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Comfort porn for anyone who's feeling sore and in need of some special pampering by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2020
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An angel and a demon turn up on your doorstep to dispense some care when you're not feeling great.
Written by request for a couple of people on our Good Omens discord server who are feeling rotten right now from injuries and chronic illness. CousinSerena started the idea of customised comfort porn, and more was requested, so it was my turn to do one. I also suffer from chronic pain so I know what it feels like to be like this. This one goes out to anyone who needs some one on one NSFW pampering from everyone’s favourite demon and angel. There isn’t any plot, it’s pure indulgent Porn Without Plot.
For this one, the reader will have a vulva, just a CW in case that’s not your cup of tea.
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Entwined by CousinSerena, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
15 Mar 2020
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Aziraphale has certain fantasies about snake sex. He wants to experience it with his serpent lover firsthand, while in snake form himself. Crowley happily obliges.
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Shake a tail feather (now with ILLUSTRATION) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Mar 2020
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Perhaps because the almighty had a peculiar sense of humour, angels and demons could come into heat. Some would get an irresistible urge to nest. Aziraphale was prone to this. He’d start buying soft furnishings like they were going out of fashion (and the ones he bought usually already had gone out of fashion, it was like an explosion in chintz in the upstairs bedroom from the last time he’d had the urge to line his nest.)
The angel would become addicted to going on shopping trips to Laura Ashley, John Lewis, or lately, Ikea. The bookshop would become a riot of throw cushions and fluffy blankets. Crowley had seen him do it now and again, fortunately never at a time when Crowley, too, was being influenced by his avian aspect.
Like now.
Because when he brought his wings forward for preening, he saw that this wasn’t a normal moult. His new feathers were rather more colourful.
Oh fuck, not now...
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .In 6,000 years angel and demon had never had never co-incided during their cycles, but they're about to find out what happens when they do. More comedy smut.
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Squid Fight (prompt challenge from Ineffable husbands-Fanfictions Reader and Writer- AO3 on facebook) ILLUSTRATED by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Mar 2020
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From the weekly prompt on the group Ineffable husbands-Fanfictions Reader and Writer- AO3 on facebook. The prompt was this:
Aziraphale, watching the news:
“Crowley, have you heard? Somebody tried to fight a squid in the local aquarium!”Crowley, covered in ink:
“Well maybe the squid was being a dick."
NEW! Quefish did a (very) drunk reading of this (and "Gabriel and the Sofa of Sin") one after the other on youtube, go watch! I set the video link to start at the beginning of this fic but feel free to watch it all: CLICK HERE -
Collecting all the pieces of you - #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 19 - whatever you like (free choice prompt) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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Stick with it and please don’t hate me, this isn’t going to turn out how you expect, there’s always a happy ending.
Crowley is desperate for his angel’s love, he’s never been able to have it, so he’s made do with other ways of imagining what it would be like.Series
- Part 29 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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I'm Yours #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 28 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Feb 2020
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An angel and a demon fall in love, and an angel yearns for something more intense from his demon, who happily obliges, with unintended consequences.
includes CONSENSUAL "non consent" play.
CW, mention of someone hurling homophobic abuse (but not what he said), Crowley shuts it down rapidly.
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- Part 28 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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All This Time #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 27 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Feb 2020
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Love hurts, especially when you’re not allowed it. Aziraphale struggles to cope with his feelings about his god given abilities, and Crowley tries to help him see something important about it all.
“That’s the problem with having a thousand eyes. When you cry, it can get messy.”
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- Part 27 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Love Song #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 26 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite, Caedmon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Feb 2020
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Crowley confesses his love to Aziraphale, and reaffirms what he’s been feeling for thousands of years. There may be a surprise in store. Please don’t hate me, this wasn’t my idea, but it was too funny not to use. It's all explained at the end.
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- Part 26 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Promises #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 25 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite, foulfiend1984
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Feb 2020
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Human AU, Crowley is a horticulture student, and Aziraphale is studying theology. They become best friends and make a promise that if neither of them is married by the time they’re 40, they’ll get hitched. Both think the other has forgotten. Cue a couple of decades of pining and missed opportunities before fate finally brings them together.
Concept by foulfiend1984.I've tried to do a condensed slow burn, to get their story into a shorter format while still hopefully doing it justice so it doesn't feel rushed. It is longer than the other valentine's prompts, but it needed the length to make it work for the concept.
