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Mewtwo Was My Starter by totesnotkristen
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
23 Jun 2025
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16-year old Sam Shipley comes home to find his home broken into and his mother missing. With no help from Officer Jenny, he realizes he must take matters into his own hands. He travels to Pallet Town to get a starter Pokemon and receives far more than he bargained for.
This work is inspired by the real ways people play Pokemon, including shiny hunting, nuzlocking, and speedrunning!
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In 1790, the British wizarding world was ruled by pure-blood men with an iron fist. You might call this period their Golden Age, but all bad things must come to an end.
Maximilienne d’Eleboise, the daughter of a duke and a member of the French and English nobility through her mother, had hoped to find a better life than the one awaiting her among Muggles. However, she was disappointed to realise that it was not so different and was even worse for her.
If they weren’t going to accept her, she would make them.
Featuring a deranged best friend, an emotionally unstable Deputy Headmaster, a somewhat supportive sister, and a mother who is absolutely insufferable, but whom she loves very much. Plus some other interesting characters.
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Miracles With A Side Of Sarcasm by Beesgobzzz
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jun 2025
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Wilbur flopped onto the couch, legs stretched out as he grabbed his phone.
“You get the smaller room which is on the left there.” Wilbur pointed to a small, narrow hallway that had three doors in total. “The bathroom is across from your door. Rent’s due on the first.”
Dream raised a brow. “That’s it? No interview? No rules?”
Wilbur turned on the television in front of him with a remote. “I don’t care what you do as long as you pay your share. Just don’t touch my stuff.”
Dream considered that. No fake niceties, no over-the-top friendliness. Just two people coexisting. It was perfect.
“Alright, deal.” Dream said. “Should I come back tomorrow morning with my stuff?”
Wilbur waved him off. “Sure, sure. I’ll also give you a copy of the keys tomorrow too.”
It was almost too perfect.
He should’ve known there was a catch.
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Dream gets a roommate who's a little more than he could handle... Wait- what do you mean his roommate is a villain? Say what? Oh- and lil note but Dream has a pretty powerful ability... yep- this is going to end totally fine.
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Prince Sirius Orion Black will be crowned in a month.
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Hot Sauce and Milk by Alpacabags
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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I’ve survived the Red Room, the fall of the Widow program, and being dragged halfway across the world by Natasha Romanoff to rehabilitate. Now I’m stuck in a compound full of superheroes who keep smiling at me like I’m a skittish cat. Except Sam but he's more sass than sense.
I could survive it - waiting a lifetime to be trusted and accepted, to live a life I'd dreamed of when I was locked up - if it weren't for Barnes. 6 foot something of pure resistance and hatred.
He’s brooding. He's arrogant. He's like a suit of armour come to life with the personality of the air inside it. He won't get under my skin. If it's the last thing I do, he won't get to me.
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Ендрю, Ніл та їхня вечірня розмова.
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Shadamy Week 2025 Day 2: Undercover
He’s starting to think Rose suits her better than Amy ever did.
(A noir-flavored prelude to The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog.) -
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It's been ten years since the Second Wizarding War where Voldemort was defeated. The wizarding population has been in decline for years, with fewer births of magical children. Because of this, the Ministry of Magic decides to enact a controversial law that will affect unmarried witches and wizards by using ancient magic to create matches that will produce strong magical children.
The law states that any unmarried witch or wizard between the ages of 20 and 35 will receive their matches via owl and have only a month to agree to the pairing or they'll be forced to give up their wand. While couples are matched based on magical compatibility and magical ability, it doesn't take into account the feelings of those affected. And this is how, against all odds, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end up being matched.
While Hermione is trying to think any and all ways to get out of this arrangement, Draco sees this as his way to earn her forgiveness and make amends while secretly hoping she'll fall in love with him. While the law allows for appeals, they rarely get approved and with a time limit to comply on producing an heir, Hermione and Draco have to find a way to at least be friends. -
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Постапокалиптическая космическая АУ. Сириус – капитан космического корабля, которому поручена миссия по сбору данных о Земле, планете, покинутой человечеством более трехсот лет назад.
Ремус жил на Земле лучшей жизнью, когда с неба упал шаттл. -
The Thing About Red-Flags Is – They're My Favorite Color by Prisvner
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
23 Jun 2025
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This was supposed to be easy. Show up, fake interest in some dead guy named Durkheim, scroll through memes, maybe text Maki about how my soul is slowly dying.
Instead, the door slammed open and in walked every red flag I’ve ever ignored — tattooed, smug, and radiating danger like it’s his cologne.
Ryomen freaking Sukuna.
Campus legend. Walking heart attack. The kind of guy who makes eye contact like a dare and smiles like he’s already decided how to ruin you — thoroughly, deliciously, and without apology.
Now I’m caught in a class I can’t drop, staring down a disaster I definitely shouldn’t want.
And I think I just became the plot twist in my own cautionary tale.
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Jay is a college student whose life was on track until he made the mistake of getting to know Alex. A special case of crazy. Alex, a fellow student. Openly gay, sarcastic, and with a great deal of secrets. For all their troubles this is a GAY story of facing the world with a "shortness of breath".
