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    Wade picks up a cursed artifact that makes him die over and over again. Logan is the opposite of amused.

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    “I’m so good at finding things, you could call me Sherlock Holmes.”
    “Oh really?” Spidey replied, his lips curling into that teasing little smirk that made Wade's stomach do a summersault.
    “Really,” Wade said, straightening his shoulders in confidence. “Name anything, and I bet I can find it within two weeks.”
    Spidey gave him a long, amused look — then, casually said “My identity.”
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    One night on patrol Peter accidentally challenges Wade to find his identity, but Peter is always careful so things should be fine.
    Luckly for Wade he just so happens to find the perfect lead, Peter Parker, Spider-Man's own photographer.
    Now with the perfect John Watson to his Sherlock Holmes he should be able to find that reclusive spider's identity, right?

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    Peter and Wade unwind.

    A 5+1.

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

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    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    “Wade, if you wanted to have sex in the bathroom, why didn’t you just ask me? I mean, you still could.”

    “I was trying to take things slow! Why can no one understa- I’m sorry, what did you just say?”

     

    Wade Wilson is trying to take his new relationship with Peter Parker slow, for Peter’s and his own sake.

    Peter is not on the same page.

     

    Based on the song Shy by Reneé Rapp

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    Wade is doing it slowly, trying to get better, taking time. Learning how to let go, and how to mend and heal himself. And it's just good, isn't it? If Logan stays at his side as he goes.

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    Nobody in Wade's universe talks about mates. It's a welcome reprieve at first, until Logan figures out that the concept of mates doesn't exist in this world. After that, it just feels like a slow-motion blow to the chest.

    Because Logan has a mate. And he's sitting five inches away from him, holding hands with the woman he loves and blissfully unaware of the fact that he's Logan's perfect biological match.

    Apparently the universe isn't done kicking him in the teeth yet.

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    Logan and Vanessa get along really well. A little too well, if Wade's being honest. Not that he cares. At all.

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    П'ять зустрічей Вейда Вілсона з Пітером Паркером + один раз, коли він розуміє, що Пітер Паркер — це Людина-Павук

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    Wade Wilson is having a fucking whole bad month. Yes. He and Vanessa aren't getting back. They are done. She told him that she can't do it again. And he gets it. And she's happy now, moving on and with a new person. He's happy for her, he really is. He just feels bad about this. He feels… he feels like a failure and this feeds his sick brain. It keeps telling him that it was all his fault, and that it's what he deserves, because no one can really love him and stay.

    Then Logan starts to treat him nicely when Wade needs the most. Yes, he's touching him, rubbing on him, licking him like a very good dog, and it's all amazing, but Wade just knows Logan is just trying to show his gratitude. And Wade should say to him that he got it, that he doesn't need to be doing it, but Wade doesn't want him to stop. No, he wants more. For Logan to touch more, to get more of him. He's a fucking bastard, he will take all he can. See? He's bad and egoist. He knows he could never be worth it. But he keeps wishing for it.

    Yes. He's always like this, always making stupid educated wishes that never will come true.

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    Most people - the X-Men, Cable, Spidey - want to help Wade be a better person.

    Logan thinks Wade's fine the way he is.

    Wade is just dreaming of threesomes.

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    Five Times Wade Tried To Figure His Sexual Orientation Out and One Time He Actually Did

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    It's their first time going out of school together... it's understandable that Logan doesn't really know what to do. Should he really be panicking this much about it? Does he even need to panic? It's not like they're dating... and besides. It's just Wade.

    ...Wade fucking Wilson. With him. Alone. In the shops. No one else to talk to but him.

    Holy fucking shit.

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    I wrote this for me and my friend and wasn't planning on publishing, but i miss writing, so... <3

    (note: there's a few inside jokes and references here, so don't mind those!!)

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    Wade is a hopeless romantic — that's no surprise. Yet, as the most romantic holiday of the year rolls around, there's just this one small problem: It feels as though there isn't a single scenario where Logan would be down to celebrate Valentine's Day with him.

    Except there is. Because Logan is actually the most romantic motherfucker in the world.

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    Logan gets back into the car and tosses the bag with the lube in it into Wade's lap, thanking god for self checkout machines, because he's pretty sure that's going to go down as the worst retail experience of his god damned life.

    He adjusts his dick, which is still rock hard and bordering painful, from where he had it tucked up in his waist band.

    Jesus, he hopes nobody recognized him, buying lube with a hard on, with just a ball cap and a jacket thrown over the wolverine costume.

    "Ok, so the plan is, we get back to the hotel, whatever happens happens, this stuff works its way out of our system in a few hours, and we can just pretend it never happened, right?" Logan asks.
    ***

    The boys get hit with the sex pollen on a mission!

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    His gaze bore into Wade’s intensely and filled with heat, “I like you, Wade. A lot.”

    Wade's smile dropped completely. He stared blankly at Logan, his expression unreadable. For a moment, Logan’s heart sank; he thought he’d crossed a line, that Wade would try to let him down easy with some joke.

    But instead, Wade did something entirely unexpected.

    He started laughing. The goddamn idiot started laughing.

    Logan froze, his mouth parting slightly as he stared at Wade in disbelief. His hands remained lightly wrapped around Wade, uncertain if he should hold or let go. He didn’t know what to say or how to respond.

    Eventually, the laughter died down, leaving behind an almost eerie quiet. Wade’s expression shifted, his haze turning serious and guarded. He looked at Logan, his eyes soft as he said quietly, “You don’t like me, Logan. Not like that.”

    Or; The five times Logan showed Wade he loved him but Wade convinced himself otherwise and the one time Wade finally believed it.

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    Living a life where there isn’t much going on besides merch work, Wade and Logan take to having a good time together. At first it’s just sharing the kind of high they both are always trying to achieve to make things feel a little easier. It slowly morphs into something else that really brings the fun back into their lives. Something they’d forgotten could exist and sounds as difficult to keep as every buzz they chase… but it turns out it’s not so hard, if they acknowledge all they actually need is each other.

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    Logan has been trying to say he wants something different in their dynamic. Wade's trying to respect an assumption. Thankfully sharing clothes is one of the latter's weaknesses.

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    When Wade pushes up on tiptoes to glance around the Ragin' Cajun, there’s Logan scowling back at the two of them.

    And then, before Wade can say anything, which is honestly quite a fucking feat, Logan bares his teeth, turns, and stalks off deeper into the cave. Wade sighs. “Guess that’s my cue.”

    He pats Remy’s chest consolingly—and cops a quick feel while he’s at it, because he’s only metahuman—and moves to follow the big bad Wolverine, though not without blowing a dramatic kiss back over his shoulder. “It was fun while it lasted, cher.”

    [Five times Wade’s completely oblivious to Logan’s jealousy because he’s an insecure idiot, plus the one time someone casually points out Logan’s animalistic possessiveness (much to Wade’s shock).]

    [You know the drill by now; go read the other parts, and I’ll love you forever.]

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    Logan sniffs, growl and then...

    Wade didn't know what's going apart that he was sick.

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