TheRandomizedOne
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After being freed from the underworld the Angel of Death has begun wreaking havoc upon the mortal realm, taking over the Kingdom of Forseti. Techno, as the human who freed him, has allied with the Angel to enact revenge upon the people who betrayed him.
The only issue is, Techno never freed the Angel at all, and this is all a huge misunderstanding.
Or: Through a series of unfortunate events, and a lot of miscommunication, Techno gets adopted by the devil.
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Carbon, Foundation of All Life by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Original Work, All Flesh Must Be Eaten (Roleplaying Game), ARMBE - Zombies
21 Feb 2025
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“Chemistry is that part of natural philosophy which relates to those intimate actions of bodies upon each other, by which their appearances are altered, and their individuality destroyed.”
If a human’s individuality is destroyed, do they become part of a greater whole, or one piece of a shattered mural dedicated to what they once were?
Or; A Timeline
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The Blood of the Covenant and the Blood on my Hands by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jan 2025
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Tommy dragged him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."
"Have you ever considered that you wouldn't be able to?" Techno replied calmly.
"Oh I absolutely could," Tommy hissed. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."
"And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupted, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.
Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad
Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.
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Smile MagiCure! by TheRandomizedOne for IridiumPhoenix
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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“And now, once more, I will bring dusk to this world of light!” A dark, pitch black figure raises their arms dramatically. Sometimes, Techno wonders if he also gets tired of this.
Techno forms his signature blade of light. “Do you really have to do the exact same speech every single time?”
“Do you really have to do the exact same transformation every single time?” Philza quips back, raising an eyebrow.
“Touché.”
Or: Magical girl Technoblade learns about the power of friendship. No this is not a crackfic... barely.
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“You’re not leaving.” Phil stated.
Wilbur paused, listening intently.
“We love you, and we want you to be happy, but we won’t let you go.”
Tears streamed down his face, and Tommy stood, panicking, “Wil-“
“Hold me.”
A beat of silence. “What?” Techno asked, unsure he had heard right.
“Hold me gently,” Wilbur asked. “please.”DISCONTINUED
As of the recent events I will no longer be writing any fics with Wilbur in a main role
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Throughout the Seasons by Poker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Nov 2024
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11 Jan 2022
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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26 Feb 2025
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A series made for the main story "By your ancient names" and other drabbles/stories that is connected to that same verse.
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04 Dec 2022
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Magic AU where Tommy can shapeshift into a cat and Wilbur is a powerful magic-user who can sway people with his voice. Crimeboys/SBI found family + some action and a lil bit of saving the world's magic. :D
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27 Apr 2023
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Honestly lost what was happening at the end but that’s due to my own intelligence not bad writing
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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17 Aug 2023