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The Vagrant and the Fanged by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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“Whatever,” the figure shrugs. “I'm Tommy. This cavern is pretty empty nowadays, so…”
Techno raises both eyebrows as Tommy leans towards him, smiling sheepishly.
“I haven't mastered it yet, but I really want to turn you.”
What. Techno clears his throat. “Into..?
“Into one of us, dummy. Vampires.”
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Kicked-out teenager Techno gets adopted by a family of vampires who reside in a cavern.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #22: 'Cavern of Vampires'
with SBI!Series
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Living as a magical outlaw in a world of corrupt royalty and irritating talking crows can be difficult at times. Phil would have lost his mind years ago if it weren't for his son.
or... outlaw witch philza & his adoptive son technoblade :3
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It's Always Nice To Have Someone To Look Up To (It's Even Better When They Lend A Hand) by RoseGoldOrigins
Fandoms: mcyt, DreamSMP
06 Oct 2024
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Zombie Tommy was infatuated with Technoblade. The human was just so cool... who knew the man would give him his second chance at life?
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---Zombie Tommy gets to be human again.
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- Part 18 of Concept Fics
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the forest holds sharp fangs, and even sharper talons by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2024
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Techno is too far from civilization right now. (What harm will it do to hope?)
A spike similar to a searing knife briefly soaked in magma digs into his skin, scratching on his veins that refuse to pop so easily.
Help!" he tries again. "Over here! Help!"
This time, he hears footsteps, not shuffling of leaves, not sibilating snakes. It was neither hurried nor unconcerned. He prays it's not another, a far different and worse creature. Gods, he does not want to die a lost soul.
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Techno acquires a snake bite whilst lost in the woods. Mysterious birdman Phil helps him.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #19: 'Lost in The Woods'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #5: 'Into The Woods'
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Technoblade Stories I Might Make Fanfics Based Out Of by BurningHumanFlesh
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP, Hypixel Skyblock - Fandom
08 Sep 2024
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Many fanfic ideas I had that I kinda liked for technoblade
But not enough to straight up make them a ficI will describe the plot to every oneshot at the summary, don't read it if you don't want spoilers, I guess.
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always a-knocking (always, i love you) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Chicken_Feat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2024
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Tommy would oftentimes bother him with curious questions, or even more curious insights. So Techno just lays in bed every evening, waiting for that knock to come.
“Come in,” he calls with a yawn.
Tommy trots in, shutting the door behind him. “What does the outside look like during the daytime?”
It makes sense that he would ask—Tommy is a vampire, the sunbeams have never once touched his pale skin.
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Four times that Tommy, a vampire went to seek comfort from Techno, a human. This gets very fluffy. You have been warned.
Prompt: vampire au
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- Part 119 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 60 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 75 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 39 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Happy Blood Day to You by clementine_emeralds for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“Stop being so mean!” Tommy wails. “You cannot be mean to me on my birthday.”
Techno scoffs, shaking his head. “You were mean to me on my birthday. You woke me up with an ice bucket! You should be thankful I didn't yeet you out into the sun right after.”
“Thankful?” Tommy’s jaw drops. “You shouldn't have even thought about chucking me under sunlight. That is the worst crime to ever commit against vampires, you sadistic fuck.”
“Hurry and open the gift or I will make you go outside.”
That wouldn’t have been that much of a threat if his brother wasn’t a fucking vampire.
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Tommy is a vampire and it is his birthday! Cue the usual bedrockbros shenanigans, banter, and fluff.
Prompt: Vampire au
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- Part 115 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 56 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 71 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Of All The Things You Could Have Done (Why?) by Witchy_Lee_Hibernates for ozymdis
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Sep 2024
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Techno absolutely refused to pick up the child. He came into the room like Philza had pleaded, he met them, he wanted to go to his room and debate his life… intimately… maybe he would move out, let Kristin deal with her eccentric husband while Techno’s life went back to normal.
But what was normal?
Waking up, going to work at a nine-to-five to just barely make rent of an apartment? Nevermind trying to feed himself? Techno was bulkier, especially in the chest-shoulder’s area from his highschool years. He took in calories like a bodybuilder, though Techno was a measly librarian at an elementary school.
He felt another wave of that buzz again, a glance telling him that Purpled was still trying to get Techno to pick them up. Techno picked up his book instead, one hundred percent intending to ignore Purpled.
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- Part 24 of Fic Fight '24
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Keep You Warm by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for procyonn
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2024
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“You must be so cold,” the blond gives him a look of concern.
And damn right he is.
But he can’t tell Phil that, else he’d look foolish for tagging along. It was his choice after all. If he had known his dozen layers of jackets would be of no help at all, he could've like..brought a lava bucket or something. He will deny all his bad decisions until his last, cloudy breath.
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The fic is literally just Techno feeling tremendously cold. And Phil is there to help.
Prompt: superpowers with consequences
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- Part 62 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 18 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 19 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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“Hey it’s okay. It’s okay. This is my friend, Sam.” The green haired man gave wave. “And this is Technoblade.”
“Howdy….”
