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    Peter Parker dies and seconds later he wakes up in an unfamiliar universe, drowning in a pool of foul smelling green goo. He curses himself for not asking the voices in his head any questions.

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    a series of (mostly) unrelated fics and one-shots

    fandoms: harry potter, marvel cinematic universe, dc universe, and danny phantom

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    a series of unrelated wip’s

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    a series of (mostly) unrelated fics where peter parker ends up in gotham city

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    unrelated time travel fics

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    Dylan liked to think herself a realist. Her prospects were not great, but she was nothing if not crafty and she was sure she could make it work.

    Survive until 18, get ownership of Fenton Works, go back to Amity, and find a way to keep Vlad as far away from her as she could.

    Each of those goals broke down into smaller ones, and as things were currently her wildest fantasy was being able to balance a third job on her schedule. That was it. No crazy dreams of greatness, no ground shaking ambitions.

    Just keep your head down, don't drag too much attention to yourself, and don't die. Again.

    But, in all fairness, how could she have known even that was asking for too much?

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Tony Stark may have been religious about using protection through the years. Unfortunately condoms do break, also failure rates go up when drunk or otherwise intoxicated. This means well, it was rather inevitable.

    Daisy was not expecting three hits when she ran her DNA against the SHIELD database. Which complicated feelings on the whole issue or not, well her apparent baby brother just started stopping crime in his pajamas. So if she takes a month, she's on the run from SHIELD post Hive anyways, and helps the kid out it doesn't have to mean anything. Really, she's completely going to be able to leave without regrets. Totally. And if she ends up looping in their apparent older sister, it's for Peter.

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    04 Jun 2025

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    When she left Britain Halley honestly thought that she left everything behind, that she would live a normal life. Well, everything changed after she learned that her dear friend Sam hunted witches.

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    27 May 2025

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    "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by."

    (a series of unconnected one-shots, primarily subverting common/popular fic tropes)

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    10 May 2025

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    “Hello there”, the kidnapper grins. A hush falls over the classroom as everyone waits for what comes next.

    The man opens his mouth to keep talking, but he gets interrupted by a voice in the background of the video replying: “General Kenobi?”

    Goddammit Peter.

    Or; another Peter get's kidnapped crackfic (this time with bonus live audience)

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    07 May 2025