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Welcome to the Afterlife for Unrepentant Murderers (Current Inhabitants: 2) by Wolcean
Fandoms: Tetro Danganronpa PINK (Web Series)
26 Jul 2025
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If Hasegawa Ken knew that killing someone would cause him to be stuck in the afterlife with Okazaki Hanano of all people, he would never have done it in the first place.
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“God. Kill me now. I’ve ruined everything.”
Vanta leans in. “You sure, dawg? Because from where I’m sitting, nothing’s ruined.”
“This is why I didn’t tell you guys,” Wilson groans, digging his fingers into his hair as if he could physically pull the embarrassment out of his skull. “I feel so stupid. What else do you call making up a whole fanfiction in your head about your crush dating your friend just because you didn’t want to deal with how much you liked him?”
“...Poetry?” Vezalius winces, exchanging a glance with Vanta.
Wilson scowls down at his cup. “Shakespeare didn’t write with this trainwreck. He’d kill me off in act one.”
“True,” Vanta muses in complete agreement. Vezalius kicks him hard. “But I think he would’ve written a tragedy about you anyway. Lots of monologues. You’d love that.”
Or: Oh God, is Yu Q. Wilson homophobic?
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- 8,819
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The Muscle Wizard by MotorYacht
Fandoms: Marvel, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Professional Wrestling
26 Jul 2025
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Avalon learns the hard way to never give Fred Dukes a wizard hat.
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The Jedi, the Witch and the Clone Wars by Ottertale
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
26 Jul 2025
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The thing is, when you slow something enough, eventually it stops.
Then it reverses.
Combine that with the most powerful teleportation spell the galaxy had ever seen.
Well, the Force didn’t know why they were so surprised they got the results they did.
Maybe this time balance would be found. Maybe the Force’s new champion was a better selection than last time. One can always hope.
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The Right Way To Court A Lady by kahlen369
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Jul 2025
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With the beautiful life Anthony had with his even more beautiful wife, it was hard to hold onto his regrets, or really, any negative feelings at all.
Still, sometimes, when there were whispered words behind their back by the vultures in society, when his wife was unfairly maligned, or even when there were simply a few too many mocking jests by his own family in reference to his past mistakes, Anthony felt the familiar stirrings of regret again.
If only he could go back and give his Kate the season she had deserved, one where he’d shown her from the beginning that she was all he had wanted and needed in a wife.
(Perhaps he should have known. After all, didn’t they say, be careful what you wish for?)
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Or,S3!Anthony goes back in time somehow and ends up in S2!Anthony's shoes, where he decides he needs to get married to Kate again as soon possible, while at the same time, he can finally do what he wished he'd done: give her the courting she deserved.
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Witnessing the possibilities by The_Man_From_The_Pacific_Ocean
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
26 Jul 2025
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I have this idea since like a few years ago. So here is my take on what if: variants of Subaru got teleported into the royal palace scene during arc 3. (Imagine the chaos lol)
The story take place after the candidates introduction. The idea is so good but so far, I have only seen 2 people do that (one author dropped after releasing a single chapter). So I am here to give my impression of the idea.
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Mark just needed to take a shit. Haechan just needed to wash his hands. Neither expected slow burning feelings through a restroom stall door. Now it's rinse. Laughs. Repeat. Tension. (And yeah, the hand dryer is still running.)
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There are a million ways to lose your dignity online, but thirsting over your rival with a secret fan account has to be near the top. Kimi never meant for it to blow up. Oliver finding out was bad enough, but watching him grin about it is worse.
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Superdusk by claireofthestars
Fandoms: Superbad (2007), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
26 Jul 2025
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And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... who told him to fuck off and stop being such a creepy weirdo.
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Infinity Crisis: The Return of the King by Aragorn_II_Elessar
Fandoms: The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon), Static Shock
26 Jul 2025
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Part of Michael Weyer's 'Infinity Crisis' series. A guy egotistical enough to call himself 'The King' decides to escape the prison that he has found himself in for amusement, to hunt his archenemy. Chapter 2 has a crossover between 'The Spectacular Spider-Man' and 'Static Shock'.
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Когда Гарри врывается в отделение скорой помощи в два часа ночи, это не потому, что он на дежурстве. У него настоящая чрезвычайная ситуация.
