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Clark picks photos for Bruce's latest 'matching butts' post on a Batman conspiracy forum. He is a long suffering boyfriend.
Written as a pinch hit for Day 206 of the Birdwatchers 365 Prompt Challenge. The word was 'buttocks.'
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Superwoke: The Batman Edition by zoluarts
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 Jul 2025
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It's no secret that Guy Gardner harbors some sort of grudge against Batman. And it's no secret to any superhero that the leadership change of the former "Justice Gang" is the reason. However, when Guy is questioned about this during an interview, his pride leads him to give a different and infinitely more problematic answer.
"You know what Batman's problem is, honey?" Guy asks, grabbing the microphone from the woman's hand and pointing it at the camera angrily. "The problem is Batman can't see any gay people at the top! That's that homophobic jerk's problem!"
or: guy gardner calls batman homophobic to the world. and no matter what bruce does to fix it, nothing seems to be working. he resorts to more extreme measures.
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I'm in the Naruto universe. In a cave. With walls that smell like mildew and black mold.
...And I’m Sasuke.
Amazing. Love that for me.
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A Gen Z gets transmigrated into Sasuke during Shippuden.
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LiveLongEatWell
Chapter 3
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Sometimes people are Just Wrong about your favorite media serial on the feed. And sometimes, if you're very lucky, you've got human friends and a giant asshole research transport to back you up in a fight.
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Really cool premise and execution
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Mahoraga the Super Parent by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Oct 2024
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Megumi was only six when Gojo gave him a book about the Ten Shadows technique, thinking it was just an early introduction to his inherited power. Gojo’s mistake? He left in the pages on Mahoraga, the most dangerous shikigami in existence—something no child should ever summon.
Now. it's a well-known fact that Mahoraga's whole 'thing' was adapting to any and all situations. So Gojo's not entirely sure why he's surprised when he comes home to find Mahoraga has adapted to parenting.
Yes, he said parenting.
Yes, he feels weird saying it.
Its a work in progress.
Shut up.
(And for the record, Gojo is NOT jealous that Mahoraga is a better cook than him).
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“Hi,” he said, raising a hand in greeting. “My name is Scorpius. I’m your son.”
He had to give his dad credit: his ability to not visibly react to shocking news was exemplary.
Draco blinked, eyes narrowing slightly and then flitting over Scorpius features. Scorpius had taken after the Malfoy line more than the Granger, his hair and eyes and stature a dead match for his dad’s (though he’d been lucky to scrape a few extra melanin genes from his mum). He smiled politely, awaiting his verdict.
“But you’re…” Draco tilted his head. “My age.”
“Ah, right.” Scorpius took a few steps closer, reeling up the Time Turner so it swung innocently in the air between them. “Turns out these are trickier to calibrate than I thought.”
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Or, seventeen-year-old Scorpius Granger-Malfoy steals a Time Turner and accidentally goes back twenty years.
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scorpius wingmans draco after travelling back in time
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The Bones Beneath Our Wings by ToastedToad
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
16 May 2025
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Even as Tim begins to sense something is wrong, the Nest offers him what he’s always craved, love, safety, belonging. And as his grip on his past weakens, Tim’s own instincts blur. He tells himself he’s only staying a little longer.
But by the end, without ever realizing it, Tim has stopped trying to leave at all.
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Aka a sad Tim from a bad universe falls into a version of the Batfamily who are terrifying love-hungry eldritch monsters, They baby him until he forgets to escape.
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Chapter 5
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Lumine's Travel Log of Twisted Wonderland by Sevin1ders
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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“People have noticed your tendency to take pictures. Because I am so generous, I will provide a chance for you to practice your craft! Thus, from this moment on, you shall be the campus photographer!”
There is a school newspaper that Lumine corresponds with as part of the daily commissions that Crowley sends her. Several of the pictures she took of day to day life on an around campus appeared in it. But there were several incidents and events that either got lots of coverage, or next to none depending on what transpired. Lumine recorded these events all the same, and built a personal gallery of moments with her Twisted Wonderland friends.
AKA: Twisted Wonderland Events told through a series of small literal snapshots taken by Lumine and the Ghost Camera.
Side Stories of the Twisted Wonderland Events. Companion piece to Keys, Constellations and a Very Lost Traveler
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- Part 2 of Two Worlds, Twisted Together
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The Grayson Family Marine Rehabilitation Center by OberonBronze
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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It is an urban legend that Dick Grayson, son of late renowned marine biologists John and Mary Grayson, was raised by mermaids.
In reality, Dick Grayson was raised by one very committed merman.Or: Dick loves his finned family and they love their weird legged brother in return. Bruce is very proud of his land son. Jim Gordon just wants to retire.
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there came a sweet melody by fantasticscarlett
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics), 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
25 Sep 2024
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The Little Viper by RoyalChili (QueenScarletTheKing)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
26 Jul 2025
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While stranded as a temporary slave on Bandomeer, Obi-Wan’s rare sleep is interrupted by evil Mandalorians under the pretense of a “rescue”. He doesn’t buy it.
Not one bit.
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Jaster Mereel has just successfully pulled off an elaborate rescue mission from a mining planet. All seems right in the world as he prepares to head back to Galidraan to complete his original objective. That is, until some reckless idiot steals his brand new ship.
Jaster is out for blood.
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Or; the story of how Obi-Wan finds a family
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- Part 1 of The Little Viper
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Four best friends, all virgins, decide to lose it together one night.
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Joonghyuk is fine. Completely fine, laughably unaffected. Joonghyuk can definitely survive three more days.
or, yoo joonghyuk fails a sub-scenario and suffers a penalty that makes him dream of a perfect world where he and kim dokja are in love and constantly fucking
now with pt. 2 - the boinkening!
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- Part 5 of orv lately
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AKA: punky's self-indulgence au
emo student/bartender sasuke x punk diner line cook naruto
guest starring kakashi as the head chef and sakura as a cashier/waitress.fics are non-chronological and can all be read as stand-alone pieces
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Loki gets sent back in time a few centuries and since he's over trying to gain Odin's approval he's reliving life with his own happiness in mind. Naturally, everyone else has a problem with this.
OR: that one fic where odin keeps trying but is unable to get rid of teen loki
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MFL D 23/?
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2? Catch
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Unforseen and Unexpected by Engineer_On_A_Tirade (Mother_of_Robots) for Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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Nobody expects spontaneous emergence in an office.
Last of all Prowl.
Turns out, he's been carrying more than just the stresses of command.
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It Takes Two to Tango, But Three to Conga Line by X_Gon_Give_It for CelticSaemi
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2025
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Alastor has feelings for Lucifer. If only Adam would stop getting in the way.
Adam has feelings for Lucifer. If only Alastor would stop getting in the way.
Lucifer has feelings. If only he stopped getting in his own way.
What a lovely clusterfuck they make.
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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Jul 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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A collection of 007n7-Centric Requests! (Still in progress.)
-I’m taking no more requests
Warning: I like to procrastinate.
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Clark calls it ‘teambuilding.’ Bruce calls it a ‘waste of time.’
Bruce is expecting ‘Most people saved’, ‘Most popular hero’, ‘Best costume design’, etcetera, etcetera, other standard-type awards, official sounding ones with corresponding gilded trophies, the kind handed over after large disasters requiring large amounts of aid. He reclines in his chair, fully expecting to be disappointed.
Which is why Bruce is not expecting the words, ‘Best Thirst-trapper’ to show up on the screen.
The Justice League holds a mock-awards night. As expected, everyone goes insane about it.
Based on Alpharad’s youtube video I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any
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- Part 10 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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Finished Chapter 2