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Mysterion has been a (mostly) solo hero for ages, as well as a general mystery, nothing more than an urban legend, a rumor, something that most people dismissed as ridiculous, like vampires, or aliens. But after Mysterion makes a appearance in the daytime, and an Alien attack means he has a new partner in crime fighting, keeping Kenny's nightly escapades a secret becomes just a little bit harder.
With new allies, old enemies, and overly nosy friends, our intrepid heroes really have to learn to roll with the punches, and keep the bruises cause by the ones they can't dodge well covered.
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(and the two where no one could)
Kenny and Butters are desperate to spend some time together without the rest of the group, and are constantly inviting the other out in the (apparently vain) hope to Level Up their relationship...
Unfortunately they both have magnets in their asses, terrible luck, and none of their friends are capable of reading a room.
They'll get it eventully, even if it takes the poor pair several months.
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A Mob Boss, A Supervillian, A Thief and A Mad Scientist open a Bakery by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
11 Jan 2024
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Ashes just needed to lay low for a few….years.
Jonny just needed to get out of super-villainy
Marius just wanted a better life for himself and his partner
and Raphaella is just bored.And Somehow, they managed to open a bakery together, without realizing they're… well not the most Moral people in the universe
(Based on the writing prompt "A small unassuming tavern is run by a retired superhero. The janitor used to be the biggest mob boss in the world. The chef is a monster hunter. The waiter is the head of a massive cult. They don’t know each other’s identities. When the tavern is in trouble, all four thought: “I got this.”" i changed it a bit but..)
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The One Where Everyone Tries To Steal The Necronomicon by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: South Park
22 Oct 2023
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"Informatrice suddenly spoke, “Uh, Mysterion?” her voice was tired as well, but worry seeped into her tone, which wasn't a good sign.
“What's wrong ‘trice?” Kenny growled into his com, standing up and brushing off his knees,
“You know that new book display in the public library?”
“The big fancy one about occult books?” Kenny asked, beginning to walk toward the library.
“Yeah, I'm looking at the library right now,” she winced, “and I'm seeing some of our new freaky-faced friends.”"Mysterion's Bad patrol gets worse as the cult descends on one of the city's libraries. Not to mention Chaos is acting strange and some familiar faces have appeared, tossing a spanner in the already screwed-up works.
Kenny really needs a nap.
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Craig Tucker and The Aliens stealing his guinea pig by cryptidWarlock
Fandoms: South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
23 May 2023
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All Craig wanted was a nice night on his Balcony with his fuzzy socks and stripe.
Unfortunately, Aliens do not care what Craig wants. At least he has Tweek, and about 15 more guinea pigs.
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Mysterion's Adventures in College and Superheroism by cryptidWarlock
Fandom: South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
23 Jun 2025
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I have Mechanisms brain rot, and most of my brain is rotted by superheroes, so BEHOLD. This shamble of nonsense.
Very much inspired by the Mechanisms Cinematic Universe. go check that out too!
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Who and What and Why? Superheros Extraordinars! by cryptidWarlock
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Sep 2020
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My very complicated Superhero AU for The Magnus Archives.
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-The Archives/Institute is not a place of supernatural study. Just a normal historical research site.
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Casper High YouTube Consortium by TheGlamorousFeral
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
01 Jan 2025
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Based on this prompt I did over a year ago: https://www.tumblr.com/theglamorousferal/742872546449506304?source=share
Basically, the kids of Amity Park are now college age and have been learning things in their fields from ghosts, but still need to get a diploma. They move to Gotham and now that they have free time they all start YouTube channels.
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21 Sep 2025
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Merasmus usually fumbles some spell or other each Halloween and gives the Teufort 9 some odd set of traits until they wear off. This year, though, they’re all oddly in the same vein. Wings.
The mercs learn to adjust.
(On hiatus! This fic will not be deleted or anything, rest assured, I just have no motivation to update.)
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18 Aug 2025
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It all started when Merasmus found his stash of extension cords chewed through by little racoon teeth...
Or: Merasmus curses both RED and BLU. It goes how you expect. (Can the mercs work through their hidden fears and new monstrous appearances? Is this the end of everything? Or the beginning of something terrible and new? Only time will tell)
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07 Aug 2025
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Scout has a secret that he never planned on telling another living soul.
Unfortunately for him, it’s almost impossible to keep a secret when one gets stuck living with the most stubborn assholes on the planet for several months.OR
How the team found out Scout has wings.
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07 Aug 2025
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Sebastian wants out of his home. The new farmer wants to mitigate her bills. They come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, perfectly positioning Sebastian to be drawn into the absolute insanity brewing in his hometown. What do you mean the weird old guy in the random-ass tower is a wizard???
(Rating is tentative, may go up for a handful of scenes in later chapters, but only time will tell)
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27 Nov 2024