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In the original universe, Uzi ventured outside the doors and encountered N. In an unexpected turn, she used her railgun to blow off his head. Mistaking Uzi for a disassembly drone, N revealed details about the disassembly drone squad, which soon returned. Uzi managed to escape while N began to recover his lost memories—and the rest is history.
In other universes, a similar sequence of events unfolds, but instead of N, it's V or even J who faces off against Uzi. However, this universe tells a different story.
One year ago, Uzi Doorman secretly struck a deal with the disassembly drones. She offered them food and assistance in repairing their broken ship so they could leave Copper-9. But a year later, the situation has evolved. What began as a clandestine agreement has now blossomed into genuine friendship—a stark contrast to the tense negotiations of the past. Yet, their alliance remains a well-kept secret, one that the inhabitants of Copper-9 remain completely unaware of. -
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N doesn’t have too much to complain about. He’s a single male Sex Drone assigned to his squad of two female Sex Drones, and they do their job well - ridding the planet of the Worker Drones while fucking like animals to keep their CPU from failing.
But N is lonely. Deep secrets are being hidden by J and V, and he’s never felt a true connection with either of them. Left alone on the planet, he’s not ready for one Worker Drone to shake his whole life and make him feel a connection besides sexual for the first time.
Uzi goes against her father’s guidance, tearing down doors and opening up N’s faith.
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Heavily smut focused with NUzi as the main ship. N will likely end up with every female character at some point. Plot with porn, and a conclusion in mind. -
It Was All Yellow... (CYNORI: Phase One) by Doodle_Dood02
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
27 Aug 2025
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What If:
While Nori was being possessed by the solver, something else happened? What if Cyn (who is not the same entity as the solver) had communicated with Nori through the void of eternal darkness while she was being possessed? What if these two women, somehow, someway, merged into one? (Basically, what if Cyn was Uzi's mom lol)
What If:
Yeva was a simp (lmao), and Mitchell WAS actually Doll's father? And Thad was her twin brother? Solver Doll/Thad duo?
Khan did something far worse than in canon?
And if Uzi had yellow eyes and sliver hair just like her mother, as well as those murder drones... and despite all Uzi's time and effort to try to prove she wasn't a bootleg killer robot, wanting to save everyone in the bunker who hated her... ended up becoming one out of spite?
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All of these questions, and more will be answered!
This is my first ever fanfic, and I hope you all enjoy the overarching story of 'CYNORI!'There will be three phases in total, split into five acts (and a fourth phase with a ton of one-shots eventually), IWAY is only the first!
Future phases will have their own pages!I also made tons of art for this, featured in every chapter!
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- Part 1 of CYNORI
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Uzi decides to finally tell her parents about N and V. The problem is, this also involves coming out to them. It can't go too bad, right?
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N is just trying his best. He has a complicated relationship with J and V, but he doesn't want to be a nuisance. Uzi is on a quest to finish building her sick as hell railgun, but is rudely interrupted by a murder drone attack. This fic explores: "what if Uzi meets N earlier than canon under different situations, and she accidently activates the Absolute Solver?"
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What happens when an abused golden retriever kidnaps an immortal toaster.
Or N steals an Immortal worker drone, cause he likes them and stuff.Mostly follows the canon story.
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Like what the title says I just post random MD related things here.
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'Uzi keeps on playing with her food, she doesn't understand what big girls do.' by ThatDumbBlonde
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
27 Dec 2024
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One night I thought " Making a rewrite of Murder Drones sounds fun! " then I remembered to re-write something you need to write
anyways!!
Re-write of Murder Drones through the lenses of Uzi and N at different times and stuff and sometimes at the same time.. idk ask future or past me.- Language:
- English
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- 1/?
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Sickfics are the only thing that keeps me emotionally stable and there are like none and I demand coping so I made my own, started, had a breakdown, bonappetite
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Uzi's antivirus hasn't been updated like... ever, unfortunately this comes back to bite her, good thing Noris there.
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- Part 2 of Us(we) timeline
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post episode 8, Uzis sharing a body with the solver now, not that anybody knows that, how could she even tell them anyway-
things don't go well.
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Nobody knows whats going on with Uzi since the Finale, Khan and Nori try to figure out how to parent, V and Lizzie might be closer than they think, and Uzi needs to reach out for help before its too late...
