Sundere
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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Robert rubbed his temples. "Alright, polyamory. But—"
He hesitated.
"How does that work, exactly?"
Malevola sighed—then leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. "Alright, dumbass. Basic breakdown. Communication. Honesty. Boundaries."
"But like. I don't get it. You just get to...date and fuck whoever?"
"You're thinking way too black and white, idiot."
Sonar sighed. "That'd be the dream though. Infinite puss."
Malevola ignored him. "It's a lot more complicated than monogamous relationships. It's all about needs, desires, insecurities."
"But people are different. What if it doesn't match up?"
"Then you talk it out. Figure out compromises. Decide if you can meet those needs—or if you aren't compatible."
Robert stared at his phone. His thumb brushed over the background; Visi holding Beef.
"So. Now that we've educated you—what are you gonna do?"
"...I don't know."
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The Z-Team were all bound to be together anyways.
A messy slow burn towards the Z-Team's kitchen table polycule, with fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, & smut along the way!
(HR hates them.)
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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Tim bit his lip. There was no way, right? Surely his luck wasn’t that bad. Surely none of his family had gotten hurt that badly and then basically kidnapped by his friends.
He considered that for only a second or two before sighing. No, his luck was absolutely that bad, if not worse.
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When the research team finds an injured mer they bring them back for rehabilitation. Unfortunately for Tim, he recognises those scales. Things start to spiral from there.Series
- Part 5 of Abandon Ship
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After an accident takes her mother Flambae's neice finds herself being passed from foster family to foster family. When it's too much, she runs to the only place she knows is safe: the SDN headquarters where her uncle works.
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still waters don't forget by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
03 Dec 2025
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Dick’s blood froze as he stared at the advancing man in numb horror. The panic from before curdled into something colder—dread. Terror. His throat clamped shut like a vice, air catching halfway up his windpipe. His muscles locked so tight it felt like invisible hands were squeezing the life out of him—the truth settling over him like a cold, suffocating weight.
This man wasn’t Zucco. The Captain wasn’t here, and Dick had woken up in an unfamiliar bed.
Bile rose in his throat.
There was only one explanation.
He had been sold.
And the man in front of him... was his new owner:
The Batman.
(in other words, Bruce is an emotionally constipated pirate who finds a small, terrified mer and thinks yeah, i should adopt him.)
edit 12/3/25: on a short hiatus. will be back to posting soon