacts…. “Jon” let’s make that “Elias.” Good.
And let’s add this burner phone of Peter’s…. “Jon…” Oh, I forgot the heart. Better add That in… perfect.Only rated mature for all the acronyms for swearing because there are a LOT
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Killing Clint Barton by azriona
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Clint Barton dies. And then he dies. And then he dies. And then he… well, you get the picture.
Bucky Barnes watches. And then he watches. And then he watches. And then he… gets really fucking tired of time loops.
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DANIEL MOLLOY THE GOLDEN BACHELOR!!! by Meh101
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Jul 2025
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“Hi. I am Daniel Molloy. I'm 70 and Bisexual. And I am looking for love. I have been a journalist all of my life. And I have fallen in love many times in the span of these great 70 years. Not all of them worked out, I have gone through two divorces, countless breakups. But I know I have loved. And sometimes,”
“That love has come back to me. I have never thought anyone can ever be too old to fall in love. Regardless of the mistakes we have done in life, there is always that one fucked up person, that is just the right amount of fucked up for you. And I hope to find that love again soon.”
“That's enough of that sappy shit. I have come to acceptance again after 40 fuckin years that I am infact a little more than just a little gay and I am not afraid to RE-visit those lanes again.”
OR,
Daniel molloy is tired of the chase. Therefore he hatches a plan. Things don't exactly go as planned. (Because Armand is Armand)
My submission for the Devil's minion reverse big bang 24-25 event :)
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- Part 4 of Deviling my minion
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Catching Up With The Curia: THE ARCHIVE VERSION by Matcha_Tea_and_Other_Delights
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
28 Jul 2025
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The Power of God.
The Ambition of Men.
The Drama of Divas.Say hello to the Divas of the Divine in this Reality Show AU, as seen on Twitter!
This is:
✨CATCHING UP WITH THE CURIA✨Series
- Part 1 of The CUWTC Cinematic Universe
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Hear The Sound of the Falling Rain (Coming Down Like an Armageddon Flame) by JustAShark
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger, 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Jul 2025
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Alvar, a double-agent in the Neverseen working for the Black Swan, exposes himself in Ravagog to save his brother and sister and their friends. Injured and alone, after escaping he makes quite the impression on a certain firefighter in California.
Meanwhile, the 118 make a shocking discovery that changes how they see the world.- Language:
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A Week of Babysitting a Force of Chaos. Seriously? by AghhCrell
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Jul 2025
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Kakyoin survives the events of Cairo in 1989 and it has been a year since then. Instead of calling his friends, he's forced to babysit a five year old with a pompadour whilst running on 2 hours of sleep and a will to pass his art class.
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- Part 2 of Relatability
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Danny is summoned by Jazz only to come face to face with a bunch of hero's and vigilantes. Theres ancient gods threatening destruction and Danny is Jazz's last resort to help them. But hey, maybe this is the world ending event that will finally reunite Danny with his twin brother.
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- Part 8 of Gotham Meets Ghosts
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"System Error: Wait holy shit is this Phighting" (A Phighting SI) by Vee_Vex
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Limbus Company (Video Game), Cookie Run (Video Game), Gravity Falls, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Regretevator (Roblox), Block Tales (Roblox)
28 Jul 2025
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If you were fictional, and knew it in full, what would you do? If you knew you were simply on the whim of a writer, how would you react? If you knew a million eyes were on you, how would you treat yourself, knowing that you are a story?
A system goes through a classic isekai scenario, and realize quickly that they are in a fanfic. At first, they pretend to be the perfect entertainer- but the gravity of their situation hits. As It always did. As It always does.
There's no use returning to a past that didn't exist in the first place.This is this, and that is that.
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Fear No Evil [Podfic] by kaisicle-podfics (kaisicle)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jul 2025
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All Might’s new successor was kidnapped by Humarise. All for One’s son was kidnapped by Humarise. Aizawa witnesses a reckless kid get kidnapped by Humarise. None of them know that they’re looking for the same person, even though they just teamed up to find him.
OR: The last movie was a great excuse to write about Izuku being kidnapped by a cult that worships quirkless people.
Podfic of Fear No Evil by katydid.
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Phineas Flynn is oblivious about Isabella Garcia-Shapiro— but in a completely different way than any of his friends realized.
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- Part 1 of Phinabella Multiverse
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Annabelle Ended Up Filling Martin With Spiders by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 Jul 2025
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The alternate timeline where Annabelle did end up filling Martin up with spiders.
Jon was not too happy
Don't worry - it gets happy and ridiculous after a few chapters
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Simon Riley had always been a man in control of himself. He'd mastered his mind, his body, and his temper, all to become the perfect killing machine. Analytic, emotionless, efficient. The perfect soldier. Nothing could ever stop him. Nothing could ever tame him. So why the fuck was the new Lieutenant able to make him lose every ounce of control in his body without trying?
Michaela Duarte swore to the heavens that she wouldn't make the same mistake again. She buried herself in her work, shoving her feelings, her past, into a neat little box nestled deep inside her heart, out of reach, so that no one could hurt her ever again. So she could endure. So she could survive. So why the hell was Lieutenant Riley so good at breaching the walls she'd so carefully put up?
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The world is different. It seems smoother for whatever reason.
You throw the blanket off yourself, shakily standing up.
Weirdly, it's night. Even more weirdly it's not Toriel who woke you up. Is it not the new Game?
* (oh &;@#@... where am I?...)
You sharply turn around, staring at the red pulsing soul hovering above your bed.
✧ Encountered the Player!
You engage red soul in a battle!
The soul hasn't noticed you yet.
It seems like they're disoriented.
A faint melody on piano plays in the distance.
It's slow. Big pauses as if someone forgot what should go next.* Or: crack mixed into serious narrative where Player is a menace, Kris is a dumbass who has no idea how to live with their own autonomy and canonical angst is forgotten in favour of fanfictional angst
* Or: Kris gets to start a New Game for themselves and Player loses most of the control over them. Unfortunately, they have not a single idea what to do about it. They'll try to do something anyway.
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All It Takes Is One Good Friend by Flapjack09
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Jul 2025
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A series of one-shots in which various characters transfer to Aldera Middle School, quickly befriend Izuku Midoriya, and help take down his bullies and tormentors.
Also, there's a TV Tropes page.
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- Part 1 of One Good Friend Collection
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It all started with Pr3ty getting TwoTime to wear a dress.
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It's just three words. I love you (bro).
What about Heeseung? (What about him?)
Jay doesn't know what to think of his relationship with Jaeyun.
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- Part 4 of 2j monthly
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space kitty and teenage burnout? what could go wrong by Flynni3fr
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV), She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
27 Jul 2025
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catra crash lands a spaceship in that same fuckass forest
they go hunting together, go team- Language:
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Kamome Gakuen’s Groupchat by lillies_and_rocks
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
27 Jul 2025
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(they should not have let Amane make it)
A TBHK Chatfic where everyone is alive/isnt a supernatural and well (maybe not well). What ensues next is romance, angst, and a little bit of manslaughter.
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Eternal sugar and Hollyberry does everything other than get therapy
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