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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in
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- Part 1 of TH4NKS FOR PL4Y1NG [SFW V3RS1ON]
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Jake English is a loving creature, showering his friends in undeserved love and affection, willing to do anything for them.
You're a shitty person for exploiting that.
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It’s been over a decade since that bright green architectural nightmare of a mansion burned down. Last night, the owner was found dead. Beaten, bruised, and stabbed 64 times. The murder follows the pattern of a local serial killer, dubiously dubbed Jack Noir by authorities. The large gaps in four womens’ memories beg to tell another story.
Terezi Pyrope, a pathetic paralegal that thrives on approval, seeing 20/20 only in hindsight. Charged by a nuclear power plant’s worth of self preservation, energizing her every selfish thought. Vriska Serket, a low-functioning know-it-all with problems so hereditary her blood runs hot with fire-scorched irons and cold with hemocyanin. Rose Lalonde, a verbose, self-righteous author that just wants a peaceful engagement with her fiance. Fugue states be damned. Kanaya Maryam, a neurotic problem solver and a devout obsessive-compulsive. A grudge-gripping Greek fury with a bad habit of putting others' needs before hers. Especially if they involve her fiance, Rose.
Their root connection? They all grew up within the Cult of the Green Sun, roaming the maze-like halls of the garish once-green pile of soot and closetbound skeletons.
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Dirk is very easily overwhelmed.
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John bakes cookies with his step kids
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- Part 1 of Homestuck: New Generation short stories
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Dave Strider is your typical high school cool kid, blonde and good-looking- just what you need for high school. On the other hand, Karkat Vantas is quiet and reserved. He also doesn't quite realise what Dave means to him. What will happen when they are partnered together for a project?
[Also on wattpad @nicotineSecrecy]
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Jake had tried to sneak upon Dirk's ship to sabotage his plans, or that's what he'd told himself. He knew he couldn't live without Dirk either way, and needed to feel useful again. So when he was captured and discovered Dirk had special plans for him...maybe he wasn't as disinterested as he should be.
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It's been a few months since escaping Bro's clutches, and Dave is already tired of the routine. To make matters worse, he's been experiencing painful headaches and dissociation. But it's only up from there, right?
Karkat is terrified, he's awoken in an alien environment and is being told he's just a figment of someone's imagination. He can't be fake, right? But the signs are impossible to ignore.
Dirk doesn't know what to do, his brother is falling apart in front of him. But how can he help when they're drifting further apart than ever? Is their relationship even repairable? -
Come Away to the Water by CalWillowCreates
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
16 Oct 2025
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[A Hunger Games AU, all chapters will have content warnings at the top of each chapter.]
Jade Harley never asked for this, she never asked to get ripped away from the only family she had and compete in sensationalized murder.
Kankri Vantas did ask for this because he volunteered when the only family he had was reaped and didn't think twice about it.
The 97th Annual Hunger Games has been expected, and not eagerly awaited.
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kids win the game, they and their guardians reappear in their old homes, strider edition. because there weren't enough (there are so many but I'm a glutton)
alpha dave pov because he has the least knowledge of what the fuck is going on, he and bro have a post-reincarnation feelings jam
if you haven't read the run and go by deserts you should I definitely drew from it here and its everything you could possibly want
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After completing the game, JOHN EGBERT wakes up in a cold, desolated, grey place. He seems shocked. Did something go wrong when claiming the Ultimate Reward?
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It's Karkat's wriggling day so he hangs out with his faggy boyfriend and his platonic moirail.
Written for my platonic moirail (hi, Karkat <>).
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“I would drag my dick all over your personality, too, if that wouldn’t be impossible, and incredibly rude.”
Dirk has another encounter after a shower and has to set boundaries despite his belief that he shouldn’t have any. Strong John takes note of that.
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- Part 5 of Blue Fragments and Gold Splinters
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My first time ever joining kinktober! My works will mainly include Cancer, Gemini and Aquarius trolls, although I have also written other ships. Different ships can equal different universes/timelines, though not always. Not all fics are related or happen in the same universe as others, so please keep that in mind!
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Being invited to some academy for lonely kids with superpowers? For someone like Dave Strider, yeah, that's normal. Trying to prevent the end of the world as they know it? Sure, that's normal too. Falling in love with your best friend? What, no. That's not normal.
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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“If you had a body, what would it be like?” Dirk asked, his arm was now thrown across the back of the couch, fingers loose against the fabric. Hal watched from the camera as his head tilted against the seat, the hair on the nape of his neck crushed flat against it.
Yours, Hal didn’t say.
or, Dirk and Hal build Hal a body. It doesn't go so well.
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- Part 3 of Time Displacement
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Everything went black.
When they were able to open their eyes again they stared up at a star-filled, one-moon sky.Lying in an empty field, the previously doomed are offered a chance to make things right.
Learn to work together. Learn to care for the young.
This world is not new, and they lost so much to get it.
But maybe, if they do it right this time, they can make all those sacrifices worth it.
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Heavily inspired by Kijikun's village AU. A universe that dug its talons into my mind ten years ago, and has never left me.Series
- Part 1 of Cosmic Mistakes
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Dave Strider and his brother are moving across the country to a toneless, desolate mansion in the woods, where he learns to grow along Rose Lalonde-- an isolated, headstrong young girl-- and her loud roisterer of an older sister.
Adolescent runaway, Karkat Vantas, mysteriously finds himself in Doc Scratch's Juvenile Correctional Facility after passing out in a flooded alleyway. Dazed and confused, he traverses through the tiled corridors in a desperate search for an escape.
Doc Scratch revels in watching his patients grow stronger. More experiments, more fury, more power-- for his patients, of course. Scratch already has all the power he needs.
(This summary will most likely update as the story continues to be written.)
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and your entire life is colossally fucked beyond measure. Between starting college, and dealing with returning to the public eye, you're not prepared at all for the shit storm this year is about to throw at you. Roxy says things will be fine once you get there, but uh... she's always been too optimistic for her own good. At least you have three sick ass friends waiting for you. Oh, and your roommate, but he kinda sucks now that you think about it. At least he has a cute friend? That give you a whopping two thing to look forward to this semester. How exciting.