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are you smelling this shit, eau de résistance by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 May 2025
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When fairytale-like stories were woven for things happening on real soil, the desired endings were rarely met. Eret was proof of that; weary, haggard, molded by war-death-fear. They seldom lingered in one place, always on the move. Always leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The night they stumbled upon a hamlet in a small country, they forgot why they always moved on. They settled down, prepared to join L'Manberg's fight for freedom.
It took them very little time to remember why they did not stay in the towns they passed by. The white eyes of death did not bring peace with them.
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once a child soldier; always a soldier, never a child. eret is broken but at least they break everything they play with.Chapters 1-19 = L'Manberg/SMP [Arc 1]
Chapters 20-26 = Interlude
Chapters 27-current = The Antarctic Empire [Arc 2]Series
- Part 6 of eret is traumatised collection
- Part 1 of vissna
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Eret is the Lord Consort. When the Emperor is indisposed, they lead the Empire. This is common knowledge.
Their enemies know this, as well, and one of them aims to take out the Lord Consort whilst the Emperor is not in sight. It does not end well for anyone.
aka, eret gets poisoned and philza is pissed off ft. ot6 poly and the unfortunate long-lasting effects of managing to poison a god-blessed being
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- Part 1 of olsow spin off au fics
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“Please, Tommy, just think about it! Wilbur’s - he’s not good for you, man, he’s - he’s not good for any of us -”
“Shut the fuck up,” Tommy says, breathless, “for Prime’s sake, holy shit. You’re leaving.”
And there’s no doubt about it. The longer Tommy stares at his best friend, the more he recognizes the fighting stance, the stubborn set of his shoulders - and the more he doesn’t recognize, like how Tubbo wears a shirt with a taller collar and how his hands drift to his neck every five seconds only to be uselessly shoved away. The firework scars paint a jagged spiderweb over everything.
There’s no doubt about it. This conversation is a formality. Tubbo is leaving, with or without him, and he is not coming back.
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Las Nevadas? The Syndicate? Snowchester? What are you talking about? It’s November in Pogtopia, and Quackity, Niki, and Tubbo are going to change everything for the better.
Or, the canon-divergence story where one decision improves the lives of literally everyone - except Tommy, whose life gets exponentially worse, actually.
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"Something is wrong with me Niki. I think something I really broken this time."
"Ok, it's ok.", her voice carried a faint panic. "We'll leave. I'll get us a train ticket and we'll be unfindable by morning." And for the first time to her urging, zed answer was "Yes, please"4 Years later, in a small flat in homey north England Eret lives in something akin to peace and happiness. Zer figure skating days left behind, just like Wilbur...
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After escaping their palace in the DreamSMP and leaving it behind to turn to dust, Eret has to learn to move past their regrets, with, of course, a little help along the way.
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Broke and sleeping on park benches, Eret is desperate for a job. So desperate, in fact, that she'll risk having to deal with someone else's kids if it means she has a roof over her head.
Puffy is a wealthy businesswoman who needs a maid, a cook and someone to make sure her kids don't fall off the face of the earth. She gets Eret, who's five wrong minutes away from actually falling off the face of the earth.
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or, the maid/nanny/house manager au which is actually found family <3 the work-life balance does not exist and her boss's family are trying to adopt her
Eret finds people who care for her. -
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According to the Academy's textbooks, there are no living Rangers who have the mental ferocity to Solo Pilot. The neural load was made to be split; everyone says it can't be done, that any Ranger who does is an anomaly. The Ranger who actively solo pilots on a regular occurrence - Eret, lone Jaeger pilot of Mark III Jaeger 'Eternal' - should be dead.
That doesn't change the fact that someone can solo pilot without frying their brain. Ranboo clings onto this whenever a kaiju kills his partner. He can avenge Tubbo - if only his Marshal would let him pilot his Jaeger alone.
Ranboo's normal, the other pilots spit in his face, the neural load would fry his brain - but Ranboo can't take no for an answer unless he wants to shatter apart into a million tiny pieces.
In response, they ship him off to Anchorage Shatterdome to meet his new mentor: Eret.
