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Back to Friends by beachlasgna, spritejac
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 May 2025
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“I’m not gay, by the way.”
Jayce knows what he is. He knows what he likes. He knows what he dislikes, too. He has to get that out, though. Clear the air. Set the record straight. Rule out any misconceptions.
His eyes fly open when he doesn’t hear a response. If it were anyone else, he’d imagine they would have stood up and walked out of there without a second thought. Would have probably laughed in his face before they left, too. Maybe Viktor is different. Maybe he just really wants to suck his dick.
That’s just cocky, Jayce. Twenty in the Douche Bag jar, per Caitlyn’s rules.
But his declaration seems to get a rise out of Viktor because he looks up to him from down on his knees with a humorous glint in his eyes. A cheap chuckle comes from below.
“This is… this is just me broadening my horizons, you know,” Jayce adds, just to be safe. “Drunken fun is all.”
“Broadening your horizons,” Viktor says flatly. “Whatever you say, birthday boy.”
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A story in which Jayce discovers getting your dick sucked by a hot stranger at the club and falling in love with him does in fact make you gay. OR; Jayce experiences a bi-sexual crisis at the age of twenty-five.
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All That Matters by beachlasgna, spritejac
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Apr 2025
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Two-time MVP and captain of the Piltover Wolves Jayce Talis has fallen to the lowest point of his professional hockey career. Determined to restore his team to its former glory, Jayce agrees to train with Viktor Arkanov, a former Olympic figure skater who wants nothing to do with the ice.
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Look After You by beachlasgna, spritejac
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Apr 2025
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It’s Caitlyn Kirammann’s first year at Piltover Preparatory Academy, a prestigious K-12 STEM school that encourages young minds to explore both their scientific curiosity and creative talents. Cait is bursting with excitement, eager to start this new chapter of her life.
Jayce Talis, on the other hand—Caitlyn’s big brother turned adoptive father—not so much. After being her sole guardian for the last year, he isn’t quite ready to let her go. Thankfully, Viktor, the academy’s beloved and supportive Kindergarten teacher, is there to help Jayce ease the transition from stay-at-home dad back to Piltover’s trusted firefighter.
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'Cause Stitches Don't Work On a Cut This Deep by cardigains
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
14 May 2025
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“Nothing’s different,” Ellie tries to talk Joel off the ledge the best way she knows how. “Except that fucking…thing. It was different. It was smart. And I just thought…What if, ya know?”
Joel’s right in front of her. He sinks to his knees, which is honestly for the best before he passes out and knocks his head against the hardwood floors. “What are you asking me here, kiddo?”
The nickname tugs at years old memories, tussles with months old anger. Settles in her hours old desire to be held by him again. The desire she’s brushing off and shoving down. Even if she is going to die, it doesn’t mean Joel gets to be off the hook. All it means is that he’d ruined everything all so she could die in the name of fucking nothing in Jackson Hole, Wyoming instead.
Ellie squares her shoulders as she tilts up her chin. She holds him hostage with her gaze and implores him with the earnesty of her expression. “I need you to wait with me to see if I turn. And if I do,” she pauses, swallows, wishes she could look anywhere besides right into his eyes, “I need you to put a bullet in my head.”
Bookmarked by spritejac
17 Jun 2025
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help me love myself the way you love me (so who i am tomorrow is who i'm meant to be) by cardigains
Fandoms: The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games)
13 Oct 2023
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Across the street, Ellie can hear the cries of a baby. She hates the sound, hates the anxiety that spikes up in her without consent and the simultaneous desire to make it stop and hating that she knows there’s already somebody over there doing exactly that. She hates herself for hating it.
Because it’s not like Ellie hates Leo. He’s a fucking baby. He’s got light brown skin and these dark curls of hair and no teeth and way too much drool. He has grabby little fists and a head he’s only just learned to hold up and spit bubbles that he blows when he gets real excited over pretty much nothing. He’s happy. Just, naturally. Like he came out smiling, doesn’t have a clue yet what the fuck is wrong with the world.
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or: Tommy and Maria have a baby. Ellie has to figure out how to deal with it.
Bookmarked by spritejac
09 Jun 2025
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“Joel, get Joel. Please.” Bile is rising in her throat. She swallows it back.
Ian makes a scoffing noise, taking a step closer. “Seriously, you’re fine. You just knocked it, that’s all. You go crying to your daddy every time you get a bruise?”
Ellie fucking doesn’t. Ian bruises her almost everyday, and she never cries.
Someone tries to make Ellie grow up too fast.
Ft. Worried Joel and a teddy bear named Fuckface
Bookmarked by spritejac
01 Jun 2025
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if i could hold you for a minute by thehappyyears
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
25 May 2023
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Before, when they were on the road, he pushed her, would tape up her rolled ankles and tell her she was strong enough to keep walking. They had no other choice, winter wouldn’t wait for her ankles to stop hurting and her small illnesses to abide, and sitting ducks are prime targets for unexpected infected or raiders. She learned to manage her aches and ills herself—Joel would only half-relax when they’d had a productive day of walking.
Of course, even then, he’d insist upon taking watch the entire night, or would let them walk slower, he would ignore shortcuts that’d be hard on her. But that’s a far cry from whatever the hell he’s doing now, insisting she leave the job site and gently offering her soup. She doesn’t know what to do with this.
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Five times Joel is a good surrogate dad to Ellie, and one time Ellie is a good surrogate daughter to Joel.
Bookmarked by spritejac
31 May 2025
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Well, theoretically it starts before Ellie can even remember. Apparently as a kid, Ellie was a biter from hell.
Ironic in the world she grew up in.
It’s not something she really thinks about. Hell, there used to be times with Riley where they’d sit on one of their beds and read or work or whatever, and if Riley’s arm or hand or, once, ankle, was close enough, Ellie would gnaw on it as a joke until they ended up on the floor, wrestling.
So, whatever. Some people love with gentle words and little gifts and some people bite.
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Ellie and Joel navigate the first few months in Jackson. A story told in the gentlest of bite marks.
Bookmarked by spritejac
31 May 2025