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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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Waiting for chapter 6
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The Ineffable Meet-Cute by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2025
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A collection of human AU stories, inspired by popular rom-com tropes.
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Kirishima's apartment is a disaster. He tried to keep up with the cleaning, but there was a lot to do and he was busy with school, judo practice, and work. He needed help. Kirishima didn't have a lot of money for a maid service, so he went where any sensible person with limited funds finds help: Craigslist.
Or: sex innocent Kirishima accidently hires nudey housekeeper Bakugou and is in for a wild ride. (Inspired by that sexy housekeeping trend that was still popular 15 years ago, except they are apparently still a thing and you have to shell out a hefty penny to have someone come clean your house in lingerie.)
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Jimin's response to an ad on Craigslist gets him something better than he expected.
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Practical Strangers by hutchabelle for Xerxia, JHsgf82
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
28 Dec 2022
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Under duress, Katniss advertises for a new roommate. The first person to respond is practically perfect for what she wants. He’s also a total stranger.
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Got Me Lyin' (for your love) by Kangofu_CB for Angrydollface
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Jan 2019
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Clint advertises himself as a ‘semi-acceptable to totally inappropriate boyfriend for all your family holiday, family dinner, corporate Christmas party, and other fake-dating needs’. It's surprisingly lucrative, especially around Thanksgiving and Christmas, and he is always very clear with his ‘dates’ exactly what he is and isn't willing to do, and anything physical beyond some hand-holding or maybe a light peck on the mouth is completely off the table.
So when Natasha asks him for a favor - to help out one of her friends with his own special brand of help, Clint readily agrees.
But James 'Bucky' Barnes is nothing like Clint's other clients.
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AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.
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- Part 1 of Relief Next To Me
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- English
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- 333,703
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- 25/25
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an instant classic
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Just Needs a Little Love by Mixxy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Dec 2017
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?
I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
Or: Hux and Kylo pretend to be engaged, go to each other's family holiday parties, and definitely, completely, totally don't fall a little in love.
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Marshmallow Crime Lords by Noxnthea, there_must_be_a_lock
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Feb 2025
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In which Jason Todd, Bucky Barnes, and Clint Barton reform the Gotham underworld while being
secretcinnamon rolls.Roughly 95% Batfam nonsense, identity porn, borderline crack, and domestic fluff; 5% plot.
Fics are rearranged into in-verse chronological order with every new fic. As of 4/26/24, 1-6 are in chronological order and tell a cohesive better-if-read-in-order story, while 7-10 are set in a not-so-distant future where secret identities are known.
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genuinely hit after fucking hit oh my god
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Misunderstandings, Madness, and Something Close to Home by KayleeJohn
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
11 Nov 2016
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Niall watches Harry pay the cabbie through the window and then he squints around as it drives off, looking lost. Niall steps forward, “Harry?”
Harry looks at him and then he’s walking over, stepping in, closer than Niall would’ve expected, but he doesn’t quite mind it. Harry looks better in person than he did online, in a way that makes Niall wish that this was more than just a one day thing. Harry looks like the kind of alpha that Niall would give in to, given the right circumstances.
Or the one where Niall needs an alpha urgently so he puts an ad up on Craigslist, crossing his fingers. Harry is one of the people who answers him. It's all, what Niall would like to call, just a big misunderstanding. Really.
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The Craigslist ad had been because Peter had been wonderfully, spectacularly drunk. Reservations for the Palm are hard to get, even for someone like Peter, and he's had his name down for eight months. He refuses to waste it. If he hadn't been trashed on expensive pinot noir, he would have considered maybe inviting his best friend, Chris, or taking out a niece or nephew. But no, he'd been three sheets to the wind and decided that he needed to share his Valentine's Day dinner reservations with a random stranger.
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Peter refuses to let good dinner reservations go to waste just because his (ex)girlfriend cheated on him. He drunkenly makes a Craigslist ad to find a date, and Stiles answers.
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A Story About Furniture by HugeAlienPie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Aug 2018
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Clint was a small business owner selling off pieces of his old life to be "more adult." Phil was a recent divorcé whose kids were threatening to stop visiting his new apartment unless he got more furniture. Their meeting was fate. Well, okay, their meeting was Craigslist. Everything else was fate.
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- Part 1 of The Sitcom Verse
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Andrew decides it's time to move out of his childhood home and answers an ad on Craigslist. His new roommates are not at all what he expected and he's convinced all three of them share a single braincell.
Matt is a former boxer with teddy bear tendencies; Kevin is petty, proud and never seems to not have an opinion; and Neil is an underachiever with a bit of mystery surrounding him that Andrew can't help be intrigued by.
Somewhere along the way they form a bit of a dysfunctional family along with Andrew's twin brother Aaron.
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- English
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- 130,640
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- 30/30
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Need to rebel? Bring me as your date! by dancingassassin
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
02 Dec 2017
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All Jesse McCree wants is to NOT have another Thanksgiving at Denny's. His work friends convince him to post an ad on Craigslist seeking a 'strictly platonic date in exchange for Thanksgiving dinner.' He doesn't expect anyone to respond.
Hanzo Shimada finds himself in hot water when a lie he told his father to get him off his back comes back to bite him in the ass. He said he had a boyfriend. Hanzo does not, in fact, have a boyfriend. Genji takes matters into his own hands and starts looking at dating websites and then finally Craigslist.
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Based HEAVILY on that Craiglist ad that goes around on tumblr about the felon who will pretend to be your boyfriend in exchange for Thanksgiving dinner.
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No, Adam did not have an ExtraCare card. No, he did not want to sign up for one. No, he did not want a bag. No, he did not want to donate to St. Jude. No, he did not need a receipt. They were likely questions the cashier had to ask because the corporate office mandated it, but all Adam could think of as he tapped his debit card to pay was how all those questions — and the printing of mile-long receipts — added at least fifteen seconds to every transaction. Fifteen seconds across the dozen people that had been ahead of him in line meant three minutes of his evening that could have been given back to him. In the grand scheme of things, three minutes was nothing, but the fact that he'd lost it to questions that nearly everyone answered no aged him prematurely as he gathered his bottle of Drano and headed toward the door.
Three minutes, it also turned out, could be life changing.
A plumbing emergency in his new apartment brings Adam Parrish to a CVS after midnight to buy a bottle of Drano. Little does Adam know his late night shopping trip is going to change his life.
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a craigslist story by tossertozier (rednoseredhair)
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King
26 Dec 2017
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It’s Christmas. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further!
i am a 26 year old felon with longish black hair, no degree, and a dirty old truck one year younger than me painted like eddie van halen’s guitar. i can be as awful as you want & can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. i’m a programmer but i work late nights at a bar for fun. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Christmas, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
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'It stared at Dean from the fridge, tacked up by a Stanford University magnet gifted to Dean by his brother, Sam.
He’d known his high school reunion was coming up at some point but seeing it embossed in gold lettering created a pit in his stomach.'
A story in which Dean Winchester hopes to face the demons of his past, and finds an angel instead.
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How to accidentally tell your brother that you've risen from the dead: a guide by Jason Todd by Anatime_in_Anaheim
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
23 Apr 2025
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Jason Todd had a few hiccups in his revenge plan, namely being that every safe house worthy building was taken over by the birds and the bat. To circumvent this issue, Jason decides to look for a roommate, it would help with his civilian identity after all.
What Jason didn't consider was the possibility of immediately running into someone he didn't want to see, after all, plenty of people are named Richard, what were the odds?-
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