YoinksySploinky
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“See, usually people don't have to say they're not a virgin.” The shorter teased, giggling to himself at how Garroth only pouted more.
“Then how would someone know they're… they're not a virgin?”
“They wouldn't be complaining to me about not knowing how to give a good blowjob, that's how.”
Garroth, afraid to mess up his date with Laurance, decides to head to Laurance's ex for dating advice on him. Well, you know what they say: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach! And if that doesn't work you can always suck his dick.
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- Part 7 of Aphverse Drabbles
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“Enki!” A door slammed open, causing carefully held baubles and glassware to rumble in their holdings, causing the white haired man in question to groan loudly. “You'll never guess what I have found!”
“Another tree?” He mocked, not looking away from the texts he was decoding currently.
“Better.” The sassy tone went ignored by the wanderer as he slunk behind the Magick user hunched over his desk.
Of whom gasped sarcastically and finally turned his head to look at him.
“A rock?” The Warlock continued to taunt.
Short drabble between Kul'Zak and Enki and how the Gal'Ruk island was first founded.
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- Part 6 of Aphverse Drabbles
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I Don’t Want To Be Like All Those Other Boys, Who Tell You That They Get You (But We Both Know They Don’t) by YoinksySploinky
Fandoms: A Royal Tale - Aphmau (Web Series), MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
05 Aug 2025
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“Princess, I’m offended.” That earned Laurance a sour scowl, and even rosier cheeks. “I’m never one to leave my partners dissatisfied.”
Selfishly, that sentiment left Garroth feeling jealousy coil in his chest, feeling his hands jump to grab purchase on Laurance’s body, as if that’d somehow stake claim over him, before catching himself. He should be scorned for such thoughts.
“This has nothing to do with kisses.” He scowled.
“Ohh, you’re so astute, Prince Garroth.”
Garroth and Laurance are trying to one up each other in a petty fight, and things quickly turn a little more intimate than either of them thought it would.
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- Part 5 of Aphverse Drabbles
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Why Have You Forsaken Me? (In Your Eyes, In Your Thoughts, In Your Heart, Forsaken Me) by YoinksySploinky
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
29 Jul 2025
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“Laurance!” His head turned quickly, watching Aphmau jump into the portal with Castor, offering her hand out to him.
He reached for it, ignoring how his hot iron might burn her hand in favor of wanting to be pulled through to safety, and maybe a nice cool bath once this is all over. That would be divine, he thinks, his leather gloved gauntlets nearly grabbing her hand—
The corner of his eye caught that wooden staff, charged with some sort of energy, before connecting to the portal, shattering it and sending Laurance flying back with a loud KABOOM!!An exploration of what Laurance would have went through in the Nether, heavy with my own personal headcanons for what the characters would have done/feel in the situation and events and worldbuilding for Minecraft Diaries
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- Part 2 of Aphverse Drabbles
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He finally made it to the bedding quarters, not before having nearly tripped three separate times up the stairs as he forgot just how tall the steps were and how heavy his feet felt, letting gravity finally take him as he collapsed onto the bed. There was an annoyed grunt and stirring against his body, and what usually would've been a sharp yelp and jump out of the bed was instead turned into his hand grabbing onto the squirming thing to hold it still.
"Q'it movin'..." He slurred, gravity also taking a toll on his eyelids as they slid shut. He didn't even try to fight it.
"Mm... Garroth?" A voice responded – not sure what Garroth was expecting when he told them to quit moving, but Laurance's morning voice was a pleasant sound in his ears he's realizing.
"Mm'you need'a work... Up." Garroth took to shaking him with the grasp he still had on his side.
Garroth is secretly a huge cuddle bug, a huge shame he feels that only allows itself to show when he's bone tired from a long week.
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- Part 4 of Aphverse Drabbles
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Aphverse Drabbles by YoinksySploinky
Fandom: A Royal Tale - Aphmau (Web Series), Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series), MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
31 Aug 2025
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A collection of all the Eddsworld Oneshots I've written
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The series collection of all One-Shots I've written that have to do with Stranger Things
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return to sender by raceydayshopelesshaze
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
29 Mar 2025
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The letter reads:
Dearest son,
I hope that this invitation finds you well. It is with my sincerest hope I ask you to return home for the week of your mother’s birthday. She has been desperate to see your face after so long, and I believe your presence would be the most wonderful gift anyone could give her.
Please let me know of your decision in due time.
Sincerely,
Lord Garte Ro’Meave of O’Khasis“Is this some sort of joke?” Garroth asks himself incredulously.
Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
06 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I think about this book. so often. genuinely changed me
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you sit there in your heartache waiting on some beautiful boy to save you from your old ways by raceydayshopelesshaze
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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'There are many things in life Garroth cannot understand: how people like the winter, Lady Irene’s judgement scale, why Aphmau wants to bring home a spectre. But most of all he doesn’t understand Laurance.'
or, a retelling of the Malachi's Moving Castle arc with extra Garrance
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i just need a quiet place by raceydayshopelesshaze
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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After a long day of patrolling, Garroth needs some rest and relaxation. His plans are interrupted—or rather, he interrupts someone else.
Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
09 Jul 2025
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it was a lie when they smiled and said "you won't feel a thing" by raceydayshopelesshaze
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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'Dante, though he won’t admit it, loves that thing. It’s even got a name—Apple. He doesn’t understand the name choice, because the cat isn’t red or green like an actual apple is, nor is it round like one. It’s a scrawny, tattered old thing that’s seen better days.
Then again, there’s a lot he doesn’t understand about Dante.'
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Garroth isn't adjusting well to having to share the Guard Station, Laurance is messy and irritating, and Dante is a bit of a mess himself.
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o tidings of comfort and joy by honeyyhop
Fandoms: Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series)
23 Dec 2023
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Phoenix Drop comes alive for the final seven days of the year - the 'Seventh Cycle'; in the commotion, desperate to uphold distant traditions, Laurance finds love in an unexpected place.
Bookmarked by YoinksySploinky
26 Jun 2025
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Cried. So fucking good. World building is phenomenal. I hate these stupid gay men. Fuck.