OR, Pacific Rim solo piloting au: Eret mentors Ranboo on how to do the impossible. Neither are okay, but they don't need to be to beat the shit out of the monsters that threaten humanity. Momret and kidboo.
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- Part 4 of eret is traumatised collection
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Eret feels he is forgetting something very important. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he can’t remember before his time on the smp or the fact that the 20 foot totem god feels very familiar or maybe even that he’s seen a hooded figure going around. Whatever it is he will get to the bottom of it and he may uncover some secrets along the way.
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in the process of rewriting this! I won't take the original down until I have it done<
the story will be changing a bit but the main parts will be the same
for now, enjoy the Red Banquet from Eret's POV with a special little twist :)ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - I may eventually come back to this, but for now we'll just leave it here
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desert temples by expergefacient
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Aug 2022
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Eret's morning stroll is quiet and peaceful, although insomnia induced. The last thing she expects is to see Foolish on her walk, nevermind be kidnapped by him.
He's resolute they know each other, is insistent in showing her how much he loves her. Foolish will do whatever it takes to keep Eret, even if that means keeping them locked away in his summer home.
They're his.
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Just a funky little thing where Eret is the God of Pride from KOLLOK with a tad bit of angst and just a tiny reveal and fight.
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Waiting For Love (Or, Eret Finds a Family) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
16 May 2022
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Eret knew he was bleeding.
Well, of course he knew, it was spilling out of his hands and onto the soft white snow.
(First chapter loosely based off of It Was Meant To Be by godhatesrobin, go read it PLEASE)
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cross-legged in the dim light (it’s been so long) by hdnprplflwrs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Jan 2022
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It’s when you’re standing in the middle of a dance floor, a mirrorball hanging above your head, that a sliver of memory crosses your mind like a gust of nostalgia in your lungs, and you think there’s someone familiar across the dance floor, someone you were once sitting across, both they’re gone in the swish of a gown. That simultaneously feels both right and wrong at once, because you could’ve sworn they were once golden––
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Back when L’Manburg had been newly founded it was nothing but a very small plot of land. It contained no buildings aside from a small home and the Camarvan, so all its inhabitants had taken up the habit of huddling together at night in the little space they were afforded.
Tommy and Tubbo would tell stories around the fire, with Fundy joining in from time to time, while Eret and Wilbur looked at them with all the fondness in the world until Wilbur announced that it was time for everyone to sleep.It's a pity that those peaceful times couldn't last forever...
Or: The author struggles with insomnia so now it's everyone else's problem as well
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When Life Interferes by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP
20 Dec 2021
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A tale of what Foolish and Eret were like before the DreamSMP
Foolish had never had a friend before. He didn't see the point in having friends because sooner or later they would disappear.
But then Eret comes along and he changes everything.
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This fic does mention SkyDoesMinecraft, as I made this before I was aware of how horrible he was. I don't want to delete this fic because I worked really hard on it and it doesn't focus on him, but I don't want that associated with me at all.Series
- Part 5 of Dream SMP
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I’m starved of Eret content, so I’ve decided to try my hand at writing some stuff lol.
Requests done: 2/?
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It’s the same cycle, over and over: they try, they fail, they spend the night pacing around their castle with unwanted thoughts plaguing their mind.
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Just a bunch if Eret-Centic one-shots
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Frozen From the Inside Out by Lynns_Little_Lies
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 May 2021
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Everyone says that both Dream and Nightmare are evil, but this story will show you another series of events. This is the story of two boys losing their humanity.
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Eret angst for all of you angst-lovers out there(I know you are one don't deny it) by NightmareoftheCabin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 May 2021
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Have you ever wanted your favorite dsmp character to suffer? Do you enjoy watching these people you love be in pain for your own enjoyment? I would judge you, but eh I like it too. Well, this is a fic for you if you like Eret and are one of these people. It's a healthy (not really) dosage of angst with a side of more angst and a sprinkle of evil Sam. There's also plenty of Techno and Phil radiating dad energy. For only 6 braincells, this fic can be yours today!(you can't actually have it but you can read it)