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Su Zhe, professional wingman and longsufferer by tiredmusings
Fandoms: 暗河传 | Blood River (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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"No, the previous Patriarchs all had a sort of gravitas to them that commanded respect, but why is it that you don't act like one at all?" Su Zhe demanded, gesturing at Changhe with his pipe.
"You're the Patriarch of Dark River, and yet you run around like a henpecked husband all day, who's going to take us seriously now?"
Su Zhe, and watching two idiots figure out the what love meant to them.
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Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
Fandoms: Garry's Mod, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Limbus Company (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls, Helluva Boss (Web Series), 少女前线 | Girls' Frontline (Video Game), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo, South Park, Dangan Ronpa Series, 战双帕弥什 | Punishing: Gray Raven, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), Snowbreak: Containment Zone (Video Game), BioShock Infinite, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), Team Fortress 2
28 Nov 2025
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense. -
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Kenny loses his phone and gets attacked by a seagull but at least he gets a date with a nice guy... right
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Welcome to.... ( A P1Harmony Chatfic ) | SLOW UPDATES by quercustree
Fandoms: P1Harmony (Band)
27 Nov 2025
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I Absolutely Do Not, Under No Circumstances, Want to Get Married, But You’re Stubborn Enough to Keep Trying Anyway, and That's Somehow Making Me Consider It by Masked Deuce (MaskedDose)
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
28 Nov 2025
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“It’s good to see you again, Mithrun. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?”
“Kabru,” Mithrun greeted in his typical empty tone. He nodded over his shoulder to one of the elves who raced over and handed him a small brown box. Mithrun flicked it open without fanfare. “Will you accept my proposal for marriage?”
... What?
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AU Universe—Starts at Shippuden Naruto Uzumaki returns from training, suffering from a strange series of dreams. These dreams are tied to Naruto Uzumaki's unique fate. He soon realizes it has something to do with the weird things he has seen recently. How will our favorite blonde react when his path toward Hokage is impeded by being an Unwilling Medium to the dead?
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Venom Torture Club by Sc3n3T00Dl3s
Fandoms: The Aristocats (1970), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Object Fool (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), The Lion Guard (Cartoon), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), Encanto (2021), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dandy's World (Roblox), Dangan Ronpa Series, Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Multi-Fandom, Geronimo Stilton - Geronimo Stilton, Thea Stilton Series - Geronimo Stilton, Cookie Run (Video Game), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), My Singing Monsters, Kindergarten (Video Games 2017 2019), PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Regretevator (Roblox), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Poppy Playtime (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Splatoon (Video Games), OMORI (Video Game), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Nov 2025
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16 toons, were trapped in a huge club where the hosts who were once allies, now sinister rave djs as they forced our contestants to take part in multiple torture games in a show inspired by both the multifandom fanganronpas, Total drama and many more inspirations of this fanfic. Who will live? Who will die? And how will they get out of this mess?!
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soft tail and floppy ears by LavanderMix
Fandoms: A Goofy Movie (Movies), Animaniacs, Disney's House of Mouse (Cartoon)
28 Nov 2025
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After Yakko helps Max prepare for the mouse house show, they sit down to talk before opening time. Alone together, Yakko takes the opportunity to ask a question that has been consuming him for some time.
Max, somewhat hesitant, agrees, and a beautiful moment ensues between the couple, but one that later leads to a bigger problem.or,
Yakko spoils Max until he becomes useless at work, and Yakko has no choice but to cover for him.- Language:
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An Actually Dead Serious Fanfic About Baxter and Wolfie by CondescendingWriter
Fandoms: University Mascots, Stony Brook University, Binghamton University, Mascots - Fandom
27 Nov 2025
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Wolfie is a university Mascot, Stony Brook's university Mascot, and relatively well-known throughout the SUNY school system. But his popularity comes with a cost and it's swallowing him whole. His entire world is a blur of red and black haze. His nights are smoked away as he dreams his futile dreams of a life away from this Hell he was born to serve.
One day, as he goes about his routine, an encounter with another Mascot leads to more than he bargained for. Then suddenly he's seeing more than just the life he's forced to live. But just as suddenly it begins to spiral out of his control. Soon he is forced to confront the cage he languished in for so long, and face the decision of whether or not he can free himself. Or if someone else can free him.
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He was a boy, it was a thing, can I make it any more obvious? He was always damp, it wanted to start the rapture, what more can I say?