“They’re gonna help you get your feet back underneath you. And this little guy is Philza. He’s gonna watch over you.” Philza dipped his head, but the kid didn’t even look his way. Odd. “Don’t you want to introduce yourself?”
There was a softly whispered name. Too soft for Philza’s high ranged hearing to pick up. He cocked his head innocently, looking up at Mister Jack. At his prodding, Philza stepped forward and said softly, “I-I’m sorry but…..I didn’t quite catch that.”
The boy licked his lips before saying, just a little bit louder, “Ranboo. M-my na-name is R-Ranboo.”Series
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Technoblade, a normal college student who definitely has a perfectly LEGAL job, finds some random winged guy in his dorm's living room. This is the first in a long line of inconveniences he's going to be forced to deal with.
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The Pandell family has no secrets.
Philza is not a secret hero named the Angel of Death ("FOR. THE. LAST. TIME! Not a villain name!").
Wilbur is not a secret villain named Ghostbur ("Still a great name, I don't see why you're disappointed...").
Tommy is not a secret vigilante named Theseus ("I do so know the myth! Just...don't ask me to tell it...").
Techno is...well. Techno's actually just Techno.
I repeat: The Pandell family has NO secrets.
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"3 times Technoblade saw someone sneak back into the house and mistook them for God + 1 time Technoblade almost got kidnapped...and mistook his kidnapper for God."
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN FLUFF AND HUMOR.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 6 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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what if we all killed each other and the world exploded by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2024
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“Techno,” Phil says, “There are sixteen ships worth of people here. At least half of them are government shitheads that would love to cause a scene and get us arrested.”
“You know, I really hadn’t noticed,” Techno says, and there’s something tense in the way he’s holding himself, “But now that you brought it up, maybe we should just avoid the drama. Have we considered askin’ them politely? Or going home? I feel like we should maybe just go home. I’m feeling kind of…sick.” Techno badly fakes a cough.
“Oh, that’s really bad,” Ranboo says, not bothering to look the least bit concerned, “Phil, I think he’s going to die and the only cure is leaving.”
“The only cure is leaving this council meeting right this instant,” Techno says dramatically “Oh, god, I think it’s infectious. Phil, look at Ranboo. He’s so pale half of his face is white.”
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Or: Phil learns that humans were...scary space dogs?
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- Part 1 of mcyt
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Teach me how to be human and I'll be just like you want by Makinnit02
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Jul 2024
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Phil is a scientist working for his two sons, being a single father was never easy so he needed the job for the money. Till he decides to bring in another son to his family because the kid was either gonna be murdered or used for experiments. Tommy is a shapeshifter and Wilbur is traumatized because of his past counter with non-human beings but they will work it out somehow.
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“I’m Phil. What’s your name?”
The question is pretty bold, there’s a decent chance this stranger is not actually looking for small talk. But Phil would rather risk his shot than feel like he missed his chance forever. The man wraps his fingers around the glass and takes a sip. The tomato juice stains the corner of his mouth and Phil almost automatically reaches out to wipe it away.
“Techno,” the man says.
“Stage name?”
Techno shakes his head. He finally looks at Phil again, properly looks. “You’re a vampire.”
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When a God decides to mess with your life at a young age, sometime you end up running an entire country.
Or maybe that's just a Blood God thing, Technoblade is unsure.Then he found out his mother is LITTERLY the Goddess of Death. So maybe don't listen to him.
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Tommy is an Angel. He’s been the lesser known son of Philza and Kristin for his whole life, living in the shadow of Wilbur. But all of that changes when two new deities appear. What are they hiding?
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No Power by Troublesome_0
Fandoms: Alternate Universe - Fandom, Based off the characters in the DreamSMP
20 Jun 2024
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The inspiration to this fanfic is based off the song:
“No Power” by Absofacto (the slowed down + reverb version)
Hello there. *folds hands together* If you've been here for a long time you know I changed this summary :) And I only changed it because it was kinda cringe. But if your new? You didn't see anything. Please continue.
This is a fic I started almost 2 years ago now (WOOOOW that's crazy to think about.) And during that time we suffered the loss of a legend and some terrible developments with people. SO this fic is in the name of remembrance for Technoblade and preserving the past.
If you like it drop a kudos maybe a comment here and there. It's incredibly motivating. :)
SO! Without further adieu I grant you, 'No Power.' (heheh You no longer get a taste of what my writing looks like in this box huhuhuhuu)
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The downside of being in love with a selkie is that they need to spend considerable time living in the ocean to not get sick. The upside is that when they do return to land, they're horny as hell and ready to make up for being away a while.
OR: Techno welcomes his selkie husband Phil home.
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Empress Technology Bladis's guide on how to Male-Wife, Girlboss your way into ruling the world with your Immortal Vampiric Husband.
Also read as,
When Techno finds out he is the soulmate of the oldest living elder vampire, and now has to keep said vampire from taking over the world. He decides to not waste the opportunity to change some of the worlds rules. Or else, HE will take over the world.
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- Part 5 of ZomPig Main List
- Part 1 of Techza Royalty Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Coffin Series