Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
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The one with the teleporting chef by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandoms: Shadow Unit, Kitchen Nightmares RPF
19 Jun 2022
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"A paragraph at the bottom said, What else could be causing these symptoms? Among the possibilities were ‘panic attacks.’
Yeah, probably just a panic attack from thinking about delusional, angry restaurant owners yelling at him while his team had to operate under COVID restrictions, while he was half asleep because he’d been working late. His subconscious just needed to work off steam or something. That was definitely it."
Google is no help when a celebrity chef experiences unexplained events. Can a very special unit of the FBI solve the mystery?
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Kabuto is obsessed with Orochimaru. He's been eavesdropping on Orochimaru-sama's wank sessions for years. After Konoha Crush leaves Orochimaru sick, crippled, and unable to get himself off, Kabuto abuses his access as a medic-nin and takes advantage of his master.
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Charlie and the Big Bad (Were)Wolf by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens) for emma8
Fandoms: Original Work
25 Apr 2021
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A teen boy named Charlie is walking alone in the woods at night. When a werewolf takes an interest in him, there's not much he can do about it.
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Solving Mysteries by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandoms: The Lone Gunmen (TV), The X-Files
17 Jun 2019
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When a case takes the LGM to Decorah, Iowa, it just makes Langly get more creative about hooking up. Byers learns more about how to use his own butt.
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Suits and Buttsex by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandoms: The Lone Gunmen (TV), The X-Files
02 Jun 2019
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Langly is bored and horny. Byers is a proximal, if not necessarily convenient, target. A "straight" dude has to at least know how to stick it in, right?
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Ruining Holidays by Eros_Scribens, Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandom: Christmas - Fandom, Halloween Movies - All Media Types, Original Work, Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - All Media Types, Shockfic, Teen Titans Go!
21 Apr 2019
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The holidays as you've never imagined them! All the traditional holiday mascots in compromising positions. The Easter Bunny, Uncle Sam, Santa Claus, and the Thanksgiving Turkey, among others. Dark holiday-themed humor, in classic shockfic style.
Updates on the relevant holidays.
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The Bisexual Awakening of John Fitzgerald Byers by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen (TV), The X-Files
17 Jun 2019
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Byers never thought he'd be interested in men, least of all Langly. But it keeps happening. And there's so much sixth-grade health class just didn't cover.
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The Blighted Blight + Two Poorly Adjusted Elves by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age: The Calling
04 Nov 2017
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Zevran/M!Surana stuff, including possibly someday some stuff about before the two of them met.
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ZevWarden Week 2017 by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
04 Aug 2017
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Zevwarden Week 2016 by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age: The Calling
08 Aug 2016
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Prompt fills for ZevWarden Week 2016 (August 1-7).
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I think it's a crime we didn't get some good Sannin content- so I've written it myself. This long-fic follows the Legendary Sannin (Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya) from their days at the Academy, through their adolescence, following their participation in the Second Shinobi War and up to Orochimaru's departure. It is canon compliant where possible and follows an accurate timeline, and is split into four parts (and an epilogue):
Part One: The Genin Saga
Part Two: The Jonin Promotion
Part Three: The Second Shinobi War
Part Four: The RemainsReviews welcomed and appreciated!
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Bookmarked by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
28 Oct 2021
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Hey look, it's the Sannin time Travel AU!
What happens when you die? Well for the Sannin, apparently you wake up in your 15 year old bodies about 40 years into the past. Jiraiya has no idea what's going on at any given time, Tsunade is trying her best to stop herself from killing a lot of people, and Orochimaru is low key trying to get her to do it anyway. Let's hope nothing gets fucked up along the way, yeah?
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- 87,617
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
26 Oct 2021
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Orochimaru is a nukenin.
He is dangerous and amoral, a scientist who does not acknowledge things as boundaries or limits, a traitor who swore to destroy the place he once swore loyalty towards, fully invested in his search for immortality, everything else be damned.
Orochimaru is not a good man, he isn’t even a decent one, and everyone is aware of that.
So why exactly does Jiraiya think that showing up in his lab with a child and three teenagers is a good idea?Or: Jiraiya’s solution to Konoha’s bullshit is to kidnap Naruto and take him far away from that place, in the process he also takes the last Hatake, Danzo’s favorite tool and the best poison specialist of Konoha with him. Orochimaru doesn’t know what is happening but he is sure he did not sign up for it and Kabuto is honestly far too amused by everything.
Bookmarked by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
25 Oct 2021
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Team 7 final battle goes somewhat different, and Sakura is left to suffer the result.
( Or my attempt at creating something different with a twist.)
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- 28/?
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Bookmarked by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
04 Sep 2021
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“I’m at a point now,-” Kakuzu continued, “-where I have to make a choice. And I think that whichever way I choose will end up badly for me.”
Tore took a deep breath and gazed out over the yard and the fields beyond. He was silent for a few moments, as if gathering his thoughts and trying to find the right words to say. Then he turned to look at his friend with a very serious expression on his old, wrinkled face.
“Think of your future, Kakuzu. And think carefully. Is this man you barely know, worth risking it all for?”
Bookmarked by Sanguinifex (Eros_Scribens)
29 Aug 2021