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It wasn’t the weirdest day Bob had had. Okay, so it definitely wasn’t normal, but neither was the time Felix had tied him and Mr Fischoeder up and left them to die. Neither was the time where they had all nearly been killed by a giant animatronic shark. Or the time he’d been kidnapped and held hostage on a cruise ship. Or the time they’d stolen some guy’s mannequin wife from a sex shop. Or the time -
Point was, zombies weren’t really out of the question, as far as Bob was concerned. Mustard-hating zombies were certainly more unusual than what he’d heard of before, but not the most unusual. All in all, it wasn’t a terrible day for Bob.
Of course, they were stuck at Wagstaff with Mr Frond and Tammy, and there was an active zombie apocalypse, but Bob was sure that the situation could be worse.
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Inspired by S14E09 "Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse".
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Shotgun Wedding by snottysocks
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
28 Nov 2025
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Shotgun Wedding
Noun. Informal.
An enforced or hurried wedding, especially because the bride is pregnant.
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Regulus notices something is off in the suitcase, and it somehow always leads back to Vertin and Sonetto causing trouble for everyone else.
Based of the tiktok trend of CEO x Y/N from the POV of an outsider.
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what a fire heralds (and what it leaves behind) by spyspyspyder
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
27 Nov 2025
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When she told the real estate agent she was interested in the Eremity house, the lady had laughed. Then she'd seen the look on Pearl's face, and had quickly changed her tune to something more relieved.
Which could be nothing but a good sign, she's sure.aka: after The Incident, Pearl transplants herself to a small town full of friendly, if not particularly weird, people who struggle with fire safety on a good day and general safety on a bad one. And as she settles in, she realises that their propensity for danger might not be entirely their fault - Eremity is a strange place, with stranger things afoot.
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He clicked his tongue in annoyance, standing up from the couch as he tugged down his dress, making sure his appearance was ready before he began to shoot a video as he walked outside to his garage. “ “Your man buys and builds your cars.” Well first off mothafucka, that fat bastard couldn’t tell you what a horse’s ass was if it was in his face,” Angel spat, holding up the middle finger in annoyance, glaring down at the screen as he began to record his video. The nerve of some people. “2nd, I ain’t no Mario an’ Luigi, ok, I’m a mechanic, t’is what I do toots,” He added, holding up a second French manicure nail to emphasize his point. “Third of all, I hear that fat bastard coming in right now, I’ll show ya ass somethin’.”
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A very short Drabble of Car Enthusiast, Influencer Angel Dust
(working title, subject to change)- Language:
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Collei, prospering under Tighnari's care, is finally starting to heal and experience puberty. She also finds a sparkling thread on her finger, destined to lead her to her best friend for life!
But alas, it isn't what Collei had thought. She doesn't know if she's going to get used to this "Prinzessin de Verertilung" anytime soon. Maybe fate made a mistake?
Platonic soulmates AU. Crack treated seriously. Four full story arcs completed as of June 2024!
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- Part 1 of Rando's Collei fics
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Ravi: i feel like buck would suck at golf
Buck: hey now ☹️
Ravi: am i wrong tho?
Eddie: You are right, I’m afraid
Eddie: (speaking from experience)
Buck: 😔😟
Chimney: Buck is #catchingstrays
Maddie: its deserved, please continue
Buck: 😦😦😦
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r/demigodanonymous by leovaldez for EleenaDume
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Nov 2025
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r/relationship_advice - Posted by u/islandwiitch
My boyfriend thinks his best friend is hotter than me
My boyfriend Leo (18M) and I (19F) have been going out since he was 16. We have been through a lot, and we argue often, but there is still a friendship evident. Yet recently, we were hanging out with his friends, and he was asked to kiss the hottest person in the room. He is the hottest person technically, but to my understanding, they mean sexy or attractive. Of course, as his girlfriend, we all thought he would kiss me. But instead, he kissed his best friend (18M)?
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- Part 4 of calypso + leo's annulled marriage
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Am I The Asshole? (YES) by Saltiest_of_crackers for KitCat_2DB
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
28 Nov 2025
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Am I (18M) the asshole for making out with my best friend (18M)’s girlfriend (18F) at his dad(previously 48M)’s funeral?
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Or, Peter Parker posts on r/AITA after the events of the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Movie
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RIN ITOSHI AND NIJIRO NANASE IN - A Candy Land Conundrum! by EmotionallyGluedZombie
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
28 Nov 2025
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Rin wishes to express his feelings for Nanase, unfortunately, life has other plans and they have to go to Candy Land. Chaos Ensues. Rin needs a break.
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