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u/jutdwae (11.5k upvotes, 1.2k downvotes)
YTA. Just because you have weird closeted gay thoughts about your roommate doesn’t give you permission to get up in his personal space and bother him. This is like common sense actually. Did you go to kindergarten? Did they teach you the golden rule? Or were you too busy suppressing your Mega Gay thoughts to pay attention?>u/doolset (217 upvotes, 8.4k downvotes) OP
>Ouch. Once again I am NOT GAY (!!!!!) but what you said makes sense. Once again, I’m looking for SUGGESTIONS on what to do instead of annoying my roommate if that’s such a problem. And nobody suggest anything gay because I’m literally not!!!>>u/jutdwae (7.6k upvotes, 465 downvotes)
>>You should probably just have nasty gay sex with your roommate dude. In a homosexual way.Jisung has been annoying his roommate for not-homosexual reasons.
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27 Jul 2025
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My take on the Villain!Saitama AU. Genos is a new hero, while Saitama has been a B-Class threat for a few years now.
People started calling Saitama a villain when they realized he was fighting monsters without being registered with the HA. By the time he noticed, he already had a bounty. He was also too involved in his training to really care. That label wasn’t his first choice, sure, but after a while he decided to lean into it. He got himself a proper costume and challenged anyone who would fight, monsters and heroes alike. Hell, sometimes they’d be the ones to issue him a challenge, and wasn’t that flattering? He was a good actor, too. Had that evil villain laugh down pat.
Might update in the future, but marking it complete for now.
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16 Jul 2025
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Saitama's just a guy who's a villain for a hobby.
What the hell kind of lame-ass backstory is that?
(Now with a Russian translation by Torry!)
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15 Jul 2025
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They know now. They all know. This isn’t going away, as much as he keeps hoping to wake up from another hallucination. There’s nothing to do but bite the bullet - so to speak- and Wilson could be an ally. The conversation is happening, the secrets are out, and House needs to know that Wilson’s going to be with him, even if he’d never admit it he wants that. Wilson’s staring at him with waves of ‘wanting to talk about it’ coming off him like radiation off the elephant's foot and so, with an uneven sigh, House asks, “What are we talking about first?”
Wilson’s jaw sets, his eyes darken unblinkingly as he leans ever further forward, “Are you suicidal?”
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As it turns out, all it takes are two bullets to rip open the closet doors and send every one of House's skeletons crashing out for all to see. Secrets that change how everyone looks at him, and maybe it wouldn't be so bad if everyone didn't include Wilson.Bookmarked by Mass731
14 Jul 2025
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His friends' gasps are comically synchronized, resembling the sound of a gust of wind blowing into the room. Even Seungmin, usually the most collected, seems to be worried about his next move. Jeongin writes the numbers again, only this time it starts at the seventh spot— Jisung's— and leaves Felix second to someone else. Someone outside their circle. A new hyung.
Changbin points at the new name on the list with an angry finger. "Who in the world is Hyunjin?"
Jeongin and his friends have a long-standing tradition: every month, his hyungs go to great lengths to be number one— to be crowned Jeongin's Best Hyung— in what they've labeled Hyung Ranking Day. When Jeongin suddenly surprises them with a name they've never heard before claiming the top spot, it's instant chaos.
There's no friendly competition when it comes to being the youngest's Number One.
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09 Jul 2025
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After 'Lines in the Sand', it occurs to Wilson that maybe House isn't a sociopath or a jerk - maybe he's just autistic. But this time, after everyone tries to shut that theory down, instead of backing off, Wilson begins to keep a journal of House's autistic traits, cataloging each one and its date/time/circumstance. Once House finds out about this, he tries to fight back on it, but Wilson still learns more and more about the truth, even if it's ugly.
And, among the discoveries of how his friend's mind works, Wilson also discovers something about himself.
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09 Jul 2025
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Wilson is used to kissing his wives goodbye before he leaves for work in the morning. When he accidentally kisses House, he knows he's not going to be allowed forget it.
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08 Jul 2025
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Wilson's proposal prank goes awry when House decides to play along and kiss him. House's retaliation goes awry when Wilson decides to kiss back.
An alternate ending for S6 E11 "The Down Low"
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08 Jul 2025
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A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.
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08 Jul 2025
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Before they became the Saja Boys, they were Jinu’s boys first.
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Just your average demonic idol training regimen.
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07 Jul 2025
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Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”
Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.
“We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”
Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”
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06 Jul 2025
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There are things even House cannot control.
Can Wilson continue picking up the pieces?
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06 Jul 2025
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It was past midnight when Wilson arrived, and House’s team had all left hours before. Cameron was the last to go, shooting House a pitying look as she pulled her coat on, but House had ignored her.
A Wilson who’s been dating House for years doesn’t work at Princeton-Plainsboro. It takes House’s team years to find out that their boss is dating someone, let alone who, but they see more of the relationship than they know.
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03 Jul 2025
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As Gavin was dragged away to the prison cell, he was certain that there would only be pain and misery in his future. Having been beaten by the guards, he was rather surprised to find he wasn't alone when he regained consciousness.
Perhaps something good could come from this?
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02 Jul 2025
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Iaian has lots of friends. Since he adopted the blonde, Atomic has gotten used to having a bunch of random brats hanging around the house or loitering around the dojo. Some of them were nice enough, others a little weird, a few of them were annoying. But Saitama was a brat that got under his skin in a way that none of the others could. One day Atomic goes looking for his son and runs into the bald brat under uncomfortable circumstances.
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- Part 3 of Hat trick
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01 Jul 2025
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AU where Genos is the top ranked S-Class hero and Saitama still does odd jobs for hire.
Genos hires him to be his friend.
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30 Jun 2025
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How (not) to Get With Thanos in Four Easy Steps by Starry_Blue
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
29 Jun 2025
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Nam-gyu has a terrible one-sided crush on Thanos and the constant friendzoning is starting to drive him up a wall. When Min-su, the boy in his class he’s been enjoying bullying, gets invited to join their friend group, an idea strikes. What if he starts hanging off Min-su instead? Thanos would surely get jealous and come running back to him, begging him to be with him and drop that total loser. Or, maybe, Thanos wouldn’t give a shit and Min-su would be kind of into it.
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29 Jun 2025
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28 Jun 2025
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of all your sacred vows by raggedyred
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jul 2022
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By trade, Tony Stark isn’t a very gullible person, but even he will admit to feeling duped when he finds out that deities apparently walk the Earth and can exist undetected by any current scientific metric.
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Various Avengers meet Moon Knight. The guy's pretty weird.
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24 Jun 2025
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your grace is wasted on your face by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
21 Mar 2024
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“Can’t,” Zuko grunted out, just as Katara pushed the cold compress closer. “Father says that if – if it’s my fault, I have to fix it myself. Asking for handouts after a tantrum is dishonorable.”
He’d said as much before, when the worst thing he’d shown up with was enough cuts on his knees to border the wrong edge of questionable. Sokka had never thought twice about the explanation. He knew that Toph’s parents had cut her off from time to time. Rich kid problems at their finest.
This time, though, Sokka took a good, hard look at the burns on Zuko’s arm. And he did something he’d never done before: he asked follow-up questions.
“How’d you get that burn, Zuko?”
Or, Zuko's made a habit of texting Sokka when he needs to be patched up. But when said patching up only ever happens in the middle of the night when his dads aren't home, there's only so much Sokka is willing to not question for the sake of someone he doesn't even know that well.
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- Part 11 of Abomination Does Whumptober 2023
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24 Jun 2025