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While trying to fix a power outage, Rimmer mixes up the switches on a console and accidentally locks them in a simulation suite. Not just any simulation suite though... its couple's therapy. They must complete all 10 modules to be let out, getting spicier and more intimate as they progress. The only problem is, they're not a couple... yet.
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The one and only Ace is back. But this time, Rimmer has a plan.
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I first did this rewrite back in 2016, and I have only just totally redone this.
I love this Episode so I decided to rewrite the Episode with my OC in the storyline.
**Spoilers If no one has seen the Episode **
I will be updating new Chapter every 2 days
The crew encounters the terminally ill hologram Ace Rimmer, who asks Rimmer to take his place as the universe's heroic guardian. Rimmer undergoes training to become the new Ace, and after Ace's hologram fades away, Rimmer's death is faked by Lister so he can take on the new role without the others knowing especially Luna.
Hope you enjoy. Feel free to comment.
Yet again no Nasty, no cheeky or bitchy comments, only nice and positive
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Ace jumps to a new dimension and finds a decaying version of Red Dwarf, along with the most depraved version of Spanners he's ever met. It's just bad luck for Ace that he's got a device that can control Ace's body.
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- Part 24 of Goblin's Scalding Hot Bingo Fics
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On the surface, Rimmer masks his self-loathing with pomp, protocol, and petty superiority. But beneath the bravado, he can’t stand himself. So when he meets a woman who seems to hate everyone, he’s baffled to discover that, once they get to know each other, she hates him the least.
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Kochanski is on Starbug, after getting seperated from her Dave in the linkway. Although, instead of Lister pursuing her, he's yearning for someone he should've never let go of.
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- Part 2 of The Space Inbetween
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What if....he was... (One shot smegg idea)
I really should have been sleeping at this point, 😴 but if someone wants to have a go
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Poise. Elegance. Sophistication. Flair. A certain additional je-ne-sais-quoi that marries all the other four with a handful of glitter—these are the things that make a man. No, not a man, nor a God… a male figure skater. For Arnold Rimmer, these are a given.
One day, he is going to be a star.
One day, sooner than anyone would—
That’s when Lister hits him with the Zamboni.
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- Part 1 of Learning To Lose
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Rimmer tries to do something brave, which goes catastrophically wrong.
Can the crew come to his rescue in time?
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- Part 7 of Strength and Salvation
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Even with all of their bickering, the back-and-forth tormenting, they were ‘mates’, as Lister said. Yet, it was so much more than that and they dared not speak it. For better or worse, they were bound.
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Rimmer discovers a certain someone is invited to the wedding and he and Lister argue.
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- Part 4 of Moonlight Marriage
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“Menopausal medications s’pposed to have estrogen.” The words are hushed as he looks through the warnings.
Lots and lots of warnings.
Ah well.
You only live once.
transfember - butterflies
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- Part 7 of transfember 2025
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“Why’dya always call me fat?”
“What?” Rimmer asked, looking up from where he was hunched over the table of the bunkroom, papers with astronavigation nonsense scattered about him. Lister met his gaze from where he was sprawled on the top bunk.
“I said why’dya always call me fat?” Lister repeated, rolling onto his side and propping himself up on an elbow.
“I do not,” Rimmer sniffed indignantly, turning back to his papers.
“You compared me to a hippo at least twice this week.”
“Yes, well, I can hardly be blamed when I’m forced to witness you trying to shovel as much curry down your gullet in one bite as possible. It’s inhuman.”
“It’s Tuesday.”
Rimmer has been making derogatory comments on Lister's weight for years. Lister finally confronts him as to why.
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A What If? of mine that has run away with itself and is taking up too much space in my phone storage. I am so sorry in advance.
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Dreaming About Your Bunkmate in a Stress-related, Heterosexual Manner by h3rb3rtw3st
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
05 Nov 2025
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Rimmer has a dream about Lister. Unsurprisingly, he is a repressed idiot about it. (Takes place prior to series 1)
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With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll, Narsil
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga), Terminator (Movies), Firefly (TV 2002), Stargate SG-1, Red Dwarf (UK TV), RWBY, SCP Foundation, Sliders (TV), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
03 Nov 2025
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Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
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- Part 67 of Stories by dogbertcarroll
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Dave Lister has an argument with his gran and asks to stay at Arnold Rimmer’s flat for a few days.
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- Part 2 of New beginnings
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"Not much chance of him giving you kittens, anyway." Holly paused. "Gordon Bennet, that was inappropriate. Sorry."
"No offense, mate." Lister leant back thoughtfully. "But he's a cat. He's part of my Plan, but I'm supposed to get married and breed sheep."
"You could marry the Cat and hit two targets at once, and Arnold could be the sheep. Wait, that was inappropriate too, wasn't it?"
"Yeah, maybe. Or maybe smegging genius," Lister said. He was pretty sure he was joking. Pretty sure.
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"You’ll know nothing about the situation you’re arriving in before you get there.”
Ace whistled. “So I could drop in on people on the khazi? Or doing the horizontal mambo?”
Ace Rimmer visits various universes using a quantum skipper. Unsurprisingly, he meets a lot of AU Rimmers and Listers.
A companion piece to my previous fic "Skipping".
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Lister talks to Kryten's spare heads about the wedding.
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- Part 3 of Moonlight Marriage