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Does Saving a fairy ever be a good choice ?
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- Part 11 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics
- Part 2 of Twisted tales of Monsters, Robots and things alike
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Marlene gets set up by Peter... What could go wrong?
featuring: fate!peter, tiredaf!regulus, suspicious!james and a really buff dorlene
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Where Bruises Bloom (How to Lose Your Dignity in 10 days) by Hadesistired
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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Mu Qing isn’t enjoying himself while practicing positions from “9 Comfortable Positions and How to Do Them in Bed”
He’s experimenting and preparing. No one is having sexual dreams about their frenemy, and no one is masturbating while thinking about the other.
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- Part 3 of fengqing being fengqing
- Language:
- English
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- 9,854
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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"System Error: Wait holy shit is this Phighting" (A Phighting SI) by Vee_Vex
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Limbus Company (Video Game), Cookie Run (Video Game), Gravity Falls
07 Jul 2025
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If you were fictional, and knew it in full, what would you do? If you knew you were simply on the whim of a writer, how would you react? If you knew a million eyes were on you, how would you treat yourself, knowing that you are a story?
A system goes through a classic isekai scenario, and realize quickly that they are in a fanfic. At first, they pretend to be the perfect entertainer- but the gravity of their situation hits. As It always did. As It always does.
There's no use returning to a past that didn't exist in the first place.This is this, and that is that.
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The Alderaanian Amnesty by primeideal for Sinvulkt (Wakare)
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Jul 2025
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After overthrowing the Emperor, Luke and Vader reunite with their family on Alderaan, where they can heal from their wounds and live in peace. Or try to, anyway.
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Here be Wolves by Armaria for Liv1419
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
07 Jul 2025
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Careful. Careful now. One wrong word and the man will launch you bodily from the tent.
51 𝕬𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙.
Queen Alysanne Targaryen sets out in her grandparents’ footsteps, thankfully with guides for the way afore.
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Dinner time conversations by Tired_Gay_Theatre_Kid
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
07 Jul 2025
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A new recipe for Wild leads to an interesting conversation between Hyrule and the chain.
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- Part 4 of Lu Disability Pride Month 2025
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It was just to fill a hole; feed a need for them both. A pretend (and secret) engagement to cauterize the loneliness in them both.
No feelings involved.
Yeah, right.
Meanwhile, Spike is intent on tracking down the soldiers that put a chip in his head and enacting some very much needed comeuppance, and as luck would have it he's not alone in that goal.
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- Part 2 of Post Blue
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He's thirteen, hungry and exhausted, and he has to care for a very active child of five. He's also a king in exile.
One day he has a brilliant idea to hide as a maester in service of the Usurper's most faithful servant.
He saw it as a temporary thing, then. To get some R&R, read some books, gather his supporters... eight years later he doesn't want anything but a peaceful quiet life with the kids he likes as his own kin.
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Walburga Blacks Home for Displaced Children by Beningirl23
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2025
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The fates have been watching and its time they interfered. James, Sirius, Lily, and Regulus all are giving a second chance at life. Albus Dumbledore is given a second chance to right the wrongs from the First Wizarding War, and Walburga Black gets the chance to be the mother she should have been, and Remus is just along for the ride.
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After The Heist by mr_smilez0
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
07 Jul 2025
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Taking place after the "The HLVR AI-Crushes-All-Banks" stream rather than the last video in the web series. After the heist, Gordon reflects on the day's events, mostly about Benrey (kinda gay).
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Keep the Matches away from the Sunflower by DiamondBat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
07 Jul 2025
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(In this AU, the Justice League banded together under different circumstances and everyone’s secret identity is intact. Ma and Pa Kent are also very much alive and doing fine in Smallville.)
Batman and Superman have a love/hate relationship going on due to some misunderstandings and unexpressed emotions. With no other way of dealing with the unresolved tension, both of them end up on the same dating app. From there, a romance blossoms that neither of them expected or have any way of escaping.
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Prince: I hope you can’t clear A2 in a single lockout.
xXNyanXx: fuck u. also how could you say that when ica’s carrying me?
Prince: She’s already gotten her clear. I feel bad for her back, carrying all your dead weight.
xXNyanXx: i hope that if you ever get that cosmetic that they do a system rollback and you lose it.
*[Prince] has obtained [Wrath of Kremnos] from [Castrum Lockbox]*
Phainon nearly tumbles over from the sheer laughter that erupts from his gut. Tears well in his eyes as he leans over his keyboard to type his next message.
Deliverer: Well, let’s hope the servers don’t rollback.
Prince: LOL.
Phainon’s lips quirk into a smile. He feels a little smug now that he got the seemingly stoic man to laugh.
An AU where the heirs have a guild together in a game called Saga of Heroes.
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you make one poorly timed dick joke and suddenly that's your whole thing by FruitBox
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
07 Jul 2025
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Takumi has a big dick and gets made fun of for it. That’s it. That’s the fic. (Most of it, anyway.)
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Astarion does Raphael a favor and is given a gift in exchange: the chance to explore his complicated feelings about sex without the fear of anyone touching him in return. Gale is starting to act strange however...
TL;DR: Raphael gives Astarion a magical pocket pussy and he doesn't know it's connected to Gale.
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Harry Potter, boy hero, walks to his death in the forbidden forest and lets Lord Voldemort kill him with the killing curse. Then something strange happens.
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Apparently Naboo was supposed to be the official reemergence of the Sith.
Instead from the get-go, things go very wrong for the Sith.
And the Jedi are not paid enough for this.
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Simply put: Someone gets yeeted, and Maul probably shouldn't have been trusted with a starship.
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- Part 1 of The Star Wars Universe Vs Darth Sidious
- Language:
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- 2,701
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Chilling Winds, Pure Hearts by Wartsandall
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
07 Jul 2025
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Ash Ketchum's first day as a trainer is, to put it frankly, a disaster. But, it could have gone worse, and it could have gone weirder. Make one little change, and Ho-oh's well-meaning actions can throw a gigantic novelty spanner into the works.
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Once Upon A Robin by Fangirl_who_died for snowraven24680
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
07 Jul 2025
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Damian's in love. And doesn't regret it in the slightest. But there was one problem. She lived in France, And he lived in Gotham. For superhero business, of course.
But apparently, that didn't matter to her as she quite literally said, "Time to meet the parents, logistics be damned."
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Marinette Dupain-Cheng meets her beloved's chaotic siblings. Through a chatfic.
[For snowraven24680. Consider it as a fan's gift. I read your fanfiction very frequently, even tho its not daminette.
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- Part 2 of Once Upon A... [MLB Chatfic Collection]
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CALL OF DUTY ; Task Force 141 Has No HR Department (and It Shows) by lilsgrave
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
07 Jul 2025
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I love studying people. things about people have always tricked themselves into my feeble mindset of desire; and i have learnt i am very good at writing them.
these one shots will be—you know, based on warning and notes in beginning of chapters.
i take requests in comments.
i promise you, no matter how odd (as long as it’s not TOO odd), i will willingly take my time out of my (very important) days and make. it. work.