Jay could be described as a sports guy, Alex as a nerd. They are both 19 at the start of the story, with Jay 7 months the senior. It could be described as contemporary romance and could be imagined to loosely take place in the United States.
It is a classic gay story hopefully with characters that possess personality and a slightly crazy but maybe not too cliche “plot” unfolding now and then between the unapologetic romantic/emotional porn. (Not the sexual kind (atleast not majorly)). -
The Art of Pretending to Date Draco Malfoy by kingferret
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger is on the brink of becoming the next Minister for Magic, but Marcus Flint's campaign is gaining momentum, and she needs to turn the tide in her favor.
Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, is fighting for custody of his son, and his past is threatening to undermine his case.
The solution? A fake romance that will gain them both the support they need. The rules are simple—public smiles, staged appearances, no real feelings. It's only temporary, only strategic...
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“You wish for me to infiltrate their ranks, master?”
Dark Link tries to keep the incredulous disbelief from his voice. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter how idiotic this plan or his master is being. If that was what Demise wanted, that would be what it got. Demise did not accept disobedience. Or failure.
Which is how Dark finds himself staring down the blades of nine heroes, wondering why this is his life.
“So,” he begins. “Sorry ‘bout the whole, uh, trying to kill you repeatedly for millennia thing.” For some reason, this makes the heroes tense further. “…No hard feelings?”
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Dark Link joins the Chain.
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Spin-off k povídce Hippokratova přísaha, který nabízí pohled mimořádně talentované, vysoce inteligentní a osobnostně komplikované medičky Daisy Dursleyové na všechny vaše oblíbené postavy i na sebe samotnou. Psáno formou deníkových zápisů.
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- Part 1 of Deník Daisy Dursleyové
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Web&Claws (Peter Parker/Laura Kinney) by Neith121
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-23 (Marvel Comics)
22 Jun 2025
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The next 4 chapter will be credited to the same author.
One shots with a connected universe stories about Laura/Peter
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SEQUEL to Two Weeks! With the knowledge of his fate weighing heavily on his chest, Harry is struggling to cope with his latest revelations as he is plunged into his sixth year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, a certain Potions Master, now Defense Professor, is hellbent on finding a solution. The two wizards had never seen eye-to-eye, but that is coming to a change as the two must co-work and conspire against more than just the Dark Lord now. But with both of them burdened with their past mistakes and trauma, the path they have chosen will not prove easy.
But maybe they will not have to venture it alone. At least, not anymore.
So, it begs the question: will they succeed? Will they overcome the many obstacles thrown in their way by this damned war, where the battlefield is a chess board, and they are two mere pawns, played by the two most feared and powerful wizards of the century?
Will they find life and solace in their mere existence?
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- Part 2 of The Path Chosen
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Sorry-, wrong number! by ShizunaRey
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Moon Knight (Comics)
22 Jun 2025
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Steven somehow managed to join the Avengers group chat and Tony Stark is a curious nature.
Meetings ensue!Or Marc & co get arrested by a playboy millionaire and somehow find themselves fighting alongside the Avengers!
--> This is NOT chatfic, there might be a few messages or groupchats like in the first chapter but after its dialogue and text!
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- Part 2 of Shizu's Crossovers & interactions!
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With Harkon defeated and Tamriel saved from eternal night, Vitus Demirio, former blacksmith turned Dragonborn, sets his eyes upon an even greater threat looming over Nirn: Alduin, the World-Eater, whose return heralds not only the end of the world, but an end to Time itself.
Alongside his two most trusted companions, Serana Volkihar and Inigo the Brave, Vitus must discover his place in the ancient prophecy that foretold the dragons’ return. As the three heroes dive deeper into Skyrim’s secrets, Vitus finds himself haunted by visions of the future as he seeks to unravel the mysteries of the past. In a quest that leads from the Throat of the World to the gates of Aetherius, the lines between hero and monster begin to blur, and Vitus realizes Alduin is not just his enemy...but his reflection.
Facing daedra, dragons, and even the gods themselves, Vitus must decide whether his destiny lies in defying fate, or embracing it. And each choice will determine whether Nirn is saved, or if everything he has ever known and loved will be devoured by a dragon’s teeth.
Is the Last Dragonborn truly destined to stop the apocalypse—or is he merely part of a cycle fated to end this Kalpa so a new one can be born?Series
- Part 2 of The Lastborn's Legacy
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“You know what?” Chenle says, turning towards his two coworkers and jabbing his thumb at Jisung, who thus far hasn’t even so much as cracked a smile. “I think I’m beginning to like this guy. He’s funny.”
“Or possessed,” Jaemin pipes up. “You can never be too sure.”
(The office is in shambles. There is nothing to do.)
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Found In The Silence by Audibug17
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies (1992), Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017), Blood Drips on Newsies Square (1991), Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken
22 Jun 2025
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It's been years since the battle of the boroughs. But time doesn't heal all wounds. It, in fact, could make things a whole lot worse. Secrets, lies, and the threat of something bigger could very well be what causes their lives to unravel and rip at the seams.
Part 2 of Missing In Action
Book 2 in The Ghosts We Carried series