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John Egbert has never played Dungeons and Dragons. Well, not until Dave Strider convinces him to. By making his brother teach John how to play. Shenanigans ensue.
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D and Bro come home to find their brothers in an... interesting situation.
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motherfuck didnt you wanna smash?? by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2021
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John Egbert, age 18, meets Dirk, his BFF's twin for the first time. Things Happen™. For John, also for the first time. Ever.
...but not everything he would have wanted to happen.
Dave's there to help his dejected, puppy-eyed, twinky little virgin friend, ofc. With his dick. It's in the brocode or something.
John Egbert written by cheeryPsycho (Mar)
Dave Strider written by HorologiumParadox (Max)<3
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It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.
This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?
It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.
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- Part 1 of Former Strider Sprites
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Derrick Strider was 17 when he was rescued by a murderous angel. He was 18 when his nephews were born and he was 20 when they were kidnapped and killed. Years later, he finds his murderous angel raising his nephews and as a cannibalistic freelance hitman assassin.
That should not be hot but it is.Dirk and Dave Sprite were twins, they knew that mom/dad wasn't actually their parent, it was obvious from the wings that they had but they didn't care. They loved them and would do anything for them. They were 13 when their biological family found them, which was cool but uncle or not, Derrick should stay away from their parent.
Deilos Sprite was really surprised at how violent this universe was but didn't mind. They didn't expect adopting Dirk and Dave as their own pair of kittens/chicks/kids but didn't mind. Raising them as assassins and hitmen? Weird but didn't mind again. They tried to stay away from the Strilondes but they couldn't stay away forever. Was it wrong to be attracted to the alternate version of their once older brother? Maybe? Well cannibalism was wrong too but they didn't mind that.
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- Part 4 of Former Strider Sprites
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"Do you ever think about leaving?" Dirk's almost whispering, making sure to keep his voice down.
"All the time." It's true. Dave always wants to leave. He day dreams about it sometimes, when he's staring out the window on the bus. Imagining a alternate universe where everything was the same except his mother never got remarried.
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“Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”
Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.
To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:
“Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.
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TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.
Jam Fic.
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The Strider family had always had a major history of depression, Dirk happened to start a new page in that book by suffering 8 long years of Anorexia Nervosa. Dave picks up the 'diet' from his brother but turns out WAY worse than Dirk, developing Bulimia Nervosa. On the other hand John knows EXACTLY what is going on with Dave but wont tell Dirk or the twins brothers. Karkat is just as depressed and going through an abusive relationship which drives him crazy. Jake's a crazy asshole that uses Dave at his most vulnerable point to fuel his sex addiction. Roxy cant stop drinking so Rose sends her to rehab. Bro's a heroin addict and D cant kick his horrible drinking habits. John's got his own addictions that he's hiding from everyone and Dave cant stop cutting.
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when the strider twins are taken from home by their bro after a neglective childhood, how will they cope with settling in and socializing with others their age? and how will they keep their secret a secret?
Unfinished and not planning on finishing sorry
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Things are tense between twins Dirk and Dave, so Dirk gets him and Dave fake I.D.s so they can go see Dave's favorite DJ, DJ Birdboy, playing in a club. Dave is a sexy dancer, though, and Dirk has low self control. What will happen?
(Stridercest Week and nsfw Stridercest week day 3, title a reference to "Tipsy" by J-Kwon)
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- Part 2 of NSFW Stridercest Week
- Part 3 of Stridercest Week
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"you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot" AU. Except instead of drummer, it's singer. John is the lead singer for Dave's twin brother's band, and Dave finds out he's really hot and basically he swoons.
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- Part 1 of AU Rave Party
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You groan loudly to yourself to stop it, stop it, stop it, because she did something she definitely wasn't supposed to. You can't do that, you can't do that, that's not right.
It's not right, damn it!
((Alternatively known as: Dirk goes on a quick shopping trip to Walmart with his family. Needless to say, things don't go quite as planned.))
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- Part 1 of Dirk's Not-So-Alphabetical Alphabet
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John Egbert is a demon hunter but little does he know that his best friend Dave Strider is a Demon. John works for his father but he hates the job. Dave is a demon and he must kill to live. Read to find out what happens!
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Panic floods through you when you hear the 'click' of the door opening, your heart racing at seemingly a million miles a minute, because you know for sure that whoever it is is going to think you are absolutely insane for what you're doing right now. Who in their right mind does this, anyway? This is mental. Mental! Absolutely, positively mental.
And you almost missed the sound of a small juice box hitting the floor with a quiet 'thud' over the sound of your brother's confused, "What."
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When Dave was thirteen both of his parents were killed in an accident. In an attempt to avoid being separated, the three brothers go to New York, where Bro gets a job and works day and night to provide. When they get discovered by a teacher, though, they all get placed into separate foster homes and they fight to reunite while learning to live with the hand life's dealt them. It's bad enough that Dave isn't allowed to contact his brothers, he also has to learn to get along with the six other kids that have been shoved into a foster home with him.
It might be easy enough if he hadn't come to the home complete with a new-found hatred for the entire world.
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The one where Dave gets sent to a foster home and falls in love with the messy-haired dork who's tragic story is painfully alike his own.
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When The Egberts Met The Striders (All Was Gay In The Sky) by redisarevolution
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Jun 2015
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John is 15 years old and is visiting Dave Strider, his best friend for 5 years and never saw him once. Not a profile picture or anything. He didn't want to look into it. All the more to visit. What he wasn't expecting was to develop feelings for his older brothers.
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The Moral of this Story is to Not Date a Twin Because You Will Fall in Love with the Wrong One by egberts
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 May 2015
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Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.
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The Morning After (Not the pill, you dunce - the apocalypse) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Apr 2015
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The apocalypse strikes in the middle of school - the Striders only survived by a stroke of luck.
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A personalized project assignment from his photography professor has Dave finally meeting the missing mystery twin of none other than his best bro John, only to discover that they may just be the most heavenly human being Dave has ever found himself daydreaming about. They agree to help out with his homework, but surely he can swing this into something more, right?
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Bro finally gets his revenge from Sick Brats (part 2) and has his very wicked way with D by enlisting the help of his little brothers in a private dance show.
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- Part 109 of Striderclan