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Everyone always assumes the reason why Blitz went to the foundation where he met Loona was because he was looking for a secretary. That he just happened to come across Loona and took her in.
But what if he wasn't looking for a secretary?
What if he was looking for someone specific? Someone special?Someone named Tilly.
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It's Stolas' first Fertilia and he has one thing on his mind. He wants a mating bite, a permanent claim and proof of how he belongs to Blitzø.
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- Part 6 of a love, a home
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Freshly burned and living on the streets, Blitzø is summoned to the palace by none other than King Paimon himself. His orders? Simple - cheer Prince Stolas up enough that he can fulfill his obligations and produce an heir with his wife, Stella.
Or: an AU where Blitzø and Stolas meet at 18/19 and things sure do happen.
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… Your one vice
Is you're too nice
Come around now, can't you see?
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Newly single (and a single father to boot) Stolas is in dire need of socialization and Vassago thinks he knows EXACTLY the thing that can help unwind the poor, stressed out owl. An up and coming imp band is playing in Pentagram City and Stolas HAD mentioned that one song Vassago was listening to that one time was good. So why not? The boys are going to a rock show!Series
- Part 1 of Rockstar Blitzø AU
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After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.
Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.
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A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)
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First in the Free Me series.
"What?" Blitz snarled out, janking the door open. Never had he wanted to apologize faster than this very moment. "Uuhh. Stols?" He called out.
"Yes, darling?"
"You remember what that macaw from the trial was called? Vaseline or something like that?" Blitz looked back up to the lanky figure.
"Are you talking about Vassago? The one with the yellow glasses?"
"Is he cool? I remember that he asked about you at the time."
"We never really talked all that much, but I remember him fondly. He always asked about my plants. He also gave me some seeds of the more rare plants." He called back from the sofa. "Why are you asking?"
"Because he's at the door."Truth be told, Blitz was actually happy for once.
Stolas on the other hand... Well, he was doing better than yesterday.
Although it was a bump in the road, they still try to make it work. Even if some annoying, beautiful parrot shows up at their front door.
Or when Andrealphus shows up and makes himself known as a massive pain in the ass/dick/cloaca/pussy/whatever.
And why the fuck are Moxxie and Lucifer friends?
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- Part 1 of Free Me
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Blitz needs to get away and relax--have some private time. What better than a trip to earth wearing the sexiest costume he owned? Time for Bathinee to go get wild! But what happens when she finds something quite unexpected?
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It's You That I Lie With As the World Caves In by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Jun 2025
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"Cool," Blitzø breathed. "Cool, cool, cool. So – what the actual hell am I looking at, birdie?"
'You can see that?' The voice – if it could be called a voice at all – sounded amused. 'Prophecies, partly. Things that have come to pass. Things that will never be. I'm afraid you distracted me. I do not normally see so much of you in here.'
OR: Stolas gets caught in a prophecy during one of their full moon escapades, and Blitzø helps him out, only to realize what Stolas really is.
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Helluva Afterlife by Hollianna
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2025
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Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.
(In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)
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Andrealphus wants revenge on Blitz for the fight at the palace, and has a particularly delicious idea on how to keep him from interfering again.
(Stolas reacts very differently than anyone might expect.)
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You Lay Upon My Pillow and You Open Like a Flower by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 May 2025
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Blitzø doesn't realize that he's been unconsciously performing bird courtship rituals. Stolas is too horny to function.
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Blitzø and Verosika may have broken up, but he still had a debt to pay back which meant acting as her bodyguard at all of the events he fucking hated - the latest, and last, being a release party thrown at some fancy ass hotel in Lust. His plan to make it through? Just get unbelievably drunk until this night was just another half-formed miserable memory. But running into one tall, dark, and delicious former popstar turns both of their nights completely on their heads.
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AKA, popstar stolas finds out some things about himself real quick all thanks to blitz's dick
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- Part 1 of the popstar au
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Blitz can't sleep, so he tries to jerk-off to tire himself. Instead, sleeping Stolas drops a blanket on him, ruining his experience. Blitz then takes matter into his own hands.
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Stolas learns from the library that imp's can fuck themselves with their tail, and he wants a demonstration from his boyfriend.
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But, did he think playing such a dangerous game would lead them here? Blitz’s thick, crimson thighs spread wide underneath the library table, one of Stolas’s talons deep in his slit, pumping into him in just the right way to keep his dick in its sheath, teetering him on the edge of seeing stars?
No, not in a million years.
Because it was Stolas. And Stolas was gentle, sweet, and would fall apart into embarrassed owl chicken nuggets if they did anything where they could get caught.
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Triple Hell by NikiSpade, StellarLeonie
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Apr 2025
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I've been thinking for a long time that Stolitz would be able to get their shit together if they were trapped in a box or closte or perhaps I just make everything worse so they put things into perspective. You can cherish each other and be honest and fight for your relationships now....or perhaps you will miss your chance forever.
Then Season 2 ended. And I thought why just them? Perhaps everyone in Helluva Boss needs a little push. Maybe I can give different people a chance to act in an entirely new world. A chance to be someone different when certain things stop mattering we can find new paths, new loves, and new lives.
How would they all talk to each other in a world where they can lose the other in a second and they KNEW that?
( WHOOPS! Forgot to mention everything will be non-canon after Ghostfuckers and especially non-canon for after Hazbin Hotel season 1 )
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Flipping positions just once has... interesting consequences.
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- Part 1 of One Time
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There are 2 kinds of people who perform a demon summoning:
1) The rich.
2) The desperate.
Stolas is both.
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In a bid to alleviate some of his loneliness, Stolas accidentally summons an incubus, and the consequences aren't quite what he imagined.UPDATE - On hiatus, will return when I have time
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Stolas and Blitz try something new.
(I'm being vague because it's piss fic. READ THE TAGS.)
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The I.M.P. crew pull off a successful heist and Stolitz treat themselves to a little reward.
Or: smut inspired by the LVLUP 2025 poster. I know what I am.
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- Part 6 of smut oneshots