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    Cellbit glanced up at the pilot in awe. He had a million questions, a million thoughts, a million problems. Still, he forced himself to straighten and keep on topic. “I was just wondering… who are you? Why did you save me?”

    “My name is Roier,” the pilot hummed. His voice came out as melodical and smooth. It sounded like the instant right before danger struck. “And I was paid a lot of money to break you out today.”

    - or -

    Cellbit is an intergalactic criminal bound for Alcatraz, and Roier is the overly-confident pilot paid by a mysterious organization to get him out. They have a long way to go before they reach their destination, especially with everything that stands in their way, so they might as well get comfortable.

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    I need a place to post my NSFW art OwO

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    Collection of my fics #marketing

    Includes: QSMP fics, Guapoduo fics, Ordem Paranormal fics, Realm fics, Pangkey fics

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    It was surprisingly hard to keep a vigilante presence off the radar.
    Somehow, it was when Tommy was using his identity that could literally turn invisible, that he’d been almost immediately clocked by the heroes. He’d really only been just starting to have a presence when the heroes cornered him about it. Surprisingly, instead of attempting arrest, they’d recruited him. And who was he to say no to free access to the hero database and nice bathrooms?
    One power per secret identity, that was his rule, and he still had a couple more up his sleeve. The heroes could have one. As a treat. He was generous like that. He’d just take more care to keep his other identities off the radar.
    Simple.
    If only things worked out as planned. Somehow, it hadn’t taken long for his next vigilante persona to be noticed as well, though not by heroes this time.
    “I hear you talk to ghosts.” Said a deadpan voice.

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    Tommy can't help wanting to help, and he keeps getting powers so why not have more than one secret identity, yeah? Hero, vigilante, villain, coffee barista, and maybe one other.

    Or I read so, so many vigilante fics that I caved in and stuffed all of my ideas into one fic.

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    Wilbur Soot, a pathetic 25-year-old with pathetic hobbies. That’s who he is, and he had accepted that fact long ago.

    Three Ways To Survive The Apocalypse- that was the name of the web novel he was hopelessly obsessed with. With a total average view count of 1.9, and an average comment count of 1.08, for the whole of 3149 episodes.

    The man, however, didn’t know how the world laughed maniacally at those words.

    Back then, I had no idea.

    How dragons, sea serpents, werewolves, zombies, the grim reaper, wild feral bears, and more mythically dangerous creatures animated themselves to life.

    How a scaled serpent with a long snake-like tongue, spikes able to impale 10 men in its back, bathed in a sea of tangerine flames, faced a brunet man with a white trench coat, hazel curls flipping in the searing wind, thin-rimmed glasses stood firmly in his nose bridge, stood up against the monsters fearlessly, with a razor-sharp sword in hand.

    On the day, I finished the web novel…

    The story I alone had been reading for the past ten years turned into reality…

    And I became the only person who knew the world was going to end.

    (Or, an ORV AU!! where the man is trapped in a novel situation)

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    Baghera Jones was a Federation experiment.

    Baghera was a Federation experiment.

    She was a Federation experiment.

    Those words made her sick. It couldn’t be her. She couldn’t be the one in the drawings.

    But the tattoo on her collarbone said otherwise. 007. Just like the door to the room.

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  8. 26

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    BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS!!!

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    A lore retell from Phil's POV mixed with some of my own headcanons about Team BOLAS, their struggles and their bonding during the Pugatory Event.

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    Cellbit quickly cuts him off, “What’s your name, if you don’t mind me asking? I feel like it’s only fair, since you apparently know so much about me.”

    The guy schools his expression into something more neutral, but Cellbit can tell he’s just dying to be rude- he probably would’ve already had some sort of smart ass response if they weren’t currently in a classroom surrounded by other parents. Instead, the man responds, “My name’s Roier. My son’s name is Bobby, in case you were wondering that, too.”

    Cellbit definitely was wondering, so he can tell Richarlyson which kid to stay away from.

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    Or: When Cellbit overhears another dad criticizing his son during a little league game, he promises to never interact with that asshole or his son ever again. Too bad Richarlyson doesn't feel the same, since said asshole's son ends up becoming his best friend. (Enemies-to-Lovers!AU)

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    Charlie stands on his podium, watching Quackity decide to leave forever if he loses again. Charlie would feel bad for winning knowing this. He can just take his death right? He will just revive right?

     

    So..what if Charlie died and got reincarnated as an egg by his fellow gods?

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    Philza has learned that the best way to survive on an island of horrors disguised behind unwavering smiles is to apply two lessons from decades spent wandering the wilderness alone: keep his head down, and stay out of trouble. On the other hand, he's not known as the Angel of Death for nothing, which makes it hard to follow his own advice when his children are threatened.

    The Federation seems to have reached the end of their patience with his cautious nature, and Phil quickly learns a new lesson:

    Whatever the Federation wants, the Federation gets—and they want an Angel of their own.

