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Exactly what the title implies. Smut with little to no plot. Mostly Techza.
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Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm by Beesgobzzz
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Wilbur flopped onto the couch, legs stretched out as he grabbed his phone.
“You get the smaller room which is on the left there.” Wilbur pointed to a small, narrow hallway that had three doors in total. “The bathroom is across from your door. Rent’s due on the first.”
Dream raised a brow. “That’s it? No interview? No rules?”
Wilbur turned on the television in front of him with a remote. “I don’t care what you do as long as you pay your share. Just don’t touch my stuff.”
Dream considered that. No fake niceties, no over-the-top friendliness. Just two people coexisting. It was perfect.
“Alright, deal.” Dream said. “Should I come back tomorrow morning with my stuff?”
Wilbur waved him off. “Sure, sure. I’ll also give you a copy of the keys tomorrow too.”
It was almost too perfect.
He should’ve known there was a catch.
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Dream gets a roommate who's a little more than he could handle... Wait- what do you mean his roommate is a villain? Say what? Oh- and lil note but Dream has a pretty powerful ability... yep- this is going to end totally fine.
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“Listen kid, ether you do what I say, or there is going to be a lot bigger problems here than this.” This, this is not good, he thought. Is he ever going to get a break?Or
Tommy is a kid with anorexia, with a terrible past and honestly, he just needs some love. -
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"I, uhhh..." Missa started, his voice pitched high as his hand came up to cover his very exposed chest. "Where, uh, where are my clothes?"
"Over there." Phil said nonchalantly, nodding behind them both and allowing Missa to roll over enough to see for himself. His stomach dropped again at the sight of them- cut open and still wet in their crumpled pile. Was he naked?? "They were too wet to keep on you so I-"
"Am I naked??" Missa shrieked before he could think better of it, but he doubted even doing that would do him much good considering- naked, cold, pressed up close to his husband. His very handsome and strong husband, who had just saved his life from a respawn loop. And also apparently cut his clothes off while he'd been... un-lucid. Or whatever that word was. Fuck, he felt like he was about to explode.
i.e. in the thick of purgatory, Missa struggles with the cold. Thankfully Philza has a lot of experience in that department
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Kristin never expected to become The Lady when she inherited her father's company, Styx Industries. She never expected to move from weapons production to clean energy and safe tech. She never expected to fall in love with a strange man and have a child who would get powers at fourteen or to save said child later. But well... look at where she is now.
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AKA: Kristin is Tony Stark+Pepper Potts but much better, Phil is from a cult, and Tommy is Theseus (Spider-Man)Series
- Part 15 of Whumptober 2025
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Canary in a Coal Mine by Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 Oct 2025
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Mythical creatures were heavily favored everywhere in the world. It was near impossible for humans to work anywhere that didn’t only pay minimum wage and wasn’t a dead-end job.
Some humans, those who couldn’t get jobs at all, had the option to sell themselves into a multitude of cruel and heavily illegal markets. Businesses that would drain a human of most of their blood in order to feed vampires, let demons experiment with their magic on them, have shapeshifters practice shifting by taking their form, or would have werewolves hunt them down for sport.
Even if all of those horrible practices and businesses were outlawed, it didn’t stop them from existing.
Basically, it was hard for humans to survive anymore.
Tommy was human, but nobody knew. Not a single soul knew that he was human and it was a secret that Tommy was sure he’d attempt to take to his grave.
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Or, Tommy is a human living in a world where only mythical creatures can succeed. He has hidden his humanity for his entire life.
When Tommy is fostered by a new family, one mistake leads to his biggest secret being revealed and his humanity accidentally taken from him. Found family and healing quickly begin in the aftermath.Series
- Part 16 of Worlds
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"Father! I am the real one! I swear!" Theseus was trying to get rid of the knights holding his arms, "Wilbur! Techno! Please!" The twins looked at him in disgust and turned to Ranboo, "You don't want to watch this. Lets go." Theseus stopped and the knights started dragging him. The dungeon was cold. He took a deep breath, he was going to die today. He closed his eyes, “God please. Please give me a second chance.”
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A Luz da Minha Vida by MakiStoryLuon
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Arkanis SMP, Karmaland SMP
15 Oct 2025
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Philza Minecraft era um alfa que andava no escuro,preso em um casamento arranjado,com um marido cruel e terrível,não fazia ideia de como era ser amado ou querido.
Entre gritos e abusos diários,o alfa esperava chegar o dia que encontraria uma luz para o guiar,naquele mar de escuridão e solidão,dor,medo e angústia.
Philza : Espero um dia encontrar "A Luz da Minha Vida".