(updates every Wednesday)
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- Part 1 of Us(we) timeline
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Uzi Doorman has lived a life of constant isolation, sealed away from those around her. She’s an outcast in her school, abandoned by her father, and her mother has long left her behind.
N blames himself for the fracturing of his family. Now, though surrounded by people, his connections feel shallow and insignificant. Every day is a slow torment and reminder of his failure to hold his household together.
As their lives continue to crumble, can they find solace in each other? Haunted by the ghosts of the past, the two come together for one last attempt to find love and live in a world of hatred.
“I love you,” Uzi whispered to N, legs intertwined with his as their foreheads joined together.“I love you more than myself.”
N cracked a small smile, pressing his scarred arm to Uzi’s. “Me, too.”Series
- Part 4 of Angsty NUzi fics
- Part 2 of NUzi fluff
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Redemption, Revenge, & Secrecy by Cory_Ross_Gave_Up (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Lackadaisy (Webcomic), Murder Drones (Web Series), Invader Zim
29 Aug 2024
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Three characters, three different tales.
Sedgewick Sables. Formerly known as Jonathan Wickle, he is a self-made millionaire seeking redemption for his criminal past with a new name. But his past soon comes calling when keeper of the law, Mordecai Heller, is on his trail.
V. A free drone who was sent to prison for ten years, lost her way home for five years, is seeking revenge against the man who took her fiance away from her. With the help of J, nothing will stand between her and her vengeance.
Dib. Ex-con, now the owner of a flower shop. Dib plants a seed he found back before he was free from prison, growing a sentient alien plant over night. He now must feed it.
Wick's story is based on Les Misérables. V's story is based on Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Dib's story is based on Little Shop of Horrors.
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"I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come and see!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest."
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Have You Tried Unplugging It And Plugging It Back In? by Solgaletta
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
02 Aug 2024
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It was one night that Uzi and N had gone the farthest they ever had. It was one night that they engaged in each other, connected to each other via their very own robotic organs. It was one night where a very vital flaw came in the form of the couple not bothering to turn off fertility protocols, thinking that because they were so different, they couldn't possibly make anything.
It was only a couple of months later that they'd be proven very wrong.
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- Part 3 of MD Smutfics (stories and oneshots)
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"You're Telling Me a Murderer Made Those Biscuits?" by Vs_Glasses
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
07 Jul 2024
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“Yo- you sure we should do this? We can get in a whole lot of trouble if they figure out it was us…”
“Pshhh, it's fine dude. If you want out, be my guest, but I'm doing this. It'd be funny as hell!”
“Yeah- ok fine.”
“That's the spirit! Go look out for Thad and Lizzy, I got the gasoline..”
“Alright Chad..”
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Uzi has lived in the same gated community her whole life, the people of her town small in numbers yet their judgements were in high contrast. Nothing happened in Coppersfield and when it did, it was the most mundane of reasoning, but that all changes when the JC Jenson construction company appears and suddenly disappears within the town after a fire and some “animal” attacks.
Reports of strange creatures roaming the streets at night and shrieks coming from the half built condos JC Jenson left behind begin to stir the towns sleepy nature into that of paranoia.
Plagued with strange dreams, questions beyond the imagination and the missing pieces of her mothers past, Uzi Doorman has deemed it her mission to solve whatever supernatural mysteries her small town has held from her. Although determined and eager, the young women may have bitten off more then she could chew once she sees how dark things truly are…
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Uzi Doorman gets in a fight with her father over seeing N and V, and she leaves without a trace; leaving the Disassembly Drones to find her.
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Z And S- A Tale Of Two Drones And Their Many Murder Fueled Adventures by not_soclean, ZariahTheWitch
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
03 May 2024
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I'm just introducing my oc and writing her backstory and her bestie's backstory with one of my online therapists. Zariah's is damn awesome. Nyehehehe
-not_soclean
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n was no stanger to death. it was his job after all.
but after watching a drone walking towards a defenceless pod, after killing one of its own, he knows he has to do something.
or, n steals baby uzi after watching khan kill her mother, and deals with the consequences.
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Uzi is just trying to live a semi-normal life, well I mean other than the killings, but hey work's work. At least until she met the human embodiment of a golden retriever who is weirdly good at fucking up her jobs.