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Guillermo gets possessed by a demon, who wants his soul. Thinking it would be easy leveraging Guillermo’s love of Nandor to capture his soul, the demon bites off more than it can chew.
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Thirst by weakformemo (talitacortazar) for seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Apr 2025
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Guillermo's mission doesn't go as expected.
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- Part 4 of The Gang Gets Smutty Drabbles
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Vae Victis (Latin) “Woe Unto the Conquered”-- A cry noting or calling for the humiliation of the vanquished by their conquerors. The assertion that those defeated in battle are entirely at the mercy of their subjugators and should neither expect, nor request, leniency.
Nandor decides that he simply must make an example out of the comely little vampire slayer who has caused him so much trouble in his latest campaign.
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- Part 2 of Variations on an Alliance
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Guillermo is captured by slayers and honed into a vampire-killing weapon.
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“Not very relentless, are you? If you managed to get yourself captured?”
Nandor chuckled and rose to his feet, his chains jangling. He definitely had at least a few inches on Guillermo. “Oh, I have been captured many, many times.” His voice was deep and rich, with a thick accent. “When you live for centuries, these things happen!”
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Guillermo is often brought in to break down uncooperative vampire subjects at a slayer research facility. But one of the captives, Nandor the Relentless, isn't so easily intimidated.
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After learning that Guillermo has hidden numerous stakes around the house, the vampires aren’t too happy. Especially Nadja. Nandor, at first was annoyed too, but now not so much. He’s calm enough to sit there knitting while Nadja vents her anger for the documentary cameras.
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- Part 10 of I Want Eternity With You; A Nandermo Series
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It took but the fleet of a moment, that infamous eye roll from Nandor, so briefly stolen but bearing a hint of contempt, for Guillermo to snap.
In a heat of a second he had the vampire pinned against the coffin at the center of the room, with a loud hit followed by a groan.
"Again... Guillermo!?"
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Most of their fights never amounted to any real danger, consisting of nothing more than half-cut hurtful insults that didn't have the courage to materialize into venom, either because that would make them untrue or because on the other end of the wheel was the other, real face of anger:
Love.
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What we do in the Shadows (Season two rewrite) by doughnut_mind_if_I_do
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2024
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As the household prepares for season two, Nandor continues his struggles to tell Guillermo his feelings. But can these two ever find happiness with Guillermo's heritage hanging over him like a dark cloud?
P.S - Please read season one through the link otherwise you'll be very confused xx
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- Part 2 of What we do in the Shadows Collection
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The household begins to plan their coup against The Counselor and adjusts to the arrival of Nandor's sister, Ziba.
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- Part 2 of The Missing Seasons
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She felt like she was floating.
Hoisted into the air, pulling at all ends of her. Hissing Latin prayers that burned against her skin.
Nomine sanctissimi Dei, numene, cade! Perite! Et incendito perpetuo inferno!
A cry. A god-awful sound. Piercing its way through her inability to speak. Screeching, wailing, no words spoken but nonetheless pleading for her afterlife.
She did not want to die. She did not want Laszlo, her sweet love, to come home to her blood-staining the hardwood floors. Did not want Guillermo to mop up what was left of her. Did not want The Guide to hear her awful scream as the stake was plunged into her heart.
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What had he been thinking!? Bringing his family of vampire slayers over for dinner?
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With the help of his witch business partners Guillermo chases vampire assasins into the past to keep them from killing his master and friends, oh and Collin too.
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Our vampires, while they were still human, all meet our most adorable and vicious familiar as humans before they even meet him in the future.
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- Part 5 of All My What We Do In The Shadows Stories
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Guillermo and Nandor have been in a long and happy relationship for years. Guillermo is also great friends with the others of their home as well.
But for the sake of his safety Guillermo allows himself to be hypnotized when the cameras are around to think that he is living a miserable life with these vampires who don't care about him and a masters who refuses to change him.
All the while it when hypno-Guillermo is begging to be turned, Nandor who has been begging Guillermo to do just that for years is struggling more and more to say no.
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- Part 2 of All My What We Do In The Shadows Stories
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My Hearts Beats for You by Sieg_Ell
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Apr 2024
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Laszlo receives an invite from an old friend, Magnus Bane, to a party celebrating his first anniversary. Of course, the rest of the vampiric household, including Guillermo, tag along. Problems arise when Guillermo meets Simon and his boyfriend, the leader of the New York vampire clan, and receives an offer to be turned into a vampire and join their clan.
Tired of Nandor's empty promises, Guillermo accepts. Nandor will do anything, including confessing his undying love, to convince Guillermo to stay with him.
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The taste of his own blood filled his mouth. Metallic and warm. It sickened him. His tongue found Nandor’s fangs, and he again reminded himself that he willingly placed himself within the monster’s mouth.
Alternate ending where Guillermo doesn't run away.
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Guillermo was tired. He was so so tired.
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if you hold me without hurting me by pixie90smom
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Jan 2024
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Nandor has one last wish. This time, he won't regret using it.
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Nandor uses his last wish to give up immortality and spend the rest of his life with Guillermo.
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So, newsflash. Faeries are real.
Or: a poorly veiled, multichapter excuse to put Nandermo in situations
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we couldn't get the rights to "amor prohibido" by andiforyou for vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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An untold amount of stairs later, a new setting: the de la Cruz Residence, as it’s labeled on-screen. It’s warm and inviting and perfectly lived-in. It looks like it smells like cinnamon and chamomile tea. It does, and it is also home to two members of the most prolific North American vampire-slaying family.
“The job of a vampire slayer is not an easy one. It’s very dangerous. Vampires aren’t anything like the movies, but they’re still vampires after all.”
Guillermo has a secret. Nandor gets a rude awakening. The documentary crew doesn't know what they signed up for.
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I js wanted to get something posted. when in doubt, shit and fart always have my back
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- Part 4 of kinktober 2023