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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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- English
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- 76,418
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- 16/16
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- 42
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23 Jan 2025
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28 Aug 2023
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Tommy bounds off the bed, slamming a tiny hand into his alarm clock and kicking off his blankets with nothing short of excitement.
It’s Christmas today!
“Philllll!” He calls, banging loudly on his father’s door as he bounces wildly on his tippy toes. Tech and Wilby will be here soon, they have to get up so they don’t miss them!
A disgruntled Phil comes out to meet him, swinging the door open as Tommy beams.
“Dad! Dad! Dad!” He yells excitedly, throwing himself at his father as he lets out a loud ’oof’. “Wilby and Tech are coming!”
Or, Tommy’s brothers come home for Christmas. :)
- Language:
- English
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- 1,040
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- 1/1
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28 Aug 2023
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your tears gave me life (let me protect you in this life) by novice_writes
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Jun 2025
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Death never scared him.
From the moment he’d breathed his first cry and stole his mother’s last, he knew death would always follow him.
So when he’s come face to face with his own mortality, Tommy was content to let death whisk him away to the other side.
But Death must’ve made a mistake it seems.
Tommy blinks. Who were these people looking down at him? And what is he wearing?
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23 Aug 2023
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A waltz till the end of time by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Apr 2023
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14 Jun 2023
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a brief inquiry into (real) relationships by quartzfia
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Oct 2021
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Will you be bringing a plus one? List name if applicable.
Smaller font was below the question, although, Dream didn’t have the mental capacity after just waking up to read the fine print.
Without another thought, he filled in “George Davidson” in black inkOr, Dream's misreads an invite to a wedding, and now has to fake a relationship with the boy he's fallen head over heels for.
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- English
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- 43,759
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- 12/12
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- 4
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24 Mar 2023
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Two of the city's superheroes fight villians and protect the city whilst keeping their true identities a secret. They cannot even know the names of each other, their faces disguised by their magical jewels.
Dream is a flirty, cocky and impulsive hero with a sword and a smirk, never failing to cast witty and flirty remarks at his partner. GNotFound is clever and calculated, and can’t stand being near the flirty masked hero.
Exams, friend groups, crushes, fights and prom should be their main stressors. But George and Clay barely have time to sleep, let alone focus on anything else.
None of that stops George from crushing hard on his classmate, but Clay’s heart seems to be somewhere else. Perhaps with a certain masked hero he secretly spends nearly every day with.
Neither can escape the responsibilities on their shoulders, and they can’t tell anyone their problems. The only person that could possibly understand what they are going through, is each other.
But they don’t even know who that is.
Which is Super inconvenient.- Language:
- English
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- 375,017
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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27 Feb 2023
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Dantalion Academy: The First Year by Lambardo
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, DreamWasTaken - Fandom, GeorgeNotFound - Fandom, Sapnap - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jun 2021
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There’s a new kid at Dantalion Academy, rumored to be the bastard son of some Earl. Will Dream step in when the kid’s half brother begins bullying him? What about when the history teacher starts holding him back for seemingly no reason at all? Why does Dream’s growing friendship with the bastard feel different than his long standing friendship with Sapnap? And what is George hiding?
This is the Dream, George, and Sapnap get into trouble and are outstanding friends (but with swords) fanfic. *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many tournaments, Technoblade rivalry, slowburn friends to lovers, Christmas time truth or dare, Hurt, Comfort, Fluff, Abuse, Boys kissing and fighting and being real angsty! Take it for a spin!
Will be broken into three parts. First Year, Second Year, and Third Year. And when I say slowburn, I mean it. These idiots think this is just what friendship feels like. No mask, no pining from afar. Friends to lovers, and friendships are as real and important as the slash. More tags to come, more smp friends to come.
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- Part 1 of Dantalion Academy
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24 Feb 2023
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The intricacies of the Royal Family’s politics were not to be taken lightly. King George, newly crowned after his father’s mysterious death, could only hope to uncover the secrets and schemes left long-shelved among his father and his allies. His two knights, Sir Dream and Sir Sapnap, have no choice but to abide by the king’s wishes, no matter it is he decides.
Especially if it warrants slaughtering an entire population.
OR a story of betrayal, where treachery is a glorious, invasive flower whose petals bloom in several shades–and no one is to be trusted and no one is safe.
Where love is a brutal toxin that shatters relationships only death could once break.
