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    Jingyi : [What did you do with Hanguang-jun? :D]

    Sizhui scribbled a reply just beneath the question:

    S: [We looked at Baba’s old assignments.]

    He slid the note back like a seasoned criminal. Next to them, Jin Ling leaned in slightly, eyes narrowing. The paper returned.

    JY: [This is big news. Drawing of a bunny throwing confetti ]

    S: [I was surprised too. It didn’t seem like an emergency.]

    JY: [Emergency is to befriend crush’s son, silly.]

    Sizhui clamped a hand over his mouth to hide the laugh bubbling out. Beside him, Jin Ling’s eyes narrowed further. Then, with one decisive motion, he snatched the note. Jin Ling opened the note. His expression morphed instantly—eyebrows raised, a dangerous smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.

    Within seconds, Sizhui was hit with two crumpled paper slips.

    JY: [Does your cousin know?!]
    JL: [Does that idiot know?!]

    Or: The junior trio take matters into their own hands, getting the obliviously-in-love Yiling Laozu and Hanguang-jun together. Set post-Sunshot Campaign, with canon tragedies tossed out the window in favour of weddings, chaos, and found family.

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are out shopping for new curtains in preparation of the coming child! The curtains get purchased! ...and then are dumped in a corner in favor of sex.

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    a bedtime (⸝⸝ᴗ_ᴗ⸝⸝) z z 𐰁 stories podfic with Special Guest Star XxMiserySmilesxX

    author's summary:

    “What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

    Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

    and

    Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

    “What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

    “Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

    and

    Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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    9/9
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    Esteemed heirs of the Lan Clan don’t associate with foxes and all their wily ways. Luckily, foxes are a rare, dying breed. As such, Lan Wangji has never had the misfortune of meeting one.

    So naturally, when hushed murmurs of an invasion whisper into his keen ears, he listens intently.

    There is a fox in the Cloud Recesses. 

    Or, Lan Wangji, a proud dragon and second master of the Lan Clan, hates foxes more than anything. That is, until he actually meets one for the first time and realizes he's the cutest thing in the world.

    And now, Lan Wangji faces a massive problem—how exactly does a dragon court a fox?

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    Возвращение Лань Ванцзи с работы проходит не так, как ожидалось. Он совсем не разочарован.

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    Lan Wangji hasn't seen Wei Wuxian since their last year of high school. Now ten years later, as he's flipping through a business magazine, he spies his homeroom angel on the pages in between. Determined, Lan Wangji sets out to Yiling to establish a partnership between their respective organizations and perhaps even themselves.

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    Lan Wangji couldn't remember the last time he heard the words "my lord" come out of Wei Ying's mouth in earnest rather than in jest or mockery. He was rather resigned to the fact that he was saddled with a gentleman's valet who took no orders. Though the only order Wangji wanted to give to Wei Yang was, "Lick me."

    Georgian Era mini mystery. It's like Jeeves and Wooster except they're both brilliant and they get together in the end.

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    In a world where the supernatural and humans coexist, the elusive Gusu Recesses school for Mythids opens its doors for people of all species.
    The Jiang children - and their foster borther, Wei Ying - are amongst the influx of new students.

    Chaos and Fluff ensues as the austere vampire Lan Zhan becomes Wei Ying's newest source of mischief.

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    "What are you doing here?" Nie Huaisang asked, seeing Lan Zhan sitting in the stands, near Huaisang's place.

    How many chances were there for that to happen?

    Lan Zhan replied, "I'm here for the game."

    "Do you like football?"

    "En."

    He had to admit, Lan Zhan was getting better at lying.

    But thanks to their brothers' special relationship, Nie Huaisang knew better: Lan Zhan would have died rather than be found in a crowded and noisy place.

    If he was there, there could be only one reason.

    "Wei Ying is one of the regular players, isn't he?"

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    When Wei Wuxian went to Cloud Recesses to study he expected to attend lessons, play around and perhaps even find someone worthy to spar with; he did not expect to find himself engaged to one of the most eligible young masters of their generation.

    When Lan Wangji first saw Wei Wuxian he was immediately drawn towards him. He tried to understand the myriad of things he was feeling and sought out his brother for advice. From then on he decided to pursue Wei Wuxian.

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    Long neck, long legs, long waist. From the first glance of those dark eyes, Lan Zhan wanted to fold him in half.

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    Teenage Lan Wangji keeps a journal to help him organize his thoughts.

    Then Wei Ying shows up, and throws his carefully-ordered world into chaos. He has no idea what's happening; what is wrong with him; Wei Ying must be doing something to cause this - clearly, it's all his fault! Wangji's body just keeps doing strange things without his permission and it's all very confusing and upsetting.

    With a little help, he eventually figures things out. But next thing he knows; before he even notices what he's been doing, he realizes all of his journal entries have started turning into porn. It's all very disturbing; especially because it just keeps happening.

    Eventually he gives in and starts keeping a record of every smutty thought he has; every last filthy detail about what he wishes he could do to Wei Ying. (He's the only one that will ever read it, so it's fine. It'll just be his dirty little secret.)

    Except that Wei Ying wants to know everything about Lan Zhan; in the course of his snooping, he just might end up learning more than he bargained for!

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    "They made eye contact on the edge of the drop-off, and Lan Wangji scowled at Wei Wuxian's excited expression, visible even through his terrible, obnoxiously bright red mask. And then he signalled to start the dive and plunged down, Wei Wuxian right behind him."

     

    Lan Wangji lives and breathes cave diving. If he has to occasionally work with the most aggravating diver he knows, that is the price he will reluctantly pay. And if he finds himself slowly uncovering sides to Wei Wuxian that he would never have expected…

    Well, Lan Wangji is used to discovering new things; about the world, and about himself.

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    “What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

    Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

    and

    Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

    “What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

    “Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

    and

    Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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    Lan Wangji takes up on her Uncle's offer to go on a vacation. She decided to relax and she put her phone in an airplane mode.
    But could she really relax if a certain someone is apparently having a shoot at the same place she's in, with his sexy abs on display?

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    Lan Zhan nearly choked on his saliva when he saw Wei Ying arrive.
    Jiang Cheng was behind him, the same clothing, but he paid no attention to him.
    How could he look at the silver when the gold was coming towards him? "What is that?" he asked in horror.
    "This? It's a miniskirt! " the other replied nonchalantly, pirouetting on himself, and oh my god, those legs should be illegal!
    "Do you like it?" he asked him.
    “You can't wear it. The regulation forbids it, ”Lan Zhan said in a cold sweat. He liked it too much, and he felt his hands itch from the strong desire to touch and lift it up to feel ... No, he didn't have to think about it.

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    Wei Ying smiled at her mischievously, "You know, I missed you a lot."
    "I had to study a lot during this semester."

    "But now the semester is over. And I'm so hot. Do you want to waste time cleaning?"

    Lan Zhan's throat felt dry. She stared at Wei Ying with longing, blood flowing in all the right places.

    Jiang Cheng will come in ten minutes, said the last bit of rationality left reminded her.

    Who cares, the libido retorted. The frustration of months was felt and exploded in front of that living provocation of Wei Ying.

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    1/1
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    6
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    84
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    8
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    970
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    Lan WangJi's commute does not go as expected. He is anything but disappointed.

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    That smile is going to be the death of him.

    A meet-cute at the scene of a double homicide. What are some rotting corpses in the face of true love?

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    1/1
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    Lan Wangji can fuck his boyfriend against a door, as a treat.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    663
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    115
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    7,879

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