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    Michael left Newport Beach. And somehow Gob still found him.

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    “It’s all vanity, it’s all an illusion, everything except that infinite sky.” -Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace

    St. Petersburg, 1805. Napoleon has embarked on his great and terrible crusade across Europe, but the battlefield seems worlds away to the wealthy and idle Bluth family, who spend their days dancing, dueling, sipping champagne, and speaking terrible French. Through the years of the Napoleonic Wars, the family is tested by fathers and sons, by crime and punishment, and by war and peace, but fortunately, they have one son to keep them all together.

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    Michael takes downers to deal with his family. Unfortunately, said family isn't as oblivious as he'd like them to be.

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    After an incident at the Banana Stand, Michael accidentally hints to his son about a childhood story that George Michael hadn't heard yet. After Michael refuses to share, George Michael decides to do his own snooping for this new story.

    "“He got arrested?”

    “Well that’s what I heard, but I don’t know what for. I’m glad he was though, ‘cause none of us liked him. He was only nice to Michael. He was kind of creepy, to be honest…” Buster scratched his face. “Well, I’m gonna go now. Lunch will be ready soon- or, I’m gonna get lunch, because I don’t eat at Mom’s anymore,” he declared, before marching off.

    “Bye,” George Michael said faintly, before making his way back to the stand, the bad feeling in his gut from yesterday having grown about three times.

    The nature of this story has started to take a dark turn."

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    For a fake gay guy, Gob sure was having a lot of fun kissing Tony.

    That one episode where Gob and Tony are in his apartment and ykyk

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    1/1
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    "So like..." he paused, "women, am I right? I sure do love having intercourse with them. Every night. It's a routine at this point, why mess with perfection?"
    "Gob, you're starting to sound like Tobias," Micheal pinched the bridge of his nose.

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    1/1
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    212
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    What if Michael Bluth had a hidden mask?
    A dark and repressed force that suddenly emerges.
    What if Helen Maria's fear came true? (season1 episode 6 arrested development)

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    15/?
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    So apparently, Michael is into scuba diving, and Gob goes scuba diving while eating Captain Crunch. Here's a little alternate scene from season 5, at the secret little beach cottage. We also get memories of a past underage flirtation Michael had with Gob in the early 1980s. They were about 12 and 14.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    11
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    2
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    2,014
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    This is my first fic so don’t expect much, also I’m write this purely for myself. Anyway reader gets a job replacing Kitty after Michael fired her. Tbf there isn’t really a story yet, just an actual episode in text form.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    10
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    256
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    This is Michael Bluth. He isn't happy.

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    1/1
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    4
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    18
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    1
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    170
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    Michael and George Michael have moved to Phoenix for a respite from the insanity of the Bluths. But it seems that the development of their family life had not quite been arrested…

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    3/3
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    10
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    24
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    Sometimes getting married isn't easy, especially if you marry an inept man whom you don't love. But it's not so lonely with the right people around you.

    title from "slipping through my fingers" by abba.

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    Michael Bluth is sick of his family: Lindsay, who uses her brain for nothing other than focusing on how she looks, Gob, who can’t find it within his heart to care about anyone but himself and Buster, who’s too cowardly to function on his own. And with his Mom and his Dad constantly demanding more from him, things are more stressful than ever. Deciding he’s had enough, he sets off for Arizona with his son once again…But that’s not exactly where he ends up. He may not know where on Earth he is but one thing’s for sure, he knows he’s not in California anymore.

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    6/?
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    5
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    16
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    4
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    348
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    The Bluths are vacationing in San Diego and everything goes wrong.

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    1/1
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    Gob's girlfriend gets back at him by fucking his brother.

    Not that one, the other one.

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    Michael is sad that his father is not at his wedding, but he does find a bright spot since his mother is there

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    1/1
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    He drove into the night, increasingly frightened by the encroaching dark and unfamiliarity, but this was his chance, he told himself, to be the kind of brave and independent young man that he should by all accounts have been. If his proximity to his self-destructive family was what made him so afraid, then this was his chance to leave behind the excess of caution that he had maintained alone, lonely and silent in the chaos like the eye of a storm.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Lindsay was working on a new activism campaign, and her hopes that it would ever reach its final stages (fraud, money laundering) were dwindling very quickly. She didn't really even care about saving marine wildlife, to be honest. They could eat as much plastic as they wanted- who was Lindsay to stop them? Beside her apathy towards the topic, she had just realized that serving seafood at the function might be distasteful, and if she couldn't have crab bruschetta at her charity events, there was simply no point in having one at all.

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    1/?
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    78
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    A few times the Bluth siblings are there for Michael, the way he’s always there for them.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    834

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