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    Just as he was considering imposing himself on some random woman to go in for him and call Omega’s name, Rafa appeared—only she had a weird, serious look to her face, and Omega wasn’t with her. Fives straightened up from the wall, instantly on edge. “What—”

    “She’s fine,” Rafa assured him, quickly. She made a short gesture. “Give me your jacket.” 

    “What?” Fives frowned, fought the urge to try and crane his head to look over her shoulder into the bathroom. “What’s wrong?

    “You’re not listening,” Rafa hissed, and made a second, harder gesture. “Jacket. Now.” 

    Fives and Rafa help Omega out in a potentially embarrassing moment.

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  2. 45

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    “Oh my god. Shoyo-kun’s husband is a vampire,” he whispered, eyes wide.
    “He’s not—”
    “Does Shoyo-kun know?!” Atsumu gasped. “What if he doesn’t?! What if he’s being lured in—being used?! That filthy bloodsucker could be keeping him as a personal juice box!”
    “Atsumu. Please. You’re just saying this because you want Shoyo for yourself—”
    “And—oh my god!” Atsumu practically shouted. “Hinata said he can’t drink alcohol because his husband doesn’t let him. Said it was a 'blood thinner'. What if it’s not about his health?! What if—what if it ruins the quality—the taste?!”
    “Stop this right now—” Osamu groaned.
    “No, no—I have to save him!”
    “You need to sit down.”
    But Atsumu was already storming out the door, wild-eyed, full of purpose, and 110% sure he was about to launch a rescue mission to save Hinata Shoyo from his ‘vampire’ husband.
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    Atsumu Miya is many things: a genius setter, a nosy neighbor, and totally not jealous of Hinata’s mysterious husband. He is, however, pretty sure that Kageyama Tobio is a vampire—and he’s determined to save Hinata.

    AU- Supernatural

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  3. 4

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    Years after graduation, the former classmates of Konoha High gather for a long-awaited reunion—awkward laughs, forced small talk, and buried feelings resurfacing under the glow of string lights

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    The problem is, Jon can’t masturbate. Or they can, obviously, but they can’t finish. Jon has never been able to successfully bring himself to orgasm without a partner, not as a hormonal teenager, not as an even more hormonal adult, not ever. He can function just fine without it most of the time, but if it gets too out of hand then his libido refuses to be ignored, and it makes him very unhappy, to say the least.
    He does feel bad for letting it get to him so much. It's embarrassing, first and foremost, that he's such a slave to his sex drive that it impacts how he treats people in entirely unrelated situations. But it's also just not the type of person he wants to be, horny or not. He is responsible for his words and his actions, and he needs to get a grip.

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    The Census Data has shown that Remnant is at below-replacement population levels, according to Penny's statistical analysis! Logical subroutines and deductions prescribe: Increase the population with the best of the best. A dating app, to match up the best of the genetic material with the most fertile of people. Unfortunately... logic and reason does not really factor in sexuality.

    The population decline must be halted, and so, Penny sets up dates with those individuals that would benefit from having a good few babies!

    Unfortunately, nobody really told Penny about the whole 'human sexuality' thing, and James Ironwood did not think too much about the ramifications of allowing such a thing...

    But at least the population will increase!

    This was commissioned work.

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    “Do you think you’ll want kids?”

    Oliver chokes a little on his beer. “What?” He has to wipe his mouth with the back of his hand to keep beer from running down his chin.

    “Kids,” Ryan repeats, voice nearly cracking on the word. “Do you think you’ll want kids?”

    Or: Ryan asks a really personal question.

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    It’s completely unethical for a doctor to sleep with his patient. Dr. Na Jaemin knows that better than anyone. But Lee Jeno keeps showing up at his clinic with the same damn sore throat, all flirtatious grins and deep, low-cut shirts and suddenly Jaemin’s medical license isn’t the only thing at risk.

    Jaemin prides himself on professionalism, on clean boundaries and clinical detachment. But Jeno? Jeno makes detachment impossible. Jaemin’s rulebook is clear, but some symptoms simply don’t go away with just medication.

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  8. 70

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    Sasha blinks. "I'm—" she cuts off an automatic response, and takes a short breath. "I feel... Weird."

    Tim snorts. "Don't we all."

    "No, no, it's not—it's..." Sasha sighs. "Don't you think Jon has been weird?"

     

    OR, Jon gets replaced by the not-them, and Sasha, Tim, and Martin all notice, in varying degrees.

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    Nearly two years after being possessed by the Nogitsune, Stiles is still trying to get a handle on things. Away at college, he feels more stable; more settled. But at home in Beacon Hills for summer break after his Freshman year at UC Berkeley, he is once again plagued by nightmares.

    The thing is, Void left behind a thousand years worth of information in Stiles' head. Information that Stiles is slowly realizing can help undo some of the damage that was done to Beacon Hills.

    Between bodies once again turning up in Beacon Hills and an increasingly close relationship with Derek Hale, Stiles has a lot on his plate. Factor in a talking tree, a sacred duty to the land, and some dead/not-dead drama, and Stiles is about to have one Hale of a summer.

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    Months after the battle with Apocalypse, Erik is still puzzling over Peter's cryptic words about being there for his family, when it hits him: En Sabah Nur was Peter's father.

    Everything suddenly makes sense now - why Raven has been hinting about a secret that Erik doesn't know; why Erik has overheard Peter's friends consoling him about his father trying to end the world; why Peter has been so nervous around Erik lately...

    There's no way to escape the painful truth. Erik has to own up to the harsh reality that he murdered Peter's father.

    And Erik's going to make it up to Peter, if it's the last thing he does.

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  12. 46

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    Uki Violeta, one of, if not, the most popular guy in school. President of the theatre program, and residential BL lover.

    Fulgur Ovid, the complete nerd, who kept himself quiet and reserved. Avid DM of D&D sessions every Sunday.

    When inconceivable circumstances bring Uki’s long-term crush closer than ever before, he tries his best to not completely act a fool and make his attraction completely obvious. But when said crush starts opening up to Uki, and the two end up as close friends, can Uki bear the possibility of losing him to a simple confession?

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  14. 24

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    Charlotte Magne stumbles upon a peculiar discussion about her business partner. She listens intently, processing the bizarre activity of her peers before the spot light blasts at her. Slowly getting into this flicker of passion, she soon realizes the project involves keeping yet another secret from Alastor...

    [Author is facing a crisis. Chapters most likely will come out very late]

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    Arranged to be married as children, separated by tragedy, reunited by chance and necessity. As Neuvillette's rut approaches, he and Wriothesley court as dragons do, despite how unsure they both are.

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    SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery

    rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??

    blywood: what the actual kriff??

    Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT

    blywood: Why is this a government holosite????

    blywood: Hello????????

    SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN

    SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS

     

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    Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)

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    Hinata Hyuga, a shy and gentle kunoichi , finds herself in an unexpected living arrangement when she moves into a small apartment to share with none other than Sasuke Uchiha

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