20 Works in Homophobic Eric Cartman
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"Hey wait! No take me instead, please. Take me instead!" Kyle begged but the man, who had attacked both Stan and Cartman with the bat, but the bastard just simply grinned at him before shutting the door and the driver taking off at rapid pace.
................Set when the boys are 16 - while Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman are all out playing on a snowy day, Stan and Cartman get kidnapped and it's up to Kyle and Kenny to find them.
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After the death of his "boyfriend" Kyle, Cartman grieves in the only way he knows how--by becoming a fucking emo.
The goth kids take notice and try to help him sort out his grief by offering to summon his dead boyfriend for closure.
They would soon discover the worst of Eric "Emo" Cartman.Series
- Part 2 of The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf
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**THIS IS DISCONTINUED. I WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATING THIS WORK.**
Stan and Kyle finally confess to each other one night at Stark's Pond, but keep it a secret for their safety. However, such a simple task proves to be harder than they anticipated.
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Stan and Kyle are secretly in a relationship and they go thru a bunch of shit because of it
PLEASE READ TAGS FOR WARNINGS (i will add TW at the beginning of each chapter)
this is mainly a style focused fic, but there is background creek, bunny, and bendy
*this takes place in sophomore year and ike is in middle school*
fic title & chapter titles are from "because i liked a boy" by Sabrina Carpenter !
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We Still Have No Life by dieter_writes, Misty_ped
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, South Park, The Amazing World of Gumball, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Dec 2023
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There's a sequel!?!!?!??
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- Part 3 of Get A Life, Losers!!
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Cartman loves to rip on Kyle, but after discovering it’s because he has a crush on him, he enlists the help of the girls to impress him. After nothing works, he resorts to making an ultra gay pink sparkly penis elixir to charm him.
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- Part 1 of The Fucking Penis Elixir Series wtf
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Cartman has always hated Kyle. But why? Every time Cartman looks at Kyle he gets a weird feeling. A feeling that he hated more than anything, even though it felt warm and comforting, it made Cartman just... uncounterable.
Stan and Kenny though exactly know why Cartman feels the way that he does and try to help him out along with the help of some of their friends that knew the same feeling too well. They know it will be difficult, but they will just have to fight through it and hope for the best -
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Stan Marsh is obsessed. He doesn't really feel the need to deny it, he's not ashamed. He does hide it, however, behind a fairly good act of normalcy. Basically, he is aggressively obsessed with none other than his redheaded best friend, and isn't afraid to just let himself indulge in his own urges. Whether that be to just forget everything around him and fantasize, steal things from the target of his obsession, or overanalyze everything about his unsuspecting best friend.
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Craig was feeling anxious on taking Tweek on a date and was anxious on ruining it. Thankfully, he sees some friendly faces that give him some help on his endeavors
The only problem now? The friendly faces were that of his friend group...Beggers can't be choosers. Let's see how it goes.
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Stan realizes he might have a crush on Kyle while dating Wendy, wendy thinks Kyle is pretty cute Kyle is confused
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Stan marsh likes Kyle Wendy also likes Kyle Kyles bi is awaking
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In the early 1800s, Estella, Gregory, Pip and Christophe work in Estella's Family Book Shop Every hour of Every day, Estella gets the brilliant idea from and Ancient Spell Book to Sacrifice Pip's soul to the devil in exchange of wealth so she can finally leave the shop, unfortunately...at the last moment, the delivery boy from the town coffee shop crashes the ritual, causing it to uh...backfire. The Ritual kills them all but the Antichrist still shows up, and offers a very interesting deal to everyone.
im sorry i suck at summaries :) (this is not historical accurate and I’m sorry)
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NO TRIGGER WARNINGS YET
Kyle likes Stan, or atleast he thinks he does, I mean, it's just a stupid crush, plus Stan has a girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger. She's pretty, smart, popular and everything anyone could want. He couldn't tell anybody, Not even his closest friends, to be fair, if Cartman got ahold of any of that info he'd call him a f@g and weak.
And Kyle wasn't Jealous of Wendy Testaburger.. right?
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idk really?? it's just a rainy day and Cartman and Kyle are watching tv?? kinda boring but it was fun to write :)
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- Part 1 of My South Park Oneshots
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cartman thinks fucking around with kyle will make him more likeable. unfortunately kyle doesnt find it funny.
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- Part 3 of maevors proship fics
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If you're here you must have looked up a ton of South Park tags so be prepared to read a fanfic that fits majority of the generic South Park fandom tropes #yas
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TW// alcohol, swearing, lighthearted (?) homophobia , emetophobia
The boys drive up to Denver to watch the fireworks to celebrate graduating. Stan's nervous about something.
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All Craig and Tweek want is a nice quiet boring Christmas eve skating date but noisy parents, creek fan girls and Eric Cartman make it impossible.
Aged up characters (creek is 16)Series
- Part 3 of Creek on ice: the figure skating AU
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Everyone knows Stan and Kyle are super best friends. But when they’re invited to Bebe’s birthday party their viewpoint may be forever changed. It starts with a spin of the bottle.
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Puberty wasn’t kind to anyone, especially not anyone living in South Park. Yet there he was, sitting opposite to an 18-year-old who rather than getting hit in the face by the freight train called Puberty, levelled up his attractiveness to level -fucking- 1,000. Friends had come and gone, but their main group had always stayed the same as it had been since elementary. That was, everyone but Tweek Tweak. Without explanation, the Tweak family got up and left without leaving a single drop of evidence that they had ever breathed in the quiet mountain town. No adult ever talked about them or even admitted they had existed. It all felt like a giant fucked up prank, or the start of a true crime podcast.
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confirm groupchat name as : `the awesome foursome?` by sugarsong (orphan_account)
Fandoms: South Park
11 Oct 2017
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Clyde creates a friendly fun group chat and obliviously decided to call it The Awesome Foursome. No, there is no actual foursome. Cartman being Cartman decides to make his own group chat and claim it superior.
In the end however, they decide to join the two chats into one single group chat. Chaos and homosexuality follows.
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Clyde and Craig are happily in a relationship, and decide to do what any ordinary high school couple would do, and that would be attend the Prom!! Whoohoo, blow some streamers, throw some parties, drink age appropriate fruit punch!! But... unfortunately, the two get stopped at the front door, and are prohibited from entering the school gym if they were two males attending as a couple. Craig storms off with Clyde, and Clyde feels terrible for Craig. Craig's didn't speak on the way home, and he ran into his house angrily while Clyde waited on the front porch. Clyde has a plan.
About twenty minutes later, Clyde arrives with snacks, candles, and flowers at Craig's door. He tells himself that he was going to give Craig the best prom night of his life, and he was going to make sure Craig lived the night happily. Although, it was going to be hard getting Craig out of that bad mood....
A friend actually gave me the idea for this fic! Also, I wrote this entire thing in 2 days. I've lost count of the amount of hours sitting at my computer. I am very tired.