(São cúbitos e não as pessoas reais,ao3 para de usar os nomes reais dos ccs,por favor)
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Swallow Your Affections by Jeeblie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
15 Oct 2025
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that...
You couldn't die.
Not without extra steps.
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After fleeing his abusive husband with his young son in tow, Quackity arrives in the remote town of Snowchester with one goal: survive. He finds an unlikely safe harbor in Technoblade, the town's reclusive lumberjack, who values his solitude above all else.
A deal is struck: protection for a place to stay. It's supposed to be temporary. But as a harsh winter sets in and the shadows of the past creep closer, their arrangement of convenience starts to feel a lot less like a contract and a lot more like a family.
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In an attempt to get myself into writing again, here's some blorb about my interpretation of the colorzas !
I'll try to write one chapter every day of October, like... the rest of creative people out there.I really like the concept of the colourza, and I want to give them their own little universe, including their own goddess and "Angel" title. I'll also talk about their design, relationships and other fun stuff :-)
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Theseus punched Siren right in the nose, and both of them stumbled back.
“What the fuck?! I just used my voice to stop you!” Siren shouted.Theseus shook his hand in pain. “Dude, is your face made of stone or some shit?!”
Siren snapped back, “I told you to stop, you son of a—”
“Yeah, but I didn’t, fuckface!” Theseus yelled. “What are you gonna do, cry about it in your diary?!”Angel watched the two bicker with a tired expression. “Should I step in? Because, you know, Wilbur might actually cry in his diary when we get home.”
Angel waved a hand lazily. “Eh, whatever. You hungry? I’m hungry.”
Blade nodded. “Yeah, me too. Siren! Theseus! We’re going to eat. Whatever this is—finish it and join us!”
Siren and Theseus kept glaring at each other as Angel’s stomach growled.
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Cold and alone — yet somehow, this was the happiest Tommy had ever been.
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Tommy escapes exile and leaves his life as Tommy Innit to go back to his old life as Theseus, the Antarctic Empire's crown prince
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Happy October! Time for Technoblade to have lots and lots of sex!
Thirty-one bottomblade drabbles to celebrate the kinkiest month of the year. Pairing + prompts will be in each chapter's summary, title, and in the tags, but expect a whole array of tasty stuff (again).
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Actions speak more than a thousand words,
But when we're talking about Technoblade and Quackity, they manage to make those blend. Actions and words having meanings so unique to each other in the most confusing ways. Are they fighting or flirting? Who knows.Or, originally
A polite apology letter leaded to a reply. This reply sounded more like a arrogant threat. That leaded to an not so polite reply... Yeah. Technoblade and Quackity don't know how to start any type of conversarion without starting something stupid.
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The Kings' Pet by Fancy_Mouse
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
15 Oct 2025
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'Majestic, extravagant, and known for being as deadly as they are beautiful, if he wanted anything more-so he’d have to pull a creature directly from a childs' storybook. From the pitch-black wings that sprout from the mans' back and the claws that imbed themselves deep into the earth to keep him grounded, to the bruises of varying colors that litter delicate skin only being covered by the torn and dirty pieces of clothing still managing to cling to his body. I’d know it when I see it.'
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- Part 4 of Other Techza fics
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A short story about Wilbur coming back from the dead and Phil realizing how much he missed him.
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- Part 12 of Goretober 2025
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> #general
BIG TOMMY: HELLO
jackmanifold: think i made a mistake accepting this inv
BIG TOMMY: HELLO JACK MANIFOLD
jackmanifold: ..hello tommy
clay: yo
so i thought we should have a discord for school
i sent a bunch of invites but some people aren’t herePh1LzA: Ok then why am I here
I graduated alreadyclay: u need to control tommy, wil and techno
no one else canor: literal circus of friends navigate through the tumultuous and rocky journey that is school with a sprinkling of chaos and a side of angst
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- Part 1 of it always comes back to explosions
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Love at First Bite by Strikersky
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Oct 2025
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My bakery was failing, and leftovers were piling up. The last thing you expect is Philza Minecraft showing up with an offer to be a judge on a hit cooking show. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. Too bad Technoblade and Dream have other plans—like turning your judging gig into their personal flirting arena.
Welcome to Superior Chef: where the food is serious, but the drama is served extra spicy.Reminder: We’re live, and my life’s officially the bachelorette.
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Halstead beach trade, march 2nd, 1910 year of the kraken.
George is a Brit living in the beach town, Halstead since he was little, when a weird (and wet) turn of events occurs in the Oceanside town.
George is a siren, destined to hide his heritage from humanity at all costs, but what happens when he finds a something reckless overthrowing entire trade ships to hide just like him.
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- English
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- 1,540
- Chapters:
- 1/7
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 13