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    Twelve days of Christmas fics! Different pairings, different themes, each inspired by a different Christmas song.

    Some will be better than others. I apologise in advance.

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    Mark and Kian have a tendency to be overheard by other members of the band. They really should learn to keep it down.

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Minotaurs have been largely isolated for centuries. Prince Aziraphale is trying to bring his people to the current, shiny 1800s, and a rut is the last thing he needs at the moment. Fortunately, there's a very savvy omega elf that can help him. For a price.

    Which is perfect.

    There's absolutely no risk of forming an attachment to an omega of another species.

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    04 Sep 2024

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    The plan is ready, everything is in place, and Aziraphale is about to prove that he’s quite capable of running the Second Coming all on his own, thank you very much.

    There’s just one problem—and it goes by the name of Mary Magdalene.

    (It also, on occasion, goes by the name “Anthony J. Crowley.”)

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    08 Jul 2024

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    In a desperate attempt to delay the Second Coming, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale makes a proposal: Jesus should be completely reborn—gestated for nine months in the human way, then raised to adulthood on Earth. When he volunteers to carry the child himself, he doesn't think anyone will agree. Somebody, however, does.

    What will his unexpected condition do to his strained relationship with Crowley? And what will happen once it becomes apparent that something is very much amiss in this whole "Second Coming" business?

    COMPLETE!

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    24 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    “The Book of Life is really a ledger of immortality. When a demon falls to holy water or an angel falls to hellfire, their name automatically gets deleted. But if your name is erased…”

    "You become mortal," Aziraphale concluded, his heart beating — faster, faster — spasming, fluttering, pumping vital blood.

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    Part of a gambit to delay Apocalypse 2.0, Crowley erases his name from the Book of Life. When it apparently fails to erase him from existence, Aziraphale follows. They wind up as mortals, history and memories completely intact, but far from home.

    Alternate title: The Mutual Entrapment of a True Human Form is a Get-Along Shirt and So is This Overbooked Holiday Inn

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    22 Jun 2024

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    First time he sees him he’s barreling down 40 like a bat out of hell. Thirty miles outside of Flagstaff and six hours behind schedule. The desert looming large on all sides. Red sand and sage stretching out for miles and miles in front of him. Juniper and pine and gray crag behind him. The flora might be changing but that's about it. Same bone-dry air that gives him nosebleeds. Same cute little cottontails and scrawny jackrabbits darting under his tires. Same two lanes separated by white lines...
    He checks his speedometer. He hasn't downshifted since the city limits. Sheer luck, that. He's coming up fast on another rig. Flatbed with Vermont plates. Bright white cab with gold wings painted on the side.
     

    Anthony Crowley might have gotten out of Missouri, but he hasn't escaped his past. He wears it like a cloak. When he crosses paths with a guardian angel, he starts to learn how to shed it.

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    04 May 2024