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Wayne Munson wasn't born yesterday.
He knows full well that his nephew, his boy, is far gone for the Harrington kid. Knows it in the way he sighs, the way he drapes himself over the couch. Knows it in the way lyrics pour out of Eddie's room while he tries to write songs (just last Tuesday he heard Eddie muttering goddammit what rhymes with chest hair from behind his bedroom door).
or: Eddie deserves love. And Wayne figures that a few gentle nudges wouldn't hurt.
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- Part 7 of Into The Steddieverse
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“Hey, Munson?”
Eddie turned and Steve was there, in his space, leaning forward until Eddie was pressed back into the kitchen island.
He could smell Steve’s cologne, could see the moles and freckles across his face, could taste the air around him, like honey and butter and frosting. And then Steve reached out and pressed his fingers to Eddie’s chest, drawing back just as quickly, leaving Eddie’s skin warm and tingling.
He’d also left something else on Eddie’s shirt.
He barely registered what had happened until he was sitting back down, and Dustin's eyes were on him along with the rest of the kids.
"No fair!" Dustin pointed, scowling at Eddie's shirt. "How come you got that one!"
"Uh," said Eddie and looked down.
I Did an Amooooozing Job Today! said a cow in a cowboy hat.
or: Eddie Munson was doing his best to push down his absolutely tragic crush on Steve Harrington. He'd been doing a pretty good job of it, too.
And then Steve brought out the goddamn stickers.
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- Part 6 of Into The Steddieverse
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Find Me a Find (Catch Me a Catch) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2023
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Eddie fawns over Steve from a hospital bed, Steve has a Grade-A crush, and Wayne is wondering if there's a way to ask someone to be your son-in-law without making it weird.
Or: Wayne decides that playing matchmaker between a band nerd and a royal jock might not be the most glamorous job, but someone's got to do it.
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- Part 4 of Into The Steddieverse
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Refinancing Your Mortgage For Dummies (or: How To Fall In Love Like An Idiot) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jan 2023
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Eddie and Steve have been together for twenty plus years and married for one.
No one told Eddie.
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- Part 5 of Into The Steddieverse
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The Four Stages of Trauma Recovery, as told by Dr. A Burdett by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
24 Jan 2022
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Tom and Maddie Wachowski were, by far, the most puzzling clients Dr. Alice Burdett ever had. One was a police officer. The other a vet. They were a loving couple living a modest life a few towns over in Green Hills. A town that had recently stopped giving out information to anyone beyond its borders.
And they'd come in to discuss their son.
They didn't give her a name. They didn't tell her what he looked like. Only that he needed help.
Dr. Alice Burdett had been a therapist long enough to identify trauma. And their child was absolutely, totally, and significantly traumatized. And she could work with that.
"Right," she said, clicking her pen, watching the helpless parents over her notebook. "Let's start at the beginning."
(rated T for language)
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- Part 6 of Family Loading... Please Wait
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Family Loading... Please Wait by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
24 Jan 2022
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Into The Steddieverse by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 99,201
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mean grinch, blue grinch, nice grinch, new grinch by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom: The Grinch (2018)
21 Mar 2019
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A series exploring the Grinch as he adjusts to society, deals with trauma, accidentally adopts a family, makes spare keys, and wears many, many, many awful ties.
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- 38,008
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Darkwing Duck Drabbles by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
27 May 2019
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- 9,692
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between teeth of stray dogs by canariesbelowground
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2025
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Crowley thinks for a moment, then says, “How about Bowie? You know, like David Bowie? Do you like that?”
The dog yips and it’s decided.OR: After Aziraphale leaves, Crowley adopts a stray dog. They aren't so different.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
16 Mar 2025
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Crowley gets a dog and the dog helps him heal. Can confirm - dogs are magical that way. It's wonderful.
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perspectives on humanity by meetmeatthecoda
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jul 2025
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“…Uh, what’s ‘all right’, angel?”
Aziraphale doesn’t blink at Crowley’s gravelly voice, rough with suppressed emotion, his gaze still locked on the couple now re-entwined and stumbling their love-drunk way down the street and out of sight.
But he answers just the same.
“That you don’t love me anymore.”
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
09 Jul 2025
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Five years after the Night Howlers case, Nick and Judy decide that they're not getting any younger and there are lots of kits out there who need a loving family. As usual, they stir up quite the controversy with their familial choices, but Chief Bogo and the ZPD have their backs on this particular decision.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
30 Mar 2016
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Little Fox kit!!! And adoption!!!
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“Once upon a time. A dumb fox walked in front of a taxi cab. And my life changed forever.”
or: Con-man Nick Wilde meets a very different (but all too similar) Judy Hopps on the train.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
21 Jul 2016
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Catch me sobbing. Nick would adopt her rabbit kit in a hot second.
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In Zootopia, 'Love Doctor' is a colloquial term given to sex educators, and mammals most often seek their help when looking to pursue an interspecies relationship. Love Doctors surreptitiously advertise their services in places like the back of phone books or in alleyway fliers, as what they do is looked down upon by some as open encouragement of deviancy.
Violet Hopps is one such educator, hosting a text help line. One night, she is contacted by a fox looking for advice.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
03 Nov 2024
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Story through texting with soft smut IMPLIED