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16 Feb 2023
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Do Mi Ti (Why Not Me?) by NoxiousStrawberries
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Feb 2024
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In which an adopted toddler by the name of Tommy becomes the treasure of a twisted angel, a bloodied king, and a drowned poet for “unknown” reasons... who may commit murders and cannibalize other people in town in their free time
[Title from Washing Machine Heart by Mitski]
Feb 27 2024 edit: discontinued — see last/latest chap for info
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- Language:
- English
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- 45,436
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 10
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13 Feb 2023
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Tommy had suffered on and off throughout his life from hanahaki, which sort of happens to someone who trusts too much and always gets their hopes crushed. He just wants someone to actually care about him, but he knows he's not going to get that, especially not with Dream and not with how the disease has been getting worse.
Dying and defeated, Tommy's only solace comes in the form of weird eldritch singing emanating from the forest outside his window. He knows that whatever it is will likely be a cannibalistic cryptid from his worst nightmares, but somehow he can't find it in himself to care. Any death will be better than suffocating alone.
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Tommy is on a quest to get killed by unknown monsters instead of the ones he does know. This is somehow more difficult than it should be.
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- Part 2 of Space Anon Writes About Block Boys
- Part 1 of Monsters and Fairytales
- Language:
- English
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- 99,252
- Chapters:
- 20/?
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- 1
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- 2,145
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13 Feb 2023
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31 Jan 2023
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"Marriage between royals, Dream," she starts, wrinkles enunciated, "Is the birth of new monarchs."
Dream's stomach curls, his fingers mimicking as skin is pulled taut over his knuckles, fire-tainted veins exposed.
"You and George are soon to be the new royal family."
Or, an arranged marriage between polar opposite personalities leaves little room for the freedom that Dream so desperately longs for. Until it doesn't.- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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30 Jan 2023
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Got Your 6 by Not4typicalwriter for primdise
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
31 Dec 2022
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Day 7: Soulmate AU and Weapons
"Who's that?" Dream heard Sapnap ask from the driver's seat.
"Bad, Sap, meet Goggles," Dream sighed. "World-class sniper, asshole criminal, and my soulmate. Apparently."
"What?" Dream heard his two teammates exclaim.
"You still have me on your file as codename Goggles?" George snickered. "Tell me you can't hunt down a sniper without telling me you can't hunt down a sniper," George mumbled sarcastically.
"Yeah okay," Dream rolled his eyes before loading his gun and shooting it in George's direction again.
The rules were very easy. Simply put, soulmates are not able to physically harm each other. Not fatally anyway. No punching, no hitting, no weapons as well including knives, guns, not even a baseball bat. Rules are still unclear about second-hand injuries like drowning and tripping, you know, convenient accidents.
Most of the time, this works out very well for people. You wouldn't want to fatally harm your soulmates.
But then again, most people weren't snipers whose soulmates are special agents that are out to get them.
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- Part 7 of JJ's DNF Week 2021
- Language:
- English
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- 134,357
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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- 1
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- 1,153
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23 Jan 2023
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
- Language:
- English
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- 144,292
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- 31/?
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- 81
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04 Jan 2023
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“The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”
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OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.
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- Part 2 of here's a health to the company
- Language:
- English
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- 87,839
- Chapters:
- 19/19
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- 4,542
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25 Nov 2022
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21 Nov 2022
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i can't lose hope (what's left of my heart's still made of gold) by blladnna
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Apr 2022
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This kid was so small.
That was Phil’s first thought upon opening his front door—that the kid on his front porch was so small. Too small for the warnings heaped upon Phil by the state, warnings of wild magic and dangerous words, of the treachery and trickery that came hand in hand with the legends of the fae. Phil had known many fae over the course of his lifetime, both kind and cruel. The kid on the front porch just looked like a kid.
He just looked scared.Or: Phil signs up to be a foster parent and ends up just stacking traumatized kids in his house.
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- 20/20
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21 Nov 2022
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 25
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- 10,397
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14 Nov 2022
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The dragon lowered its head. Wilbur couldn’t help but close his eyes shut, a strangled yelp escaping his lips. He had expected for the dragon to open its mouth and for sharp teeth to crush his bone and flesh, but instead, a wave of warmth washed over his face.
Wilbur dared to open his eyes and met a mocking tilt of the dragon’s head. Giant nostrils huffed out another breath, and hot air disheveled the fluffy curls of the boys’ hair.
Tommy raised his hand. Stunned and mouths agape, Wilbur watched as the dragon slowly pressed his muzzle into it.
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Dragons love gold, but it's not only the shiny yellow metal they are attracted to.
(SBI/Dsmp Dragon AU)
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- 8,084
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- 3/3
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07 Nov 2022