    Or: I put Phil through the wringer for Whumptober (because I have way too many qPhil feels, and also just because I can).

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    Charlie is in the midst of a zombie apocalypse when he finds a lonely little girl and adopts her as his own. What will he do when she dies and leaves him with nothing?

    He'll teleport into a new realm full of strange people and even stranger children who don't speak his language, apparently.

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    While infiltrating the Federation, Cellbit finds out more than he could have ever hoped or expected to find. Too bad it results in him being kidnapped in front of his son, leaving the others to try to pick up the pieces.

    The eggs aren’t as far away as the Federation would like everyone to think. The island wasn’t always as deserted as it looked when everyone first arrived. There’s more secrets than just the Enigma to solve. And where the hell are the missing members of the island?

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    A mysterious island. Two little boys. Cellbit grew up soaking in the sunlight, while Roier was kept hidden away in the dark. By some twist of fate, their worlds collided, forming a unique bond. But fate also has a funny way of tearing things apart, and their connection was no exception.

    Years later, Cellbit is back on the same island, where he should be living a peaceful life, but he’s haunted by an anger he can’t shake. He has everything he could want —freedom, a cozy home, and a sister eager to reconnect— but something feels off. Then, along comes Roier, a stranger with a warmth that feels oddly familiar, a ray of sunshine too happy and too carefree that seems almost unreal.

    They don’t remember each other, but there’s a spark between them that neither can ignore. Once again, fate pulls them together, leaving them to figure out why they feel this way, and if they can revive what was lost.

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    Después de despertar en el suelo Roier miró alrededor de donde se encontraba con la sorpresa de ver a varios de sus amigos igual de confundidos que el
    ¿Por qué Natalan le tenía miedo? ¿Como había llegado ahí? ¿Los archivos en sus bolsillos estaban en código binario?
    y sobre todo
    ¿Por qué tenía un anillo?

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    Cellbit killed ElQuackity two weeks ago. From across the banquet hall, those dead eyes catch his, and his thin lips tip up in a smile, crooked and smug.

    ElQuackity holds his gaze from across the room, running a finger around the rim of his champagne flute. His eyes don’t catch the light and he hardly blinks, like his eyes are not eyes at all but a pair of pinhole cameras through which the Federation intently watches Cellbit’s every move. He wears his suit jacket open, dark blue dress shirt popped at the collar, a gold chain glimmering in his clavicle. When Cellbit next inhales, the air is hot and suffocating.

    It’s not real. Cellbit tries to convince himself. It’s not real.

    ElQuackity will not stay dead. Cellbit spirals.

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    Leo watched it all. She learned their habits the same way she learned everything else; she mimicked them. Vegetta showed her how to fight. Leo threaded her fishing pole the way he showed them, attached the sinker and swivel, pressed the bait into the sharp end of the hook. Foolich showed her how to play. Leo shakily cast her line into the water the same way Foolich did, smiling the same way he did when Vegetta laughed and demonstrated again how to do it.

    She soaked in their actions like a sponge. She scrambled to catch up to them, to learn what they knew, to find her footing between her two fathers.

    One day, her hands would be as large as theirs. One day, she was going to have thick callouses like they had. One day, she was going to be rich and brave and beautiful and she would be the one to protect her fathers.

    She closed her eyes and took a breath. Her grip tightened on the handle of the fishing pole. She exhaled, the wishes clenched between her closed teeth, and cast her line.

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    Leo fishing with her loved ones over the past year. Written for Chronicles: A QSMP Egg Zine!

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    “What is this?” He said, furrowing his brow. The professor sat back down.

    “A man named Ranboo, He is reported to have died from a chronic illness. I had talked to him a week prior of this, he was completely healthy at the time. Furthermore, his family had no history of carrying this pathogen. His husband said knew nothing of the illness after the hybrids passing.“ The professor said.

    “Perhaps it was just a medical anomaly, why are you telling me this?” Wilbur asked.

    “Once, is a coincidence, mr. Soot. I have found similar scenarios within eight unique cases thus far. All of which were found hybrids.” The professor said.

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    Modern (ish) Qsmp and Dsmp au with politics and cults. c! not cc! I will add tags as I go.

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    Charlie Slimecicle gets turned into an egg.. for literally no apparent reason. He can’t tell anyone his name or even remember how to spell it. So now, he’s stuck as an egg without being able to tell anyone it’s him.

    This fic also contains scu stuff cuz I love it
    Timeline is after the funeral
    story is also posted on wattpad!! same user and title
    im a super slow updater so i apologize for that in advance

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  20. 36

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    "Crows remember human faces. They remember the people who feed them, who are kind to them. And the people who wrong them too. They don't forget. They tell each other who to look after and also who to watch out for."

    ~~~

    My non-canon telling of the events from Phil's return to the QSMP after filming and learning of the eggs disappearance up until his capture by Cucurucho.

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