Когда доктор Малфой узнаёт, в чём именно заключается эта ситуация, он более чем готов прийти на помощь.
Или: история о злополучном огурце.
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- Русский
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The BAU team has a new obsession—and it’s not the latest case. It’s getting Hotch and Reid together, obviously. They'd be perfect: the grumpy one and the sunshine one, the stern profiler and the excitable genius. Classic slow-burn.
Problem is, nothing seems to work. Not Rossi’s “accidental” wine nights. Not Morgan’s bro-level pushing. Not even Penelope’s PowerPoint of “Spencer + Aaron = OTP.”
But when a mission goes wrong and Hotch lets something slip, the truth finally comes out.
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Of Silk & Rubber: A Fontaine of Sorrow by BabylonLust
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Super Dangan Ronpa Another 2, Dangan Ronpa Series, Fate/Zero, Religion & Lore - Ambiguous Fandom, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel), Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
26 Jul 2025
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Right after the nuking of New York on Christmas Eve, a one-arm Peter Parker and one-eyed Kamala Khan join forces with one another in order to survive the wastelands left behind.
Little do they know, that they will soon be forced to solve a deadly murder mystery where most suspects are former serial killers. All to entertain a Goddess that cared not for their freedom, but hers.
And this is only the summary to ACT 1 of this Fontainian Opera.
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- Part 2 of Of Silk & Rubber
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Average Week In Gotham by BabylonLust
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Marvel (Comics), Real Person Fiction, Saw (Movies), DCU (Comics), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
26 Jul 2025
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Basically, Wanda ruined everything, turning reality into her little sandbox where anything, literally anything can happen.
New York got blown up, Peter loses an arm, Kamala loses an eye, Regulus buys Twitter, Subaru is now the Pride Archbishop, while Beatrice is Sloth,....
Keep an open mind and don't worry too much about the little details, just enjoy the story Wanda created just for you~<3
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Let's Make Another Deal:But This Time It's Personal by RandomWRites
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
26 Jul 2025
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“Pardon?”Mafioso said,voice devoid of emotion but confusion as if he didn't know if he should laugh.
“I'm pregnant and you're the father.”Chance repeated more clear and on point.
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Commander Shepard, The Greatest to Ever Live by Samael61
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
26 Jul 2025
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Commander Shepard, the singular greatest soldier the alliance and the humanity as a whole ever had and ever will.
One man army whose mere name envokes fear in the hearts of the enemies of the Systems Alliance.
A force of nature protecting the humanity against the galaxy.
Or: A crack fic where Commander Shepard is greater than ever.
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It’s Vi…
Does she want to live with three men she met on the internet? No. Is she going to anyways? Yes.
This is the New Girl x Arcane crossover nobody asked for and I’m not going to apologize.
(You don’t really have to know anything about New Girl to enjoy this, just know that some of the dialogue comes directly from the show and does not belong to me!)
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Percy's Cavalry Of Time Travelers by When_did_the_stars_become_a_person
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Jul 2025
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Will woke up screaming.
Clarisse woke up from a nightmare.
Castor woke up confused and alive.
Leo woke up with his head on fire.
Beckendorf was confused.
Silena woke up at the sound of pounding footsteps.
Piper woke up in her bed.
Connor almost rolled over onto Travis.
Chris didn't realize he was dissociating.
Katie woke up with flowers tangled around her.
Malcolm woke up struggling to breathe.
Jason woke up.
Frank woke up tense.
Percy woke up thrashing.
Or: 15 demigods woke up in the past, 5 of them were supposed to be dead, the others are just confused.
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Giratina's Continued Adventures in Rising Blood Pressure by kanashimibeast
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
26 Jul 2025
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Having sent Akari across time and space to Hisui, Giratina has an obligation to keep an eye on her progress. This is easier said than done when the pokémon she left behind are demanding to know what's become of their trainer. Easy solution: bring them into the Distortion World so that they can keep an eye on her alongside Giratina. Surely nothing can go wrong with this. Right?
...Right?
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- Part 3 of Tightening the Hinge
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Tenna thought he was loading up a good old PG-rated cowboy flick for Round One. Instead, it’s raw, unfiltered smut—and Tenna’s chest port doesn’t just play the tape. It feels it. He can feel everything happening in the tape and now he's a sobbing, moaning mess, writhing on the floor.