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Life Always Finds A Way (It's That Way Or The Highway) by cactuswitharaygun
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
14 Jun 2025
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It has been a long time since they had newbuilds from a Vector - so, when the Aerialbots and the Stunticons arrive, most Mechs fail to realize that they have the Cybertronian equivalent of parental controls enabled.
This - and the Decepticons' creative approach to problem-solving - leads to unexpected consequences such as mandatory interface education, shocking relationship reveals, long-awaited relationship upgrades, a sparkling baby boom, and the end of the Cybertronian civil war. That is, if Ratchet does not snap and glue EVERYONE to a medical berth first. -
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Steeljaw landed on the branch, then retracted his claws and started shaking his helm to dislodge the water from his audials.
“Worst. Battlefield. Ever,” he grumbled.
“Worst battlefield so far,” Ravage corrected, stretching her back. “Frag, I feel like there is mud down to my protoform.”
“Swamps suck.”
“Organic swamps suck more.”
There was a moment of quiet while the two quadrupedal Cassettes got comfortable on the branch. The noise of gunfire and explosions was not dying down.
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Scientific Misadventures by grayseeker
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
27 Oct 2020
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Open-ended series of humorous stories with a scientific theme.
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Bookmarked by cactuswitharaygun
07 Jun 2025
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Commissions by Authorticity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Dec 2018
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“Whirl, ol' buddy.” Swerve shot him an uneasy smile, like he was second-guessing himself even as his mouth forged ahead. “Can I ask a tiny lil' favor?"
"Depends on what's in it for me. And by 'it,' I mean free high grade." Whirl thought about it. "Y'know, that's sounding less and less like a favor."
(Or: Whirl forgets not to care long enough to earn himself a few tentative of 'non-enemies', or whatever people call them.)Bookmarked by cactuswitharaygun
02 Jun 2025
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love is being stupid together by suzukiblu
Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
29 Apr 2025
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“You had my baby?” Superman asks, tilting in the air and still staring at Experiment Thirteen, as if he's somehow forgotten both how much kryptonite Lex owns and how much kryptonite he keeps specifically in this office. “While I was dead. You had my baby while I was dead.”
. . . alright then, Lex thinks again, both eyebrows raising this time.
“I really wouldn’t put it that way, personally,” he says. “Also, I don’t recall saying it was in any way yours.”
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02 Jun 2025
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Not a speck of blue on him by Qwertzu824 (Qwertzu)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Jan 2019
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Jazz’s visor reset in surprise as he finally saw the sparkling. It was a small grey mechlet with red chevron and probably blue optics—hard to tell, they were white with static right now. His doorwings—doorwings!—drooped sadly as he hugged his knees and sobbed. A Praxian sparkling! Rusted pit, Praxus fell but five vorns ago and there were only three Praxians left!
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01 Jun 2025
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Shades of White by Nicor_Fyrweorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
09 Jul 2018
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Sideswipe loves pranks, and other than those at the receiving end, so do the rest of the Autobots. They're a break from the monotony, a chance to laugh, and no real harm done at the end of the day. ... Right?
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- Part 2 of Equals One
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Bookmarked by cactuswitharaygun
27 May 2025