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Just a Spoonful by TheSleepiestDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Dec 2020
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A new food arrives in Kaer Morhen, and the Wolves have an interesting response.
(It's peanut butter)
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changing things (Clovis in the Accidental Warlord AU) by Arzani
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
22 Oct 2021
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Witcher One Shots by Eravalefantasy
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Dec 2016
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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i was burning up a fever (i didn't care much how long i lived) by petersnotkingyet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 May 2020
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Jaskier has the flu. Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert think he's dying.
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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Three Bells, Each With a Separate Sound by inexplicifics for Heronfem
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2021
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In a dank cave in the Blue Mountains, a stripling just barely past the cusp of manhood looks up at a cyclops looming over him and raises his arm in a futile effort to ward off the massive hand as it swings towards him.
On the banks of a river, hundreds of miles and precisely five decades later, to the day and the hour and the ticking second, a man raises his hand to deflect the arrow hissing towards him and knows he’s going to be too slow.
Both of them have the exact same thought as their deaths approach:
Lambert is never going to forgive me.
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- Part 1 of Three Bells
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Bubble-verse by Sherlockian_nonsequitur
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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G/C E The Witcher
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Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t.
This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests.
Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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fem-jaskier??? sign me uppp
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Wild hearts: Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t. This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests. Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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Little Bloody Escape Artists by bi_aragorn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf (2021)
02 Feb 2022
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Why won't these children just go to bed? Vesemir only has two hands, how is he supposed to deal with this?
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Perhaps it shouldn’t come as such a surprise, Milena and Zia’s friendship, given that Milena is so madly in love with Lambert. But surely one prickly, foul-tongued person is quite enough. Two is just - well, it’s a bit ridiculous, to be honest. Milena thinks it’s because Zia reminds her of Lambert - or, at least, makes her wonder if this is how Lambert was, back when he was not yet Grassed and his hurt was still too close to the surface to hide fully.
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For Every Action (There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction) by MsThunderFrost
Fandom: The Witcher (TV)
27 May 2022
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Maybe it'll be updated one day?
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Cages by MadameMeduse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
09 Jan 2022
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Jaskier had always assumed that all Wolf Witchers were a bit like Geralt. Strong, brooding, attractive. But the bard had always been a man with a taste for variety. And some dark secrets of his own.
Enter Lambert.
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Historia de Lambert que encuentro, historia de la que me enamoro
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ch 4
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Songs of War by StarsAreMassive
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
30 May 2024
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NOW COMPLETE.
Life after Oxenfurt wasn't what Jaskier thought it would be. Dull and uninspired, what is a bard to do? Other than drag a half dead witcher back to his room, thus setting off a chain of events that start a war and and pave the way for a new Warlord in the North.
Meanwhile, witchers all over the Continent are pushed to breaking point. Geralt wants to know who this fucking bard is who keeps singing about him. And Letho establishes a venomous hatred for lutes.
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The Order of Witchers by Depressed_Hiker
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 May 2025
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When the witchers of the school of the Wolf are faced with impending doom, they must choose whether to recreate the Order of Witchers, and work together with whatever remains of the previous version of the Order plus many others, including a few sorceresses, several humans and non-humans, random creatures and an over-eager bard.
This fic is very plot heavy, with a side of romance to soothe my heart in those trying times. There will be logistical nightmares, political considerations, philosophical questions about why witchers should exist and how they should be, fist fights, random baths, fun and less fun moments.
Rating is for canon-typical violence and sex work, but there won't be any overly graphic descriptions.
I'll try to update weekly/bi-weekly but will make no promises.
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The Witchers start rebuilding the Order.
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See, Nilfgaard has a problem: How much territory it can eat up in the North depends on the Warlord refraining from throwing his whole weight into the defence of every single gods-bedamned city all the way up to Cintra, and unfortunately, the only way to get him to listen to Emhyr var Emreis, the White Flame himself who will not be denied victory, is by coercion.
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Wolfblood by inexplicifics
Fandom: Original Work, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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Medieval fantasy AU M'Laiden romance novel. Milena is sent off to Kaer Morhen to marry one of the barbarians there and seal a treaty. Lambert doesn't want a wife at all. They make it work.
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And I Find You All Unwoven by Wildpoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Mar 2025
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“Which one? I’ve already met my soulmates, which one are you claiming to have?”
“Not one you’ve met,” the other one said. “Some kid bard. Got the same mark though: three wolves and a cat in a field of flowers.”
He wasn’t lying.Or: Jaskier's soulmark causes him quite a bit of trouble before he even meets his soulmates. And poor Eskel is just trying to get through the year, without having to worry about a soulmate he didn't know he had, and the bandits that captured him.
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Ch 8
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Witcher Gonna Do by Featherwing
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
19 Apr 2025
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Obito stood over him, silent, his lone red eye burning with an intensity that Kakashi couldn’t quite read. The ground beneath Obito’s feet was cracked from the force of the battle they had just fought, but the world around them remained eerily still. Kakashi could barely lift his head, but he could see enough to know this was it.
(It should have been)
Kakashi tried to lift his head, the question on his lips barely audible. “Obito—”
But Obito’s eye had already started glowing, the familiar, spiraling pattern of his power activating. The air around them rippled, space warping and twisting. Kakashi could feel the pull of the technique, but it felt different this time, deeper, more forceful. His heart pounded in his chest.
(Obito should have killed him)
The world around him tore open, the swirling void enveloping him completely. He was falling—through time, through space—ripped away from the battlefield, away from the destruction about to unfold.
(He didn't)
Alternately: Kakashi ends up stuck in the Witcher world and misunderstandings are created.
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Chapter 7
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Ch 7
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