8 Works in Uncle Wilbur Soot

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    “That woman may have given birth to you..” his thumb presses further into your mouth and you open it lazily to allow him access, the rough digit against your wet tongue. “But I created you.” his deep brown eyes bore into yours with a promise that he could eat you whole. He lets his thumb drag back out of your mouth and caress your jaw, the spit leaving a trail of cold wet in its wake. He presses a kiss to your forehead before pressing his own against yours. “There's no need to worry about her now. I found you out in the cold. Alone. I brought you here. Made you a home. I picked up all the broken pieces. I put you back together. You're safe here.” You study his features for a moment, his face so close to yours. His dark eyelashes against his pale cheeks, his freckles. The words come out before you can stop them “Like.. frankenstein” he opens his eyes and pulls back, smiling down at you. “We read that book together didn't we?” you nod, a stupid giddy smile creeping across your face. He looked so happy that you made the comparison. Your face goes warm. A lopsided smirk spreads across his face as he brushes a bit of hair away from your eyes. “Are you my little monster then?”

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    “I’ve never had a family before…” he confessed in a hushed whisper.

    He rubbed circles in his back, kissing his head.

    “Now you do treasure, we’ll be your family”

    “For how long?”

    “For how long?” The boy nodded and he hummed for a second before squeezing him gently in his arms “Forever”

    The boy chuffed, pressing himself closer to Techno.

     

    - Villain Dadnoblade (Sequel to 'Better than a Villain; a Father')

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    Technoblade was not good with kids.

    That's the understatement of the year.

    He thought that it was crystal clear for everyone in his social circle that he couldn't handle children.

    Apparently It wasn't.

     

    Or
    Beeduo decides to go on a date and make it Technoblade's problem

    Or
    Uncle Technoblade in action

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    All of my TWB Bingo Fics collected in one place!!

    Not posted as individual stories because they're shorter than usual

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    incomplete draft fic, revision in the hyperlink!

    No Role Models REVISION

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    “Hi gwumps! Hi Uncle Wilby!” Ranboo says, climbing up onto his chair at the table. Wilbur, who is sitting directly across the table from the boy, echoes a hello, reaching one long, lanky arm across the table to ruffle the monochrome hair. Ranboo makes a face, pulling a teasing smirk from the brunette and a quiet snort from Techno.
    “So what did you do today Ranboo?” Phil asks, turning to look at his grandson.
    “I sawed big yewow flowers and Uncle Tommy tolded me they called… um… oh! Sunflowers! Isn’t that a cool name? They wook wike the sun too! And he tolded me that flowers mean things! But I don’t wemember what he said sunflowers meaned. He showed me wots of flowers. And then-”
    Three loud, sharp knocks interrupt the child’s rant.

    OR Ranboo is Techno’s son, and Tommy, Wilbur, and Phil are all there too. The whole family is back together! (Plus a guest appearance that I totally didn’t plan on but I think turned out pretty good)

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    It's Michael_Beloved's birthday and he doesn't have his toys or his bed or his chicken. He's living in Papa's secret house, but Papa is never home and Dad doesn't want to talk about that. He has so many questions and no one wants to give him answers. Maybe today he can finally get some... or at the very least cake and a ride on Steve.
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    A short one-shot to celebrate Michael's fourth birthday because I want to celebrate but I'm also evil and therefore incapable of writing anything more than 30% happy.

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    I give you Dreamnoblade with child

    Take Dreamnoblade with child

    not child young child but still child :)

    Made this a book because after main story ill take prompts :)

    Language:
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