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- Part 25 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Gabriel and the Sofa Of Sin by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for ExMarks, anaeifly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Feb 2020
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Gift for ExMarks , and others from the Good Omens NSFW Party Fun Room on facebook, for the inspiration of this prompt. A couple of us are writing our take on this, here’s mine. Obviously, NSFW. Gabriel pays a visit to the bookshop, and Aziraphale can’t help but sit and stare at him on the sofa, and think of all the things that poor sofa has seen, all the dubious stains on the upholstery, all the sexy demonic shenanigans…. Poor Aziraphale.
EDIT - see end notes for link to a fabulous sequel by Lyowyn!
NEW! Quefish did a (very) drunk live reading of this on youtube, she also did "Squid Fight" beforehand in the same video, so I set the link to begin at the start of this fic reading, but feel free to watch it all HERE -
Love Potion #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 24 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Feb 2020
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Crowley notices that there’s one thing that Aziraphale seems to avoid consuming, and not becuase he doesn’t like the taste. Being curious and mischevious, Crowley takes a gamble on a theory and is proven rather startlingly correct.
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- Part 24 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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He could do really weird things with his tongue #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 23 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2020
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When Aziraphale embarrasses Crowley, the demon sets out to get revenge in the best way he knows how. If this involves winding his angel up until he can barely hold back, so much the better.
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- Part 23 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Embrace #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 22 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Feb 2020
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After the bus ride home, an angel and a demon face up to their own mortality in fear of what may come next, and decide to make the most of whatever time they have left together. 6000 years of missed opportunities to confess their love for one another culminates in an unexpected result that might just save their lives.
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- Part 22 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Devil with the blue dress on #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 21 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Feb 2020
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Crowley requires Aziraphale’s special skills every now and then to deal with a troublesome aspect of living in the pre-automobile age. Devolves into smut at the end. My apologies for this ending up rather like a period drama or Mills & Boon nonsense, but that’s how it turned out. I’m rather too influenced by my own historic collection of equine stories like “Mr Sponge’s Sporting Tour”, “Handley Cross” and Jorrocks’ “Jaunts and Jollities.”
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- Part 21 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Reservation Gone Wrong #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 20 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Feb 2020
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Bad luck comes in threes, this time it starts with Crowley's flight reservation gone wrong, and Aziraphale's ferry plans gone awry, then as the third in the set of 3 bits of bad luck, Aziraphale accidentally makes a mistake booking them accommodation on online with a foreign language website, which leads to something Crowley didn't expect.
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- Part 20 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Candy Hearts #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 19 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Feb 2020
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Some strange manifestations start happening around Crowley, and Aziraphale tries to get to the bottom of the mystery...
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- Part 19 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Crikey! by CousinSerena, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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In this “lost episode” of Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter, the Australian wildlife expert is exploring the British countryside. While shooting the episode, he discovers a certain exotic non-native snake. To be exact, a red-bellied black snake with yellow eyes who’s just trying to take a nap. Crikey, what a beauty!
*No sneks were harmed in the making of this fic, although one demon was slightly embarrassed. For the record, examining snakes in the manner described is not painful to them, especiallly when carried out by professionals. Nonetheless please pay attention to tags, thanks :)
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Playful #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 18 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Feb 2020
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What happens when a demon curses the sex dice. Crowley is a brat, and Aziraphale is Just Enough Of A Bastard™️ (again). More comedy porn, because apparently this is my niche now, and my legacy, my lasting contribution to literature. I’m not even sorry.
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- Part 18 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Pillow Talk #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 17 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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Whist being a valentine’s prompt short fic, this may also be considered an unofficial, much demanded chapter 3 of “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” – a NSFW comedy fic. It didn’t have quite as much comedic value as I wanted for a real chapter 3, but it was pillow talk so I decided rather than binning it, to put it here instead. For context read the comedy fic first.
Awkward demons aren’t the only people with embarrassing secret wank stories. A certain principality has some skeletons in his own closet…Series
- Part 17 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Flowers #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 16 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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After moving into the cottage, Crowley sets about tidying up the garden. He does it all by manual labour rather than miracles, to give himself something to do. One day he hits upon an idea that will take several months to come to fruition, and lays out a secret for his Angel. One spring day it's ready…
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- Part 16 of Ineffable Valentines 2020