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what the title says.
i apologize for any spelling mistakes, as some of these are old and/or were written on my phone. i also apologize for any mischaracterization, as many of these are self-indulgent.
i do not condone the illegal actions in this fic. these are only fictional scenarios and if you believe that rape, pedophilia, somnophilia, drugging, or any illegal actions stated in the fic are okay in real life then i recommend that you get some help before you hurt anyone. these are meant to be enjoyed from a fictional lens only.
if you are uncomfortable with the contents of this fic then please do not read nor comment. read the tags before reading.
i am open to suggestions but i may not do yours. i have free will.
if a chapter in the table of contents has not appeared, then i am in the process of adding that chapter, as i add them to the toc before adding the actual chapter. it will be up shortly.
i also apologize if a tag from a drabble is not added onto the fic itself, as i have reached the limit on tags and cannot add any more.
i am also using this or css practice and as such the css will probably be updates a few times depending on the chapter.
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Охотником этот парень не был. Его друг был крепче, невзирая на невнушительный рост, но сам он больше напоминал торчка из переулков. Мало того, что убил демона, так другой в отмщение смог лишь подрать его лицо и грудь? Джейн недоверчиво глядит на юношу через стекла очков — благо, на их лестничной клетке больше не живет никто. В конце-концов, это не первый раненый, которого к ней доставляют.
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THERE ARE TIMES. IN EVERY VILLAIN'S LIFE. WHEN YOu REALIZE.
YOu SHOuLD HAVE JuST. uSED THE FuCKING. SHRINK RAY. -
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Dirk and Hal are twins and roommates. They're both in the kink community. Dirk is getting a boyfriend, and Hal is afraid he may not be able to scare Jake away. Will this make him lose Dirk for good? Not if Hal has anything to say about it.
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- Part 13 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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Self indulgent brainslop of Cute Girlfriend (by the lovely aspd & cb_c / m. foxwolfe) DirkJake.
Four years and many mishaps later, these two dorks might just figure things out.
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Dirk Strider is a frazzled detective working on Skaia to catch a notorious criminal mastermind, Jake English. English is notorious for his mastery of disguises and his paradoxically philanthropic pursuits. When Dirk thinks he uncovers English's next big plot to destroy the city, he soon learns that there's more to the scheme-- and to English-- than he thought.
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“You nervous?” Dave turned to the sound of his brother’s voice, momentarily distracted from the half-folded paper in his hands.
“Nah, not really?” he replied with a shrug, partially surprised at the question. “This job seems pretty standard. Transporting a retired ship to its home planet for scrapping. Easy peasy.”
Born as a set of quadruplets, Dave and his siblings grew up attached to each others’ sides like a human monkey chain. Having each others’ backs proved more difficult once they became young adults, however. Their separate interests began pulling them in different directions, but thankfully Dave and his siblings did share the desire to leave Mars together. They had all decided to go the “interstellar traveler” route, and agreed to take multiple tracks at the Interstellar Travel Academy to become their own self-sustaining crew and eventually buy their own ship.
One morning Dave woke up to an Earth-based company looking for an individual with both engineering and pilot experience, which he was. With only one other crewmate aboard the payout would be insanely good, so Dave took it without hesitation. And now the day had finally come.
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Rainbows Aren't As Pretty With Rose Colored Glasses by That_one_kid_over_there
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jun 2025
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A telling of what happened while Roxy was half asleep in the "It's All Rainbows and Kittens Until It's Bad News Bears"
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Dirk being entirely too much up his own ass to realize the hottie trying to get in his pants might actually want him.
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- Part 5 of Homestuck Misadventures
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- English
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Dirk is abused at home and needs an outlet. Someone to care about him.
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Whoever said omegas don’t get territorial was a fool. This is the third time this week that Hal has pinned Dirk to the floor, bite marks peppering Dirk’s neck and arms. It doesn’t help that Hal is in heat, eager to be bred, and Dirk isn’t far behind him.
Jake uses this as an opportunity to teach Hal that there are consequences to biting his brother.
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The idea here is simple: I put my liked songs on shuffle and must write a short fic for whatever comes up first. Let's see what we get!
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In a universe where Undead are on the rise and leaving kingdoms with practically nothing after attacks, Prince Dirk and the rest of the strilondes set out to end them. They hit a bit of road bumps along the way though..
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You're a decent guy, Jake English.
You’re not supposed to obsess over some anonymous weirdo who posts his pics on a fetish site. No matter how fucking hot he is. -
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University student Dirk Strider is finally done his final programing assignment that's taken him all month work on. But just because he's hit that submit button doesn't mean the stress and self doubt will just go away. Luckily his roommate Jake English is always there to check in on him and help him unwind from his own stressed out coil Dirk's trapped himself in.
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A collection of oneshots of the humans' and trolls' lives through the meteor, Earth C, and various AU's.
Table of Contents in the first chapter.
There will be a part 2 for some of these.
Feel free to comment with your favorites if you'd like to see more!
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Basically Homestuck x Twilight but I change a lot to fit my story of them. I own nothing and none of the characters!!!!
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Dirk, a tired 24 year old has had an argument with Jake english, his not so unofficial boyfriend. He stumbles into a gay bar accidentally and it’s drag night and he is enamored by the drag queens. How will this go?
- Language:
- English
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- 302
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 70
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Dirk goes to a party and drinks with Jake until he gets more confident and lets his words and actions slip
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In which conversations about gender, identity, and sexuality are had through a series of pesterlogs. Sometimes, you just gotta say what's on your mind.
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Dirk gets broken up by Jake for the upteenth time, he reacts accordingly.